Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Will Jennifer Aniston Change Her Name?

jennifer aniston justin theroux Is Jennifer Aniston thinking about changing her name to Jennifer Theroux after marriage? Sources say yes. America’s sweetheartplans to secretly take Justin’s last name. “She plans on changing her name to Theroux. She likes the way it sounds and jokes that [Jennifer Theroux] sounds very posh. When Ms. Aniston married Brad Pitt -- wait hold on, does that not seem like a million years ago? Can you even picture them as a couple anymore? Does anyone else feel really old? Anyway, when they married she legally change...

Shop Owner Claims Mary-Louise Parker Wanted To Kill Him

mary louise parker weeds Mary-Louise Parker is being accused by an antique shop owner of threatening him. The altercation occurred when Daniel Seldin, NY shopkeeper, wouldn't pay the check he owed to Parker's friend who sells handbags in the store. Seldin alleges that Parker got very angry and called him a "fag" and added, "DO YOU WANT TO WAKE UP TOMORROW? I'LL MAKE ONE PHONE CALL." Who's she going to call, Uncle Andy? According to TMZ, [Parker's] rep insists Parker had nothing to do with the fight [...] In...

Perez Hilton Has A Baby

perez hilton father son baby Perez Hilton, king of celebrity gossip, is now the father of a baby boy. He broke the news on his own blog, naturally. So weird when the blogger becomes the blogged celebrity! Via Perez himself, Dear Friends, I want you to hear this directly from me, right here. I am ready to announce that earlier this month I was blessed with the birth of my first child, a beautiful and healthy baby boy - with lots of hair on his tiny head! My family is overjoyed at this newest and most cherished addition. Thank YOU for welcom...

Liam Hemsworth Cheating On Miley with January Jones?

january jones miley's fiance Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus are engaged but rumors abound that he cheated on her with January Jones. This was said to have happened at a pre-Oscar party. I heard this rumor as a blind item, and everyone assumed the woman in question was Emma Watson. Which makes more sense. Ms. Jones is 35 and on a show on AMC, and Mr. Hemsworth is 23 and does whatever Miley tells him. My point is that they're not exactly in the same circles. Then this photo came out:   It's allegedly the two of them leaving the party...

Another Celeb Breakup: Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen

rachel mccadams michael sheen candid kissing airport Rachel McAdams aka "Regina George Forever And Ever Even Though She's Done Other Popular Good Stuff Too" and Michael Sheen AKA "The Guy Who Played Tony Blair Once But Did Other Stuff Too" are breaking up. What is with all these breakups? Oh well, now we can all be sad and lonely together. There were rumors that in April of last year that they were engaged. Sad. The couple met on the set of Woody Allen's Midnight In Paris, a film in which they apparently were both in. I remember The lovely Ms. McAdams, but I don't remember Mr. Not Ch...

Stone Temple Pilots Fire Scott Weiland

scott weiland stone temple pilots Scott Weiland, lead singer of Stone Temple Pilots, was just fired by his own band. That's pretty funny and brightens my day. It gets better: By apparent coincidence, Rolling Stone spoke with Scott Weiland late yesterday and he denied all rumors that he had been fired from the band. "STP has not broken up," he said.  "I haven't quit. I haven't been fired." That's hilarious! This is like The Office funny. Oh my God, he released a statement just now, it gets even funnier: I learned of my s...

Bobby Brown Sentenced To Jail

bobby brown dui Bobby Brown, singer and Whitney Houston's ex husband, is sentenced to 55 days in jail for driving drunk. This is his third DUI charge. Yeah. From TMZ, Brown was arrested in October after cops pulled the singer over for driving erratically, and smelled alcohol in his ride. Bobby was charged with DUI and driving on a suspended license following the incident. (Brown's license had been suspended as a result of his previous DUI conviction in 2012. Bobby was also convicted of DUI in 1996.) Bobby pled no contest to the charges today. He was sente...

Jared Leto Got A Tattoo For Twitter

jared leto twitter tattoo Jared Leto told Twitter that when he hits 1 million twitter followers, he would get a tattoo. Well he did. And he did. He got this giant tattoo on his back. I'm still not convinced this isn't a joke. But here it is. The photo was posted on his Instagram account and E Online picked up the story. When the hell did Twitter get this important? He also seems to really want to show Zach Braff. On Monday he tweeted, "i will show you me showing zach my tat" What am I missing here? I know that t...

Michelle Williams and Jason Segel Are Done

michelle williams jason segel broke up Michelle Williams and Jason Segel broke up. They kept their relationship quiet and I think this break-up came as a shock to many, in the, "Whoa, they were together?" sense. Unless you read Evil Beet, that is. They've been together since March of 2012 and were seen together as recently as early January. Us Weekly reports, Their romance couldn't survive the long distance. (Williams lives in New York with daughter Matilda, 7, while Segel is based in Los Angeles, where his CBS sitcom is filmed.) Report...

Carrie Fisher Hopsitalized After Bizarre Performance

carrie fisher bipolar drunk bizarre Carrie Fisher had a bizarre performance on a cruise ship after which she was hospitalized. TMZ has the exclusive video and I watched it expecting something horrifying, but it's really just cringeworthy. It's nothing like the bizarre meltdown Kanye just had during a live performance where at the end of his song he started screaming, over and over, and then violently threw his microphone on the floor, almost hitting the front row. THAT is something that I could believe would lead to a necessary h...

Dancing with the Stars 2013 Cast Revealed

dancing with the stars season 16 cast Dancing with the Stars, just revealed their cast for season 16. Yes, season 16. Do you feel old yet? It's your usual motley crew of "who's that" "trainwreck" "athletes" and "why?" Let's take a look, in order from who I know trickling down to who I don't recognize.   Andy Dick. I don't see how this could possibly go wrong! Let's get ole Andy "Massive Liability" Dick on a live show where he has to interact with people and work hard. Take a shot every time he offends someone. Wynonn...

Audrey Hepburn Is In A New Commerical

audrey hepburn chocolate galaxy commercial Audrey Hepburn, despite the fact that she died in 1993, is in a brand new commercial for Galaxy Chocolate. This isn't the first time Ms. Hepburn's image has been used for a commercial. The Gap used her likeness to sell skinny black pants in 2006. What's different about this commercial is that it seamlessly melds Hepburn's old footage into new footage where it seems as though she is alive and present and acting in this commercial. It's actually pretty incredible. Her sons gave the okay to use he...