Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Bristol Palin Now Claims Second Pregnancy Was Planned

bristol palin Oh, come on. Known abstinence advocate Bristol Palin could not have sounded more miserable - not to mention the whole "I know everyone's disappointed in me" malarky - when she announced this past week that she's pregnant with her second child out of wedlock. It's clear that she did not want this kid at all, but now that everyone's pointed out the extreme irony of her being a judgmental asshole about everyone else's sex life when she's not practicing what she preaches, she's suddenly backpeddling and claiming that actually, she totally planned to have this baby all along, dummies! Here's her lat...

Bristol Palin Is Pregnant Again & She Doesn’t Need Your Lectures

bristol palin tripp It must suck to live a life defined by an invisible being in the sky which you feel forces you to make decisions that are completely wrong for your life for fear of retribution. That's what Bristol Palin is going through right now, since she's pregnant again and doesn't seem at all pleased about it. She'll drag her way through it, of course, and hope God can help her, but there's no joy in the news she shared on her blog on Thursday, that's for sure. She knows you're probably disappointed in ...

Sarah Palin Brings Lena Dunham Into Josh Duggar’s Molestation Scandal

sarah palin lena dunham Why am I not surprised that Sarah Palin would a) defend Josh Duggar being a sexual predator b) try to make the issue about something else entirely by going for a "liberal" to distract from the real issue? That's indeed what's happened, however. You see, Sarah thinks it's bad of us to condemn the Duggars for their deplorable behavior when Lena Dunham ostensibly molested her younger sister as a child. I'm just going to embed Palin's entire Facebook post here, because it's pretty lengthy and...

Sarah Palin responds to PETA: ‘At least Trig didn’t eat the dog’

sarah palin dog Oh, Sarah Palin. So dumb, yet so argumentative. After receiving loads of heat for posting photos of her 6-year-old son Trig standing on the family dog and using it as a step stool, she decided to fire back at the critics - PETA in particular - to say that everyone needs to cool their jets about this. I mean, after all, at least Trig didn't eat the dog! Here's her letter (yes, this is serious): Dear PETA, Chill. At least Trig didn’t eat the dog. Hey, by the way, remember your “Woman of the...

Sarah Palin’s son uses the family dog as a step stool

sarah palin trig dog Well, here's a disheartening tale of (alleged) animal cruelty for your Saturday. Sarah Palin's 6-year-old son Trig uses the family dog, a gorgeous black lab, as a step stool to reach the counter. Apparently Sarah thought this was endearing and worth sharing with her Facebook masses, but suffice it to say a lot of people were not impressed with the fact that the poor dog is being trampled on. Now look, Trig has a disability, sure - he was born with Down Syndrome - but as an apparently intel...

Sarah Palin launches her own TV “news” channel

sarah palin If there's one person I never, ever want to hear the news filtered through, it's Sarah Palin. The woman exists on her own plane of non-reality and is so supremely ignorant on so many topics that I can't begin to list them all. That's why it makes perfect sense for her to start her own TV news channel, I suppose, aptly called the Sarah Palin Channel. From Digital Spy: The former Republican vice presidential candidate has set up the subscription-based website to speak "directly" to the public, without having to "please the powers that be"...

Sarah Palin Thinks the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Homophobia Is No Biggie

sarah palin duck dynasty I don't watch Duck Dynasty - I don't even know what the show's about, to be honest - but I do know it's gotten massive popular and people seem to love it. Well, one of the stars of the show, Phil Robertson, gave an interview with GQ recently in which he made a bunch of anti-gay remarks that got him suspended indefinitely from the show. Here's what he said, for reference: "Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman ...