I know, I know. It’s been a week since those reports came out that Beyonce had a little baby girl and named her Tiana May, but still no baby! The nerve of that child, right? But hey, maybe little Tiana heard that in this world, people get stabbed for not knowing that her parents are married and decided to chill in Beyonce’s womb (or, you know, wherever) for just a little longer. Totally understandable, Ti Ti. I totally get it.
Anyway, we know that Beyonce’s still pregnant (or whatever) because INF Daily snapped all these pictures of Beyonce roaming around New York last night. Last night! So it’s not even like she’s been holed up in a hospital for some insanely long labor! That wily Beyonce!
Ok, you guys, I’m sorry, but something’s been on my mind and I just can’t hold it back any longer. See, these pictures made me think, for just a second, that Beyonce might actually be pregnant. For realzies. It’s a bizarre notion, I know, but look at the shot of her feet! Do those pups look swollen or what? See, I could definitely buy that those are the feet of a pregnant lady.
But then I remembered this blind item from a couple weeks ago about a celebrity who is pretending to be pregnant. The celebrity in question knew she wasn’t being too convincing, so she started taking Prednisone to gain some weight and to fill out her face a little. And I was like “mystery solved!” So now we’re just back to waiting patiently for little Tiana to come take the world by storm, right after the surrogate does her thing.
But wait! Have you heard that MTV spoke with a psychic who revealed that Beyonce isn’t having a little adorably named girl after all, but a boy?!
“I feel that Beyoncé’s 2012 is going to be very, very exciting,” [New York psychic] Bravo told MTV News. “I get the date of January 8 to January 14 of her giving birth to her first son.”
“From what I hear, I know that the first child’s name starts with a ‘J,’ ” Bravo said. “I think it’s like Jaylin or something like that that’s going to be a tribute to her husband.”
“She’s so excited and she’s going to be a mommy and she’s scared right now because she doesn’t know how to be a mommy,” he said. “So I can feel that fear of how to do things and wanting help.”
Thing are going to work out just fine for Beyoncé, though, and our psychic believes the baby will be the first of many for hip-hop’s royal couple. “Once she gets the hang of it, you know, I feel that she wants to have a lot more and she obviously has the world at her palm,” Bravo said. “She can do whatever she wants.”
So now we’ve moved from Tiana May to Jaylin? Well, that’s … that’s something, I reckon. Jaylin. Huh.
What do you guys think? Do these photos prove anything to you? Do you think Beyonce’s going to have a darling little Tiana or a rough-and-tumble Jaylin? Tell me all about it, friends!
Images courtesy of INF Daily
It is difficult to give birth when one is not pregnant.