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LeAnn Rimes is Real Nervous About Eddie’s Cheating

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In an(other) exclusive interview with ET Online, guess what LeAnn talked about? Wait, no—don’t guess, because really. You probably already know. You guys are a pretty intuitive bunch, and what do many of us do best? I’ll also fill you in on that one: we talk about LeAnn Rimes talking about cheating, because that’s all part of the deal, it looks.

In the interview, LeAnn says that her songwriting before, during, and after the affair was more of an evolution than anything:

“What Have I Done is one of the first songs that I wrote for the record, before anything was actually starting to happen. It was written about a friend of mine, but I didn’t realize I was writing it for myself at the time… It was my subconscious talking and I didn’t know yet.”

Now, to break it down, ‘What Have I Done’ is basically a song about a lady who cheats with a guy and she’s really sorry to her boyfriend/husband/partner about it. Whether she wrote it for this “friend” or not, there’s no “subconscious” speaking, because sure. It happened.

Next, she said that Eddie knew what the song was about before she, herself, even did:

“He actually heard the song when I wrote it and, actually, he knew what it was about before I did. He knew I was feeling feelings. I’m not sure what those were that he knew. … It’s a very complicated situation.”

Oh, OK. So, he knew that she was going to cheat on her husband with him before she even knew that she was going to cheat on her husband with him. What a stand-up guy.

Later, when asked if she worries if Eddie will cheat on her, she says:

“I would be ignorant to say, and everyone else would think I am a liar if I didn’t say yes, and I have at times. Speaking for him, I would actually say that’s creeped into his [mind]…I think we’ve been very honest and open with that to each other and our conversations about it have only made me understand how much he actually cares, as much as I do, about being faithful to each other.”

In conclusion, LeAnn claims that, at the end of the day, her personal situation is just that—her personal situation. That, and she doesn’t expect anyone to understand where she’s coming from, or hey—even where she’s been:

“I feel like there’s only about a handful of people that could understand where I’ve been through as a childhood star and now actually having a career after that. It’s hard to explain and I’m not asking for anyone’s sympathy. I think when you see all these things written about you and what people are speculating you want to go, ‘This is why’ and it’s just as simple and as complicated as I need to go learn how deal with myself and with the world because everyone is always looking in and I needed to figure out how to deal with it.”

What do you say, guys: feeling sorry for LeAnn Rimes yet? And if not, hell’s bells. What’s it going to take? Another six hundred interviews about Squints McBallsax and his ex-wife, Brandi? Come on. Have a heart already.

Quotables: Megan Fox is Sorry for Dissing Lindsay Lohan, But Not Really

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In the newly released article that I did for Esquire, there is a reference that is made to Lindsay Lohan that I would like to clarify before it snowballs into something silly. The journalist and I were discussing why I was removing my Marilyn Monroe tattoo, especially since in his opinion, Marilyn was such a powerful and iconic figure for women. I attempted to draw parallels between Lindsay and Marilyn in order to illustrate my point that while Marilyn may be an icon now, sadly she was not respected and taken seriously while she was still living.

Both women were gifted actresses, whose natural talent was lost amongst the chaos and incessant media scrutiny surrounding their lifestyles and their difficulties adhering to studio schedules etc. I intended for this to be a factual comparison of two women with similar experiences in Hollywood. Unfortunately it turned into me offering up what is really much more of an uneducated opinion. It was most definitely not my intention to criticize or degrade Lindsay. I would never want her to feel bullied, as she does not deserve that.
I was not always speaking eloquently during this interview and this miscommunication is my fault.

Megan Fox, backtracking on the Lindsay Lohan comments that no one even cared about. Except for, you know, the part where she alluded to the idea that Lindsay Lohan might actually be talented after all these years and cocaine.

I know we’re trying for a whole new reputation and what not, Megan, but let’s just do everyone a favor here, OK? Let’s stick to the facts. I’m more apt to believe in leprechauns and aliens and speaking in tongues than I am to believe that Lindsay Lohan is even remotely on par with Marilyn Monroe, or worse, Liz Taylor. Keep it real, girl, and we’ll see what we can do for you down the road.

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Hey, Emma Rigby. What’s up? [The Superficial]

Lindsay Lohan was rejected. [Lainey Gossip]

Here’s Elton John’s new baby! [Starpulse]

One Direction’s Teen Witch Fan Club edit. WTF. [OMGBlog]

Nike isn’t calling it quits on Lance Armstrong. Breaking news: No one gives a f-ck about Lance Armstrong. [TMZ]

Jennifer Lawrence is the new Meryl Streep. [Socialite Life]

Jessica Simpson: “The wedding’s off.” [Celebzter]

Everything you need to know to do better karaoke. [The Frisky]

Kevin Costner’s not happy with his daughter. [Celebslam]

Eat Your Greens: photos and recipes. [theBERRY]

It’s a bent one, that’s for sure. [The Superficial]

Leonardo DiCaprio quits. [Lainey Gossip]

Why Taylor Swift is actually hilarious. [IDLYITW]

Casper Smart helped J. Lo heal. [Cele|bitchy]

Alec Baldwin almost quit ’30 Rock’. [Huff Po]

Jennifer Lawrence calls Lindsay Lohan an idiot. [Moe Jackson]

Did Rihanna dump Chris Brown again? [Bossip]

U2 reveals title of new album. [Elite Daily]

Carrie Underwood talks gay marriage revelations. [TooFab]

Lindsay Lohan Needs an Academy Award Now

Those lips. Those extensions. Those grubby little dwarf hands. It can’t possibly get any better than this (no, I’m serious—have you even watched this clip? Because it’s probably as good as it gets, which is why it’s being released right now, guys).

