So hey. Hey, guys. I wanted to see if we could sit a spell and talk about a few things that are going to be happening here around Evil Beet Gossip over the next couple of weeks, because if it’s anything I hate, it’s a surprise. Unless, of course, that surprise is Courtney Stodden remixing and remastering ‘Don’t Put It on Me, Girl’, because that would be the best surprise I could ever probably get in life, next to that one wish of being able to eat all f-cking day and night long without putting weight on (because I would definitely never stop shoveling terrible things like fried chicken and Ghirardelli Twilight dark chocolate into my mouth).
No, some of the changes around here are going to happen one way or the other, and I thought it would be best to let you guys know and not spring it on you, because a) it has nothing to do with Courtney Stodden, and b) I really, really love you guys from the cockles of my pitted heart.
The thing is, Emily and I will be leaving Evil Beet Gossip effective February 1st, and two very fabulous, very talented ladies will be taking our place as Editor and Managing Editor, respectively. Bobby Pfeiffer, who many of you might know as a wonderful, long-term commenter on Evil Beet Gossip, will take Emily’s place, and Jennifer Still, who is affiliated with Hello Giggles and Digital Spy, will be taking the helm as Managing Editor. I have full confidence that both of these smart, sassy, and snarky women will be the perfect combination of awesome and bitchy that you guys generally come around for (I mean, really; why else would you be here?).
Before you ask—NO, Emily and I did not get fired for punctuation errors, nor did we lambaste LeAnn Rimes one too many times for her agent’s taste. No, Emily and I will be moving on to the land of Los Angeles, where taxes are higher and Arnold Schwarzenegger was once commander-in-chief (what the f-ck was that all about anyway). We’re embarking on another Editor-Managing Editor relationship, because really, you just can’t separate us (really—you apparently can’t).
Please don’t be angry, and please be nice to the new ladies. They’re going to excel in their positions, and we’ll occasionally be checking in to make sure everyone’s playing nice. Thursday, January 31st will be the last time you’ll have to sit and be subjected to Emily and I, and ’til then, well … ’til then, I guess. We’ll miss the crap out of you guys, I promise. Thank you so much for being the wonderful readers that you are. I’m going to go cry and eat the rest of that ham now.
January 18, 2013 at 10:30 am by Sarah
It’s pretty ridiculous… The transparency is what’s being used to actually continue her ‘career’ with that tweet. That’s the transparency for me. Sorry, if you want to be real honest, I’ll be honest. My heart overflows with love for those two boys, and also because they’re my husband’s children, I look at them and they are two little spitting images of my husband. They’re with us half the time — I am never going to let a child walk into my house and not feel the love that they feel at their mom’s house. … I’m going to be a part of that love, that intense love. I hope we can work it out. Life would be a lot calmer for everyone. I’m going to be a part of that love, that intense love…
I’d ask if it only gets better from here, but I’m afraid that I’d be asking a question that we all know the answer to (it’s yes; of course it’s yes).
How about that face, by the way? And that garish shade of orange her skin is during this interview. Something’s changing here, guys, and it’s definitely not for the better.
January 18, 2013 at 9:30 am by Sarah
No one likes Taylor Swift anymore, and isn’t that grand? [The Superficial]
Casper Smart and J. Lo are expecting. [Lainey Gossip]
Miranda Kerr looks like she’s ready for love. [Splash]
Lance Armstrong is a big, stupid liar. [Starpulse]
Is Mel Gibson the secret father of Jodie Foster’s kids? [Cele|bitchy]
Lance Armstrong tells Oprah everything. [Huff Po]
The hottest dudes of the Paris Runway Shows. [The Frisky]
Selma Blair: still scary skinny. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Jessica Simpson, as seen on TV. [Yeeeah]
Most famous celebrity cheaters. [theBERRY]
Wonder if this bikini line can make me look this good, too. [G Celeb]
Vogue tries to make death sexy with Hurricane Sandy photo shoot. [Amy Grindhouse]
Scarlett Johansson in ‘Cat on a Hot Tin Roof’. [Bohomoth]
It’s officially over. [IDLYITW]
Rihanna and Karreuche are fighting over fashion now. [Bossip]
Mariah Carey wouldn’t be a mom if it weren’t for Nick Cannon. Well … duh. [Celebzter]
No more Sienna scandals? [Lainey Gossip]
Lindsay’s jealous of Jennifer Lawrence, of course. [The Superficial]
Image courtesy of Just Jared
January 18, 2013 at 8:30 am by Sarah
This photo was one of the first shoots that Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe collaborated on, and it’s somewhere around five years old. While the girls look “pretty” and all, there’s one thing that I feel compelled to point out—these three chicks have some big-ass heads. They are some melons, aren’t they? It’s not even just the bouffant hair—it’s the whole damn dome, guys. The Kardashians have big heads, and while I’m not making fun of them (because I’ve been told that *I* have a big head), I’m definitely pointing out its evidence in this picture. Because it’s there. For sure.
Incidentally? In related Kim Kardashian news? She was voted Worst Dressed (along with Nicki Minaj) on the Huffington Post’s Worst Dressed Celebrities list, and gosh. Can we go ahead and credit Kanye for that? Because while she never really had the greatest fashion sense in the world, it’s definitely gone downhill since she started f-cking with Kanye West.
Congratulations on that, Kim. And Kanye—hats off to you, too, I guess, huh?
January 18, 2013 at 7:30 am by Sarah
See, I really, really like this look, just not on Dita Von Teese. Not at all, come to think of it. The color washes her out entirely, makes her teeth look beige (which is never a good thing), and generally makes her look slightly older than her 40 years. Also? She kind of looks like Marilyn Manson in drag in this picture, and even after staring at the photo for fifteen minutes, trying to convince myself otherwise, the image is still there.
The things I do like about the ensemble? The shoes and the bag, because red is usually a pretty good decision and Dita always does red well, if nothing else.
Love it or leave it—Dita Von Teese’s outfit today?
January 18, 2013 at 6:30 am by Sarah
No. No … Just back off. I don’t keep up with it all, but Taylor Swift writes songs about everyone she goes out with, right? [I probably] wouldn’t even know who she was [if my son brought her home]. ‘Sam, You Piece of S**t.’ Oh … that was the girl you brought home.
—Michael J. Fox on telling his son “no f-cking way” if it came down to dating Taylor Swift.
Burned by Marty McFly? Does it get any worse than that? Somehow I don’t think so.
… Tuck your teeth in, Taylor. You’re starting to look silly.