REPORT: Beyonce’s in Labor! (Translation: Beyonce’s Surrogate is in Labor!)
Dec 28, 2011 at 09:30 am by Sarah

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From Jezebel:

It’s Pregnancé no more because reports are coming thick and fast that Beyoncé is having her baby – with talk that she’s probably crowning this very moment! With nurses and security at New York’s St. Luke’s Roosevelt Hospital being advised to prepare themselves for a high-profile client checking in to give birth late yesterday, word on the maternity ward is that it’s none other than Mama B. Though this hasn’t been confirmed, two gossipy nurses have said that the VIP has booked out half of the Labor and Delivery Suite at the hospital – the same one where friend Alicia Keys gave birth last year.

Sure, OK. Beyonce‘s giving birth now. She wore a prosthetic bump on that awards show a few months ago to embellish her pregnancy announcement and was only, like, 12 weeks along, but she’s delivering that baby today. Or very soon. Right.

Best wishes to the woman bearing your child, Beyonce! I hope you paid her well for all of this confusion and make-believe!

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4 Responses to “REPORT: Beyonce’s in Labor! (Translation: Beyonce’s Surrogate is in Labor!)”

  1. LegalEase says:
    December 28, 2011 at 10:45 am

    I think it’s so funny that people are still buying her pregnancy. Love the title, haha.

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  2. nicole peach says:
    December 28, 2011 at 12:02 pm

    How do they know all about this? I remember there was photo where she didn’t look pregnant at all after she had been “pregnant” on that awards show…

    I don’t see the shame in using a surogate, but to not admit it is pretty fucked up.

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  3. dee cee says:
    December 29, 2011 at 8:54 am

    We should have known something was suspicious when Dr. Miss Prissy Perinatologist/laundry room Specialist Trained at Bed, Bath and Beyond was called to the hospital ICU ward some guy code named Camelbreath rented for his side piece and wife to share..

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  4. veronice williams says:
    January 9, 2012 at 10:14 pm

    Wether she had a surrogate mother or nt like really who cares. But for those who are spreading rumors is very sick.. u can’t tell a pregnant woman when u c one? I mean really..

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