It’s only been about six months since Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom announced their separation, but they’re already moving on to bigger and better things. In fact, Miranda is ready to do some sexual exploration… with women as well as men! Asked about her romantic life in the new issue of GQ, she said:
“I appreciate both men and women. I love the female body and truly appreciate the female form. I really enjoy sketching women, especially their backs. I definitely need a man in the bedroom, however — a nice strong chest to lie on. Still, I want to explore. Never say never.”
“I’m dating. I’m loving it. Two happy parents are better than two unhappy parents. This is my time to explore and have some fun. I’m not looking to fall in love again quickly.”
Well, that’s that, I suppose. I mean, let’s be frank – Miranda Kerr is not a lesbian, nor is she even bisexual. She’s probably one of those women who would have a threesome with a woman because the dude she was sleeping with wanted it. Which, that’s it’s own thing, so whatever. I’m sure there are lots of men – and ladies – who was into that.
Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom announced their divorce in October, though they’d apparently been separated for months before that. And while they both seem to be honky dory in their new single lives, that doesn’t mean they don’t still love each other. In fact, they really, really do.
“It’s difficult for anyone to go through a separation, whether it’s on a public scale or not.
“We still love and care for each other deeply. Flynn [our 2-year-old son] is the most important thing in both our lives. And because we share that bond, we both feel that it’s important to be united.”
“We respect each other and with respect comes understanding. When there’s understanding, I guess everything is a little more harmonious.”
Well, it’s good to see that these two are working things out like mature adults. It’s better not only for them, but for their kid. When adults get nasty upon splitting, it can really fuck kids up. Not to mention it’s just not a great situation to be around for anyone.
We love each other. We’re a family. We’re going to be in each other’s lives for the rest of our lives. There’s no question, for the sake of our son and everything else, we’re going to support one another and love each other as parents to Flynn.
Life sometimes doesn’t work out exactly as we plan or hope for, but fortunately, we’re adults. I’m 36 now, she’s 30, and we’re professionals, and we love and care about each other, and we, most of all, love our son.
Okay but for real, is Orlando Bloom morphing into Dr. Oz?:
Bloom is currently starring in the first ever interracial production of Romeo and Juliet, on Broadway. Check out the lulzy poster.
Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom have been married for nearly four years (and together nearly seven) and even have an almost 3-year-old old son, Flynn, together. There have been rumours for a while now that the pair were having relationship trouble, but now they’ve made it official: they’re ending their marriage. Boo! They released a joint statement to E! News:
“In a joint statement, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have announced that they have been amicably separated for the past few months. After six years together, they have recently decided to formalize their separation.”
The statement continued, “Despite this being the end of their marriage, they love, support and respect each other as both parents of their son and as family.”
Well, that’s a shame, but that’s Hollywood. It seems they all break up at one point or another. But here, let’s pontificate on this: how weird must it be to be a celebrity when you end your relationship and realise that you need to ISSUE A STATEMENT telling the ENTIRE WORLD that you’re no longer together? Like, it weirds me out that that’s a thing.
Miranda Kerr, supermodel/Gwyneth Paltrow’s crush, is preeeeetttaaay much flawless. I came across this recipe for her breakfast and I was tempted to make some sort of “oh supermodels eat breakfast now ha ha” joke to myself but I put my cynicism on hold to check it out. Basically it’s what Gwyneth Paltrow has for breakfast — some sort of smoothie with ingredients that you need to go to Whole Foods to find. I like to make juice but I’m too lazy to clean it up. I love lamp.
Anyway, here’s what’s in Miranda Kerr’s breakfast drink. From Style Bistro:
I have been practicing yoga for over a decade now and it is a very important part of my life. It doesn’t matter where I am or what I am doing, yoga gives me the opportunity to switch off and focus entirely on my body and my breath. Yoga allows me to meditate and reflect on what’s important in my life. It is also great for core strength and maintaining agility. I practiced yoga during my entire pregnancy and I hope to practice for the rest of my life.
I feel the same way about eating melted cheese. I will never look like Miranda Kerr. :( And oh God, I have really bad heartburn right now. I picked the worst time to read this.