“Kim is the home wrecker, I’m not the home wrecker. I don’t date men in relationships; I don’t do that to other women. I got frustrated and I said it, [OK?]. I feel like Kim and her family, they manipulate the media and they want people to believe what they want them to believe. I just had to put the truth out there and I had to get it off my chest.”

Wow. This is practically, like, the first time I’ve ever really had anything good to say about Amber Rose and her beat-looking vulva.

Anyway, if you’re completely in the dark about what Amber’s talking about, it’s the fact that Kim Kardashian allegedly horned in on Amber and Kanye’s relationship and made the move to hook up with him despite the fact that he had a long-term girlfriend at the time. If that’s what you can call Amber Rose, I don’t know. I don’t remember much of their relationship other than a bunch of unsuitable-for-work photos of the two of them, like, practically getting it on in public and how she was this veritable nobody ’til Kanye did his rescue bit and brought her into the spotlight or whatever. Then there were those unbelievable nudes (whose variety of angles you’ll recognize if you’ve ever seen a minute of porn, but generally not when it comes to those Classy Celebrity Nudes).

So right. Back topic here, of course. Remember earlier in the month Emily told you that Amber made those crazy “Kim Kardashian broke up my relationship with Yeezy?” and people were all like, “Amber Rose, shut up, you’re just as big of a ho”? Well, Amber’s not backing down from her original comments calling Kim a ho-bag, and even now, after being questioned on her original Kim-bashing motives, she sticks to her guns and it turns out that she really IS kind of the first “celebrity” to fully speak out about the ridiculousness that happens whenever Kim tries to get her way (hint: she gets her way). Unless, of course, you count Michael Buble, who was pretty vague in his insults, simply calling Kim a “bitch.” Amber Rose don’t play that shit, fool.

So, woo! Amber Rose, go you. Even though you’re a total troll in your own right, I’d still rather see you publicity’d out everywhere instead of … well, you know. Her.

My general stance on Amber Rose is “who?” Any time I come across a story about her or some photos, I typically just skip it and go on ahead to the next story. I know, this girl shows her vagina off like it’s a new pair of shoes, and she’s wacky enough to claim that Kanye West saved her life, but I don’t know, I just can’t. I just can’t make myself get interested in this girl.

But you guys, this time, Amber Rose is talking some mad trash about Kim Kardashian, and, in case you haven’t noticed, that’s one of my favorite things to do right now! That’s why I took the time to read this crazy story about how Kim cheated on Reggie Bush with Kanye West, who was dating Amber Rose at the time. It’s a lot, I know, but I think it’s worth it.

“Kim is one of the main reasons why me and Kanye are not together,” Amber exclusively told Star. “She’s a homewrecker!”

According to Amber, she was dating Kanye when he and Kim first hooked up — and Kim was dating NFL star Reggie Bush!

“They were both cheating,” Amber, 28, said.  “They were both cheating on me and Reggie with each other.”

Amber says it was Kim, 31, who instigated the whole affair by calling, texting and sending racy photos of herself to Kanye.

“She was sending pictures, and I was like, ‘Kim, just stop. Don’t be that person,’” but apparently Kim didn’t care enough to respond when Amber emailed her for an explanation.

“I thought at least she’d be woman enough to respond to me.  She never responded.”

Amber slammed Kim for her cheating ways. “It’s very important that us women stick together and we don’t f*ck each other over like that.”

Have you ever wondered how many times Kim Kardashian has heard that in her life?  ”Kim, just stop.  Don’t be that person.”  It paints this really amusing but disturbing picture of Kim as this creepy woman child who just does what she wants without taking time to consider anyone or anything else. Wait …

In other Kardashian news, you remember when I told you about how Kim desperately wanted to be Barbie’s BFF? It turns out that, like most of Kim’s dealings, this attempt at a relationship was all part of a new business venture. See, later this year, we’re all going to be graced with Kourtney, Khloe, and Kim Barbies! Can you believe it?! You can just hop on down to your local retailer and purchase one of these “Dash dolls,” who “will be outfitted in fashions tied into looks you can buy at the Kardashians’ Dash boutiques.” Are you too excited? Because I’m too excited.

…Maybe. Probably.

According to Media Takeout, Amber Rose married her longtime beau, Wiz Khalifa, in Vegas on Thursday. An eyewitness got a covert snapshot of the couple’s first dance as newlyweds.

In June, the gossip circuit began speculating that Amber Rose might be pregnant. Could it be? Was this, in fact, a shotgun wedding?

Either way, shine on, you crazy diamonds! Happy tidings!

Oh Amber Rose. You know, I really, really don’t like you, but truly? I love your nudes. They’re tasteful and appropriately sexual and there is positively no doubt as to why your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. You’re like the Jackie O of nude photos – poised, respectable, and untouchable.

Keep ‘em coming, girl.

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Wow, guys, talk about frumptastic.

Amber Rose was photographed here at some thing in Atlantic City hosted by Jamie Foxx, and she was barely recognizable with all that … hair. I’m not a big Amber Rose fan by any means, but the baldness is definitely an improvement upon this monstrosity. What’s the deal with all these “celebrities” trying to rock big red curls anyway? It hasn’t seemed to work for a damn one of them. GIVE IT UP!

Was this girlfriend’s way of trying to distract us from those naked photos, possibly? Because really, I’d rather look at the crazy-assed nudes all day long than spend another second looking at this hot mess.

WHOA, Amber Rose. Just WHOA. I came across some of your photos today, girl, and you are NASTY. There’s “leaked nudes,” and then there’s “NASTY leaked nudes.” You, my friend? Fall into the second category for sure.

If you guys were all excited to see Blake Lively’s peach-fuzz-like butt, you’ll really get a kick out of seeing Amber Rose’s third brown eye, laws yes.

I’m warning you right now – like, right here, watch: WARNING!!!!! – these photos are way way explicit and are in no way, shape, or form suitable for work, public places, or even some of your private homes. This shit is THAT NASTY.

Jump in to partake in the nastiness, you nasty-ass.

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