And so cute! I’m not a big Miley fan by nature, but just look at that dress. It’s adorable. I’d love to wear something like that, but because I’ve got this wonderful c-section scar, it looks like my abs have been cut in thirds (well, 2/3 and 1/3, really) and guys, because I’m not Miranda-f-cking-Kerr, I don’t quite have my fighting belly back just yet. Sue me. Give it time.
Anyway, this is Miley, and she’s looking quite svelte. Lots of people are speculating, “Oh! My! Is she losing too much weight?” “Is she drifting into anorexia?” but realistically, I have to go ahead and say no. I mean, for now. I can’t predict what she’s going to look like in three months, especially in light of “Oh my God, is Miley Cutting?”, but right now, right in this moment, she looks cute. See, Miley’s a naturally slender girl. You just have to look at her bone structure to know it. Big shoulder bones, no hips … she’s practically shoulders all the way down to the back of her knees, she’s got so flat an ass. And that’s OK because that’s how she’s just built.
We won’t talk about what’s going on from the neck up, because the hair color’s heinous, the pancake makeup is going to do nothing for those breakouts (trust me on this, girl), and the glasses are all askew, making it look like she’s got a badly-healed broken nose. All in all, if Miley concentrated on working everything that she’s got and started keeping her mouth shut, we might be making some serious progress. Until then, I’m content to admire that fine little dress she’s wearing and hopefully, someday, make it my own.
She doesn’t seem to have a womans body with those shoulders, small chest and no waist. I mean, there’s nothing wrong with each of those things individualy and of course, there’s nothing wrong with her…I don’t mean to criticize, but it’s just…the combination on her is unattractive to me. She’s cute but it’s like she’s a big girl and not womanly I would say. Maybe her body will change when she squeezes out a kid. Re: eating disorders, na, she seems to be ok. There’s been a not necessarily rapid but definitely quick loss of weight but if she does have issues to where she needs a gluten free diet, then the lack of issues stemming from eating gluten (those issues cause inflammation, swelling, discomfort that may alter behaviour) combined with switching to her new diet would actually explain that and all you have to do is look at her arms and you can see she’s not having any issues…yet. Those aren’t chubby arms but they’re not scary thin arms either. The arms never lie.
That’s not fair to suggest she doesn’t have a woman’s body. Women are fat, and skinny, and curvy, and flat. Just because she doesn’t meet the standards society set for her, how does that mean her body is not womanly?
Oh right, I forgot… I should preface every statement I ever make on the web with “in my opinion” because people “need” to hear that before I offer my opinion just so everyone can feel comfortable with who they are. For fucks sake…isn’t it obvious that women exist in all sorts of configurations and that there isn’t a SINGLE ideal form? Are you offended that I suggested that IN MY OPINION, she doesn’t have a womanly form? You know, there’s a reason why the COMMON perception of women have curves…
butterface!!
BS she has no waist and hips. That’s what’s noticeable about her, her small waist and while her hips are “square”, she certainly has hips (opposed to Kate Upton or LIndsay Lohan who don’t go in musch at the waist and are straighter). Look at any recent bikini shot of Miley or even Miley here and she definitely has a small waist and hips. She has pretty broad shoulders, shapely legs and you make it sounds like she has no shape. That’s not the case. She has shape in her body for sure.
Sarah, there’s something wrong with your eyes. I get it, you don’t like Miley, but to say she has no waist or hips is a load of crap. Her dieting may have led to it being less pronounced, but she definitely has a hips to waist ratio and is built somewhat like Kate Winslet proportionately, just a lot narrower.
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=other+mother+coraline&num=10&um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=796&bih=474&tbm=isch&tbnid=031Iq1nv8q0xlM:&imgrefurl=http://coraline.wikia.com/wiki/Beldam&docid=VcsQiUG-GpMfbM&imgurl=http://images.wikia.com/coraline/images/5/5e/Coralines-Other-Mother2.jpg&w=248&h=315&ei=r7i2T9-aEuam0AXj7OW_CA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=85&vpy=93&dur=1210&hovh=252&hovw=198&tx=114&ty=199&sig=115936827270869331247&sqi=2&page=1&tbnh=112&tbnw=87&start=0&ndsp=10&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0,i:84
hmmm….