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Bristol Palin Now Claims Second Pregnancy Was Planned

bristol palin Oh, come on. Known abstinence advocate Bristol Palin could not have sounded more miserable - not to mention the whole "I know everyone's disappointed in me" malarky - when she announced this past week that she's pregnant with her second child out of wedlock. It's clear that she did not want this kid at all, but now that everyone's pointed out the extreme irony of her being a judgmental asshole about everyone else's sex life when she's not practicing what she preaches, she's suddenly backpeddling and claiming that actually, she totally planned to have this baby all along, dummies! Here's her lat...

Bristol Palin Is Pregnant Again & She Doesn’t Need Your Lectures

bristol palin tripp It must suck to live a life defined by an invisible being in the sky which you feel forces you to make decisions that are completely wrong for your life for fear of retribution. That's what Bristol Palin is going through right now, since she's pregnant again and doesn't seem at all pleased about it. She'll drag her way through it, of course, and hope God can help her, but there's no joy in the news she shared on her blog on Thursday, that's for sure. She knows you're probably disappointed in ...

Sarah Palin Brings Lena Dunham Into Josh Duggar’s Molestation Scandal

sarah palin lena dunham Why am I not surprised that Sarah Palin would a) defend Josh Duggar being a sexual predator b) try to make the issue about something else entirely by going for a "liberal" to distract from the real issue? That's indeed what's happened, however. You see, Sarah thinks it's bad of us to condemn the Duggars for their deplorable behavior when Lena Dunham ostensibly molested her younger sister as a child. I'm just going to embed Palin's entire Facebook post here, because it's pretty lengthy and...

Sarah Palin responds to PETA: ‘At least Trig didn’t eat the dog’

sarah palin dog Oh, Sarah Palin. So dumb, yet so argumentative. After receiving loads of heat for posting photos of her 6-year-old son Trig standing on the family dog and using it as a step stool, she decided to fire back at the critics - PETA in particular - to say that everyone needs to cool their jets about this. I mean, after all, at least Trig didn't eat the dog! Here's her letter (yes, this is serious): Dear PETA, Chill. At least Trig didn’t eat the dog. Hey, by the way, remember your “Woman of the...

Sarah Palin’s son uses the family dog as a step stool

sarah palin trig dog Well, here's a disheartening tale of (alleged) animal cruelty for your Saturday. Sarah Palin's 6-year-old son Trig uses the family dog, a gorgeous black lab, as a step stool to reach the counter. Apparently Sarah thought this was endearing and worth sharing with her Facebook masses, but suffice it to say a lot of people were not impressed with the fact that the poor dog is being trampled on. Now look, Trig has a disability, sure - he was born with Down Syndrome - but as an apparently intel...

Sarah Palin launches her own TV “news” channel

sarah palin If there's one person I never, ever want to hear the news filtered through, it's Sarah Palin. The woman exists on her own plane of non-reality and is so supremely ignorant on so many topics that I can't begin to list them all. That's why it makes perfect sense for her to start her own TV news channel, I suppose, aptly called the Sarah Palin Channel. From Digital Spy: The former Republican vice presidential candidate has set up the subscription-based website to speak "directly" to the public, without having to "please the powers that be"...

Sarah Palin Thinks the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Homophobia Is No Biggie

sarah palin duck dynasty I don't watch Duck Dynasty - I don't even know what the show's about, to be honest - but I do know it's gotten massive popular and people seem to love it. Well, one of the stars of the show, Phil Robertson, gave an interview with GQ recently in which he made a bunch of anti-gay remarks that got him suspended indefinitely from the show. Here's what he said, for reference: "Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman ...

Sarah Palin’s Back and She’s Writing a Book About Christ-Mas

sarah palin If you were just about at the end of your 12-step program to forget Sarah Palin exists in this world, I'm sorry to bring you back down again. The former Alaskan governor and VP candidate has found another way to ruin your life: by ruining Christmas and writing a book about how much more Jesus it needs. A Happy Holiday Is a Merry Christmas will include some private Palin family Christmas activities/observances and will probably make you hate the month of December if you look at it, so I'd avoid it. Here's w...

Quotables: Bristol Palin Disses Julianne Moore

A photo of Bristol Palin "I don't think she's a good interpreter of my mom. I think my mom is way hotter than that." - Bristol Palin discusses Julianne Moore's portrayal of Sarah Palin in that HBO movie, Game Change. Bristol went on to say that "I think she doesn't have that accent. It's kind of silly, but my mom's awesome." Are we really doing this, Bristol? Is this seriously going to happen? Boom: Double boom: I didn't see the movie, so I can't really comment on Julianne's acting (though she is a good actor, so, yo...

Quotables: Bristol Palin Isn’t Sorry For All That Reality TV

photo of bristol paliin 2012 plastic surgery pictures "You're going to talk about me if I'm in my little life in Alaska or if I'm in L.A., so I might as well just have fun with it. I just think that god provides opportunities like this, and you can either go out and do them or not do them." Bristol Palin on the recent announcement that she was chosen for the 'Dancing With the Stars' All-Star cast. Because, you know, people really, really care when her son's got some new homophobic slurs that they need to hear, and to witness Bristol's bad dan...

Bristol Palin Is A Great Mom

If, for some strange reason, you find yourself not wanting to watch one minute and 38 seconds of Bristol Palin's parenting, let me summarize for you: Bristol takes her son, Tripp, with her to visit her sister, Willow. Tripp, who is four years old now (Bristol is 21, just so you know), is in that adorable "I hate you" stage that most children go through. Bristol tries to get him to stop saying it by telling him that God is watching him, but she starts laughing before she can finish. Tripp l...

Everybody Hates Bristol Palin’s Reality Show

photo of bristol palin pictures life's a tripp pic review photo Remember Bristol Palin was trying to cause a stir a few weeks back with her anti-gay speeches and condemnation of President Obama for actually, you know, taking the time to listen to his daughters and wife with some pretty important life advice and not treating them like personal property? Because I was right---she was definitely saying all that stuff to spur publicity for her new reality show, 'Bristol Palin: Life's a Tripp'. Which was aired on Lifetime. Who is apparently going down the tubes as we speak. Come on. Bristol Palin? Lindsay Lohan? Who's next, LeAnn Rimes? The show debuted last night, a...
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