7It’s A Boy For Amber Rose And Wiz Khalifa

Amber Rose, ex of Kanye, and Wiz Khalifa, rapper, had their first child, a baby boy. So A+, Amber Rose!

Khalifa made the announcement on Twitter, like so many of us do nowadays. (I can’t even tell if I’m being sarcastic anymore.)

D’aaawww! And who doesn’t love the name Sebastian?

Ms. Rose stopped dating Mr. West in 2010. Of course we all know who Kanye is dating now. No word yet about the birth from Kanye West.

What I really am curious about, though, is if anyone would make their baby announcement via Twitter. I sort of maybe understand why celebs would do it. It helps out their publicist and lets their fans know as soon as possible. But is there something weird about it? Or is that just me?

For example, Mr. Khalifa tweeted a photo moments before Amber Rose gave birth with the caption, “Daddy time.” I mean…that’s odd, right? Shouldn’t he be focused on the whole…you know…birth?

Regardless, congrats to the couple and their healthy baby boy!

February 22, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives

72Everyone is Pregnant!!!

Hello world!

My name is Bobby and I will be your new celebrity gossip writer as of the beginning of February. I know that you are going to be ruthlessly critical, and I expect nothing less. Until recently, I, too, used to tear apart celebrities and authors alike in the comments, but consider yourselves warned! To get this job I had to bribe and coerce and blackmail people, and when that didn’t work, I sent Sarah a severed horse head, so no funny business.

Just kidding. I am, in fact, quite harmless. My specialties include photography, rock and roll music, and kittens*, and my goal for this year is to somehow manage to work the word idempotent in a sentence. It also happens that I am in a sort of a Jessica Simpson situation at the moment – not even nine months after I had my first baby, my husband went ahead and knocked me up again. This very much leads me to the theme of my very first post for Evil Beet – pregnant celebrities!

So without further ado, here’s a list of 12 celebs who will be procreating at various times this year (in no particular order):

1. Evan Rachel Wood

There was no love lost between Evan and, well, almost everyone on Evil Beet so far, but I like the gal ever since I saw her in Thirteen. She is expecting her first child with husband Jamie Bell sometime in the Summer.

2. Kristen Bell

The sloth-loving Kristen Bell is preggers with her first child from Dax Shepard, and if crying uncontrollably at the sight of sloths isn’t a good enough reason to like her, Kristen is also outspoken on issues like same sex marriage and animal welfare. She’s due in the Spring.

3. Amber Rose

Model Amber Rose is expecting a very laid back (and possibly tattooed) child with Wiz Khalifa, and is ready to pop any minute, forever changing the the way her vagina photographs.

4. Jenna Dewan-Tatum

I don’t have any idea who she is, but they say her husband is hot so there you go.

5. Holly Madison

Former Playboy bunny/stripper/reality star Madison, known mainly for her utter lack of style, is expecting a girl in March.  For the delivery, she’s rumored to either wear a mustard yellow floral nylon dress, or nothing.

6. Kate Middleton

Her Royal Highness the Duchess of Cambridge had a rough first trimester but she seems fine now, unless you refer to the latest portrait of her, in which case she doesn’t.  I really hope Kate puts on some weight during this pregnancy; it makes me feel uneasy watching her right now.  She looks … sort of malnourished.  Or maybe I’m just jealous because I know I’ll turn to a whale long before I reach full term.  A Great Blue Whale.

7.  Sophie Dahl

Dahl is pregnant with her second child, but I have a feeling that despite of being Roald Dahl’s granddaughter and a former plus-size model, many of you might not consider Sophie a celebrity.  If that’s the case, let me remind you that she was on the cover of Vogue, like, 500 times, and that makes her at least more famous than you and I.  Besides, you gotta love how much taller she is than her husband.

8. Busy Philipps

I LOVE Busy. She is so pretty and real, and she always steals the show even though she’s not necessarily in the A-list headlines all the time.

9. Peaches Geldof

This here British celebrity who is famous for being famous is going to have another baby boy, and oh! god. She intends on naming him Phaedra.  Let us all roll our eyes on a count of three.

10. Malin Akerman

No, Malin wasn’t impregnated by French-kissing Tom Cruise -she is expecting in June by her legitimate husband who, presumably, put a bun in her oven the conventional way.

11. Jessica Simpson

I suspect that Jessica actually learned the trick of getting pregnant so soon after giving birth from Britney, but then again Jessica’s fiance is quite cute and I don’t see why the hell not.  Jess is going to have a boy.

12. Kim Kardashian

And finally, the worst, most terrible celebrity couple, Kimye. Typing this nauseates me, so I’m just going to give you a funny picture of Kim and leave it there.  There’s nothing much to say about it anyways, except maybe to loosely quote Chelsea Handler who predicted that, considering its parents, this baby will be “tanned and very hairy.”

*I’m sure you’ll be missing Emily’s kittens so I promise to post photos of mine as often as I can.

Photos courtesy of Just Jared, Glamour Magazine, and Splash News.

