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Anna Nicole Smith

Anna Nicole’s Diaries up for Auction

The race has begun for ownership of the Anna Nicole Smith diaries. The floor auction will take place April 14-15 in Dallas, TX, but the online auction has already begun. For sale are two...

Anna Nicole Newsbreak!

Anna Nicole Died of an accidental overdose, no sign of foul play. From CNN: Broward County Medical Examiner Joshua Perper said Smith was taking nine different kinds of medication in the...

Larry Birkhead Dumps His Attorney

Woo hoo! I read, like, three articles about the Anna Nicole Smith saga today. Somebody give me a cookie! It really hurts my head to follow this stuff these days, but this seemed like an...

The Juice Is Loose!

I haven’t the words. OJ is now joking around that he’s the dad of little Dannnnielynnnn. Even better? It seems he’s not joking about the fact that he rushed all over...

Hey, You Know What Drives Traffic?

ANNA NICOLE! WE MISSED YOU!! Thank goodness we now have a photo of the dress in which you were buried. Evil aside, I actually kind of like this dress. You know what it reminds me of? That...

Anna Nicole’s Funeral

We’ll bring you details and pictures as they come, but here’s the first shot from inside the funeral. Although 300 people were invited, only about 100 attended. The...

Mangling Language and Decorum

Almost every headline associated with the Anna Nicole Smith hostage situation (I’m sick of saying “saga” and “ordeal”) reaches new heights of silliness. These...