“I might have been a bump in the road – but for someone to file for divorce, obviously it was a long time coming. They obviously had issues way before I came into the picture.”
Isn’t that super news, guys? That former mistress Sara Leal isn’t feeling any guilt about cavorting with a married man? I know this is opening a can of worms for a lot of people, but let’s be truthful here: while part of her statement is correct (“They obviously had issues way before I came into the picture”), and if it wasn’t her, it probably would have been another hookup in another hotel, but the bottom line is “What kind of woman would get involved with a married man,” purely on a moral or ethical level? I’m sure it’s probably because Ashton’s all famous and stuff, and Leal just couldn’t help herself, but what does that also say about her? Come on now.
November 25, 2011 at 9:30 am by Sarah
I’ve said it before, and I’ll tell you again: Ashton and Demi are total weirdos. They just might be meant to be. No, I know: Ashton sticks it everywhere, and Demi is insecure about her age. (They reportedly had an “open” marriage, and Demi was cool as long as she knew about Ashton’s dalliances. It’s akin to your “cool mom” promising you can experiment with Mary Jane as long as it’s under her roof. Yikes. Just, yikes.)
As PopBytes tells it, Ashton did try to win Demi’s affection back. With! A Lexus hybrid, valued at over $100,000. But it was evidently too little, too late, and Demi Moore filed for divorce anyway. I mean, really. A car? A car. Whatever happened to smoothing things over with a nice, big diamond?
But what’s this! Over the weekend, apparently, the estranged couple reunited for Kabbalah counseling. They left together, but the pair took separate cars. No word on whether one of the cars was a Lexus, though.
November 22, 2011 at 2:30 pm by Jenn
We’re supposed to, what, feel bad for this asshat? Are we supposed to be all weepy and sentimental because a doofy douchebag couldn’t keep his juvenile penis in his pants and had to squeeze it out over a chick that wasn’t even all that great to begin with? Please. I have absolutely no remorse in thinking this guy is a letch, and any sympathy he might have gotten from me completely went out – wait, no, never mind. This tool doesn’t deserve sympathy from anywhere.
“Marriage is hard”? Is that what I’m getting from his comments? It’s that hard to keep your ass from thrusting in the general direction of even marginally-attractive women? Who the hell wrote this BS, Michael Kelso?
November 18, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah
If you thought to yourself, Oh, boy, now Ashton really can date one of his stepdaughters, congratulations! You are as sick as I am.
Her official statement:
It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton. As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life. This is a trying time for me and my family, and so I would ask for the same compassion and privacy that you would give to anyone going through a similar situation.
This honestly makes me sad: I had hoped this pair of weirdos might work things out and make it through to the other side.
Oh, well. If Demi ever dates again, I hope she picks an adult next time.
November 17, 2011 at 2:30 pm by Jenn
1Ashton Kutcher Is Way Sorry About That Paterno Tweet, Surrenders His Twitter to His Management Team
Now, about that Joe Paterno tweet: sweetie, that was careless. You’re the king of Twitter, and you should know better than to say something to your 8,000,000+ followers that you don’t know anything about. And tweets like these:
As an advocate in the fight against child sexual exploitation, I could not be more remorseful for all involved in the Penn St. case.
As of immediately I will stop tweeting until I find a way to properly manage this feed. I feel awful about this error. Won’t happen again.
They don’t make everything better, Ashton. I’m sorry, but you and I both know that they just don’t. And as for your long-winded apology/”it’s not my fault” statement/announcement that you’re giving up control of your Twitter, well … that’s not great either, honey.
November 10, 2011 at 4:30 pm by Emily
“How do you fire Jo [sic] Pa? #insult #noclass as a hawkeye fan I find it in poor taste.”
Um. Um? What exactly is in poor taste, Ashton? I believe your character limit is a bit higher than 79 characters or whatever, so daresay I think you can afford to elaborate a bit more.
A list of things I consider to be of less taste than unceremoniously firing someone who was privy to the act of child sex abuse and sat on allegations for eight years until investigated by a grand jury, ahem:
- Cheating on your wife on your wedding anniversary
- Cheating on your wife with some diarrhea-mouthed skank who goes around peddling nude photos to the site that can give her the most publicity
- Cheating on your wife and not wearing a condom while slumming around with the aforementioned skank who knew you were married to begin with
- Shall I go on?
If we’re going to talk about class here, let’s do it in the right context.
After Ashton was bashed for apparently being uninformed, he backtracked by saying, “‘This is an insane story, I just heard paterno was fired, getting the rest of the story now… Wow.”