January 24, 2013 at 7:00 am by Bobby Pfeiffer

2Quotables: Amber Rose Says Kim Kardashian’s a Ho, Clarifies Those Homewrecker Allegations

“Kim is the home wrecker, I’m not the home wrecker. I don’t date men in relationships; I don’t do that to other women. I got frustrated and I said it, [OK?]. I feel like Kim and her family, they manipulate the media and they want people to believe what they want them to believe. I just had to put the truth out there and I had to get it off my chest.”

Wow. This is practically, like, the first time I’ve ever really had anything good to say about Amber Rose and her beat-looking vulva.

Anyway, if you’re completely in the dark about what Amber’s talking about, it’s the fact that Kim Kardashian allegedly horned in on Amber and Kanye’s relationship and made the move to hook up with him despite the fact that he had a long-term girlfriend at the time. If that’s what you can call Amber Rose, I don’t know. I don’t remember much of their relationship other than a bunch of unsuitable-for-work photos of the two of them, like, practically getting it on in public and how she was this veritable nobody ’til Kanye did his rescue bit and brought her into the spotlight or whatever. Then there were those unbelievable nudes (whose variety of angles you’ll recognize if you’ve ever seen a minute of porn, but generally not when it comes to those Classy Celebrity Nudes).

So right. Back topic here, of course. Remember earlier in the month Emily told you that Amber made those crazy “Kim Kardashian broke up my relationship with Yeezy?” and people were all like, “Amber Rose, shut up, you’re just as big of a ho”? Well, Amber’s not backing down from her original comments calling Kim a ho-bag, and even now, after being questioned on her original Kim-bashing motives, she sticks to her guns and it turns out that she really IS kind of the first “celebrity” to fully speak out about the ridiculousness that happens whenever Kim tries to get her way (hint: she gets her way). Unless, of course, you count Michael Buble, who was pretty vague in his insults, simply calling Kim a “bitch.” Amber Rose don’t play that shit, fool.

So, woo! Amber Rose, go you. Even though you’re a total troll in your own right, I’d still rather see you publicity’d out everywhere instead of … well, you know. Her.

January 13, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Sarah

0Amber Rose Calls Kim Kardashian A Homewrecker, Claims She Stole Kanye from Her

My general stance on Amber Rose is “who?” Any time I come across a story about her or some photos, I typically just skip it and go on ahead to the next story. I know, this girl shows her vagina off like it’s a new pair of shoes, and she’s wacky enough to claim that Kanye West saved her life, but I don’t know, I just can’t. I just can’t make myself get interested in this girl.

But you guys, this time, Amber Rose is talking some mad trash about Kim Kardashian, and, in case you haven’t noticed, that’s one of my favorite things to do right now! That’s why I took the time to read this crazy story about how Kim cheated on Reggie Bush with Kanye West, who was dating Amber Rose at the time. It’s a lot, I know, but I think it’s worth it.

“Kim is one of the main reasons why me and Kanye are not together,” Amber exclusively told Star. “She’s a homewrecker!”

According to Amber, she was dating Kanye when he and Kim first hooked up — and Kim was dating NFL star Reggie Bush!

“They were both cheating,” Amber, 28, said.  “They were both cheating on me and Reggie with each other.”

Amber says it was Kim, 31, who instigated the whole affair by calling, texting and sending racy photos of herself to Kanye.

“She was sending pictures, and I was like, ‘Kim, just stop. Don’t be that person,’” but apparently Kim didn’t care enough to respond when Amber emailed her for an explanation.

“I thought at least she’d be woman enough to respond to me.  She never responded.”

Amber slammed Kim for her cheating ways. “It’s very important that us women stick together and we don’t f*ck each other over like that.”

Have you ever wondered how many times Kim Kardashian has heard that in her life?  ”Kim, just stop.  Don’t be that person.”  It paints this really amusing but disturbing picture of Kim as this creepy woman child who just does what she wants without taking time to consider anyone or anything else. Wait …

In other Kardashian news, you remember when I told you about how Kim desperately wanted to be Barbie’s BFF? It turns out that, like most of Kim’s dealings, this attempt at a relationship was all part of a new business venture. See, later this year, we’re all going to be graced with Kourtney, Khloe, and Kim Barbies! Can you believe it?! You can just hop on down to your local retailer and purchase one of these “Dash dolls,” who “will be outfitted in fashions tied into looks you can buy at the Kardashians’ Dash boutiques.” Are you too excited? Because I’m too excited.

January 4, 2012 at 4:30 pm by Emily

5Amber Rose Got MARRIED!

…Maybe. Probably.

According to Media Takeout, Amber Rose married her longtime beau, Wiz Khalifa, in Vegas on Thursday. An eyewitness got a covert snapshot of the couple’s first dance as newlyweds.

In June, the gossip circuit began speculating that Amber Rose might be pregnant. Could it be? Was this, in fact, a shotgun wedding?

Either way, shine on, you crazy diamonds! Happy tidings!

September 10, 2011 at 12:00 pm by Jenn

3More Amber Rose Nudes Hit the ‘Net

Oh Amber Rose. You know, I really, really don’t like you, but truly? I love your nudes. They’re tasteful and appropriately sexual and there is positively no doubt as to why your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. You’re like the Jackie O of nude photos – poised, respectable, and untouchable.

Keep ‘em coming, girl.

(more…)

August 25, 2011 at 11:30 am by Sarah