I mean, honestly. What kind of face even is this?:

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I can tell you what it’s supposed to be, having a little bit of a theater background myself—it’s *supposed* to be a “Oh my God, I’m so relieved that I was able to catch this half-empty plastic water bottle before it clattered to the floor, thus waking up the scary dude that I just woke up next to,” and not “Holy f-ck, guys, I’ve got a JOB! I’ve got A JOB! I’ve got a JOB and I can BARELY keep the self-satisfied little smirk off my face even when I’m supposed to be ‘acting’!” It’s like she’s not even focused, but that’s hardly surprising, considering the fact that she’s so drug-addled by … Oh wait. No, my bad. Now that I think of it, it’s actually totally surprising, because I’ve heard that drugs like cocaine and Adderall are supposed to make you super-focused and intent on what you’re doing. So, OK. Surprises are here, I guess. Surprises for days.

Here. Here’s another still. She’s supposed to be “frightened” here, and possibly “threatened,” too. But this is the face you get:

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This one here says, “Still excited! Still squeeing! Still mentally shopping for new teeth!”

Also. Who the hell jumps out of bed that angry? Who the hell jumps out of bed that angry? Come on. This whole project is just completely unbelievable, and if this James Deen character is as bad in porn as he is in film, then well. I know that I won’t be wasting my time Googling “James Deen penis” anytime soon.

But Did You and Kristen Stewart Break Up, Robert Pattinson?

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From the Sun:

The Twilight couple’s four-year relationship first hit a rocky patch in July when Kristen, 22, had an affair with married 42-year-old film director Rupert Sanders. They reunited in September and attended November’s premieres of final vampire film Breaking Dawn, Part 2. But R-Patz called it off again after a difficult festive period together.

The heartbroken Brit, 26, broke the news to his ex at the weekend, telling her they would be better off as friends.

A source said: “She flew to LA and was supposed to be Rob’s date for the Golden Globes, but he told her he wants to cool it off. He loves her but would rather go back to being good friends so they can rebuild their trust and focus on work after Twilight. Kristen’s upset but understands. She shouldn’t have pushed him to reconcile after her infidelity. She’s hoping he’ll come round and time will be a great healer.”

Rob’s friends and family in London had given him a hard time about taking back the stunning actress — who is one of Hollywood’s biggest earners. The source added: “He was getting so much pressure to ditch her. His friends told him to focus on his career and said she was wrecking his chances.”

R-Patz is planning to stay in his LA home while Kristen is moving to New York to make a fresh start. An insider said: “She feels people leave her alone there and she has a bit more peace.”

Could I see this? Absolutely. Because I, like some of you, am starting to believe that the whole Robsten relationship thing was purely a publicity stunt for the ‘Twilight‘ franchise, and moreover, Robert Pattinson just might be gay. He just might be gay like George Clooney just might be gay, and now he’s going to have to spend the rest of his life in sad solitude, while utilizing hotter and hotter beards as the years go by.

Such is the life, I guess.

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Alexander Skarsgard releases the Kraken. [The Superficial]

Jeremy Renner is having a baby. [Lainey Gossip]

Colin Farrell and Jennifer Connolly? [Splash]

Elton John had that second baby already. [Starpulse]

‘American Idol’ is on its way out for sure. [TMZ]

Kourtney Kardashian wants to breastfeed Kim’s child. [The Blemish]

Behind the scenes: Dumbledore and Voldemort are BFFs. [theBERRY]

‘Zero Dark Thirty’ critics slammed. [Huff Po]

The Top 5 Most Beautiful Ginger Celebrities. [Hollywood PQ]

More of Megan Fox’s odd Esquire interview. [Socialite Life]

But why are Kate Middleton and Prince William looking for a housekeeper and cook in the general public? [Bohomoth]

Liberty Ross changed her mind. [Cele|bitchy]

Don’t be sad, Jennifer Lawrence. [Lainey Gossip]

Lindsay was saved again. [The Superficial]

Jessica Simpson always gets the last laugh. [Popbytes]

Selena Gomez is doing just fine. [IDLYITW]

Taylor Swift: rejected every time. [Amy Grindhouse]

Is Pam Anderson looking good? [I'm Not Obsessed]

Vida Guerra’s butt was out. [G Celeb]

Chris Brown is crying over Rihanna again. [Bossip]