Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are having a baby girl. And Kim Kardashian wore an atrocious outfit. Of the baby girl, they are "over the moon." Why is that the go-to phrase for everyone about pregnancy? A source also told US Weekly, "Kanye always wanted a girl." Cool story, bro.
Gotta say, Kardashian gave a quote about being pregnant to Du Jour magazine that I thought was genuinely hilarious.
I used to always say I can't wait to get pregnant because I will just eat whatever I want, but it's completely different. I'm like, OK, I want to eat as healthy as possible. Though lately I've been watching shows like I'm Pregnant and Addicted to Meth. It definitely makes me feel better if I'm wanting one sip of Diet Coke or, you know, too much sugar. I'm like, This woman is on meth.
So true, Kim. It's all about perspective.
/>Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are having a baby girl. And Kim Kardashian wore an atrocious outfit. Of the baby girl, they are "over the moon." Why is that the go-to phrase for everyone about pregnancy? A source also told US Weekly, "Kanye always wanted a girl." Cool story, bro. Gotta say, Kardashian gave a quote about being pregnant to Du Jour magazine that I thought was genuinely hilarious. I used to always say I can't wait to get pregnant because I will just eat whatever I want, but it's completely different. I'...
Ethan Hawke has a little something to say about The Oscars. Spoiler alert: he hates them. Like, a lot. Is he just jealous? Who cares, he has good points. From The Huffington Post,
People want to turn everything in this country into a competition. It's so asinine ... if you look at how many forgettable, stupid movies have won Oscars and how many mediocre performers have Oscars above their fireplace. Making a priority of chasing these fake carrots and money and dubious accolades, I think it's really...
Lisa Lampanelli started some controversy when she tweeted a photo of her with Lena Dunham with the caption, “Me with my nigga @LenaDunham of @HBOGirls – I love this beyotch!!” Understandably, it pissed off a lot of people. Lampanelli isn't apologizing either.
Ms. Dunham has remained silent on the entire thing up until now. Which also pissed people off. Writer Shayla Pierce had a lot to say on the subject. She wrote about it on a few blogs and tweeted,
@LenaDunham has showed her true colors...
Maksim "Maks" Chmerkovskiy, two-time dance partner to Kirstie Alley (among others), is reportedly leaving Dancing With The Stars. TMZ is basing this on "sources close to the production." Maks does, however, want to stay in the entertainment industry. Mr. Chmerkovskiy is also known for his horrible attitude, need for attention, and being a jerk to women. And above all, he is responsible for this:
Let me tell you something, if you're not watching Dancing With The Stars you are missing pu...
Chris Brown and Rihanna's relationship has inspired their very own episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. Law & Order: SVU, like the other Law & Order shows, is known for having episodes that are "ripped from the headlines."
Here's NBC's description of the episode posted with the promo on YouTube.
Law and Order SVU 14x16 "Funny Valentine" - A promising singer is brutally attacked by her boyfriend, a popular hip hop star. ADA Barba (guest star Raul Esparza) works to build a case, but...
Rob Kardashian, of the Kardashian clan, apparently gained 50 pounds. Like any awesome bro, he blamed the weight gain on his relationship. Women: is there anything they can't be blamed for? (/Simpsons quote inspired.)
Rob to US Weekly:
It's crazy how this whole year, my whole relationship [with Rita Ora] was only negative. All I did was gain f-cking 40 pounds and lose so much money. I'm so insecure. I weigh like 215 pounds. I hate pictures. I hate everything.
SUPER sorry about that, bro. I can't even imagine...
Nick Carter, the blondest of The Backstreet Boys, is engaged to "fitness expert/actress" Lauren Kitt. Everybooooodddaaay said, "Yeeeeeeaaah" and then promptly rocked their booodddaaaays. Mr. Carter told People Magazine,
I had the ring in my pocket for two weeks. I was like, 'I don't want it anymore!' It was driving me insane. I just wanted to get it out of my hands and on to hers.
Ms. Kitt said,
Our first thought was, 'We need to contact The Backstreet Boys and find out when their schedul...
Amber Rose, ex of Kanye, and Wiz Khalifa, rapper, had their first child, a baby boy. So A+, Amber Rose!
Khalifa made the announcement on Twitter, like so many of us do nowadays. (I can't even tell if I'm being sarcastic anymore.)
Happy Birthday Sebastian "The Bash" Taylor Thomaz!!! ???????????? Everyone welcome this perfect young man into the world— Wiz Khalifa (@wizkhalifa) February 21, 2013
D'aaawww! And who doesn't love the name Sebastian?
Ms. Rose stopped dating Mr. West in 2010. Of course we all know who Kanye is dating...
Manolo Blahnik, shoe designer and cause of many of Carrie Bradshaw's orgasms, is my new favorite person for not getting on the Anne "Graduate Of The Kanye School Of Modesty" Hathaway train.
From Interview Magazine:
I don't even know Amanda Seyfried or whatever—they're all the same! I try to remember—the only one I remember is Julia Roberts because she's particular. Anne Hathaway . . . Pretty? Yes. Wonderful actress? Yes. But, I mean, I don't even remember her. What is it about her?
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Courtney Stodden, child bride, rejected an offer from the porn site Twistys (no apostrophe). For those not familiar with Ms. Stodden, I'm not sure how to descibre her other than an 18-going-on-28 year-old who married some dude, Doug Hutchison, from Lost when she was 16 and he was 51. (From this point on I will only be referring to Doug Hutchison as Some Dude From Lost.) Since then she's been doing her darndest to get our attention somehow, but it's super tricky, because she's not really good at...
Diane Lane and Josh Brolin are breaking up their 8 year marriage. You may remember Diane Lane from Unfaithful where she cheats on Richard Gere. And you may remember Josh Brolin as George W. Bush. Yes, he's done big films like No Country For Old Men and Milk, but I will always see him as George W. Bush and that's something we're all going to have to live with.
There has been no reason given yet for the split. They married in 2004 and a few months later, Brolin was arrested for "spousal batt...
Seth MacFarlane, we get it: you like to sing. You really, really like to sing. You sing in every single episode of Family Guy. As several difference characters. Sometimes at once. You released an album of your singing, Music Is Better Than Words. Your song from your film Ted (Everybody Needs a Best Friend) is nominated for an Oscar.
"I thought it would be over by now, but it won't stop." -- Destiny's Child, Survivor.
Instead of ending the show with the award for best picture like it's...