The world’s most awful Nazi sympathizer, Tila Tequila, announced her pregnancy online last week, and while she’s a hot fucking mess who has no business raising a child, she still insists this whole thing is a blessing and is the life-saving experience she needed.
“It has been quite a painful journey for me, and I never thought I was going to make it out alive. So to be able to do a total 180 and finally be blessed with my first child gets me so emotional that I can barely even handle it,” she continues. “The only difference is that now these tears I cry are of joy, and no longer of sadness.”
The first-time mom-to-be adds that she feels “finally healed” after “so many traumatic years” in the spotlight. “I truly feel that my baby has saved my life, and I will do whatever it takes to give my little baby the whole entire world!” she vows. “I know I’m going to cry so much when the baby is finally born later this year.”
“I never knew such a love like this could exist, but I guess motherhood can truly change some people,” she tells Us of her future son or daughter. “I know it has definitely changed me, and I’m already thinking about having more. I just want my baby to be proud of me and to know how much I love him or her. To love someone else unconditionally is one of the best feelings in the entire world, and I hope I will have plenty more pregnancies to come.”
Let’s be honest – the only thing she’s “changed” by so far is probably weird cravings for ice cream and pickles or whatever. Sorry, but I’m not buying this bullshit. She just found out she’s pregnant and suddenly she’s an entirely different person? If I didn’t already know what a fucking nutterball she is, I’d feel like I was the one taking crazy pills here. I’d almost rather Lindsay Lohan have a baby over her!
April 24, 2014 at 9:00 am by Jennifer
If you bought Beyoncé‘s self-titled album when she dropped it late last year, then you’ve already seen this video as part of the visual element of the album. For the rest of you, this will be something new and potentially inspiring.
In ‘Pretty Hurts’, Bey sings about the difficulties of being a woman with the expectation of being perfect all the time – which of course is easy to say coming from someone who a) is playing the game and b) was blessed with obscenely good looks from birth anyway. Still, it’s worth applauding her for the effort, I suppose, and I do love me some Queen Bey, so there’s that.
April 24, 2014 at 8:00 am by Jennifer
2014 is certainly shaping up to be Lupita Nyong’o‘s year, and thank goodness for that – she’s divine! She’s already won an Oscar and signed on as the new face of Lancôme, and now she’s got another honour: she’s People’s Most Beautiful Woman!
Though she grew up thinking that “light skin and flowing, straight hair” made women desirable, World’s Most Beautiful Woman Nyong’o, 31, tells PEOPLE that her mother “always said I was beautiful. And I finally believed her at some point.” The Oscar winner, who’s now a face of Lancôme Paris, is excited for this honor in part because of “all the girls who would see me … and feel a little more seen.”
Good for her! Even though this whole feature is cornball city and only furthers the idea that ladies need to be physically attractive, yada yada. But that’s a tale as old as time, so let’s just embrace this, I suppose. Also, let’s appreciate that Pink is on this list, as is Kerry Washington. Some of the other choices are a bit… incorrect, but whatever.
April 24, 2014 at 7:00 am by Jennifer
Olivia Wilde has been feeling like a goddess throughout her pregnancy and seems to have had a somewhat easy time of it, so she’s probably a little bummed that she’s now fetus-free and her son has been born!
Olivia and Jason Sudeikis welcomed little Otis Alexander on Wednesday, and as you do, she immediately hopped on Twitter to announce it and share a snapshot.
Ladies and gentlemen, Otis Alexander Sudeikis has LEFT the building! (I'm the building) pic.twitter.com/uHfY3adroc
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) April 23, 2014
Aw, that is sorta adorable. Congrats to them!
April 24, 2014 at 6:00 am by Jennifer
The news came out in a new interview with Details, and it’s not particularly big news, but it’s worth celebrating. Bomer and Halls have 6-year-old twin sons and an 8-year-old son together and seem really happy, which is sweet. He seems like such a genuine and unassuming guy, which is pretty rare in Hollywood, so good for him – and for his family.
April 23, 2014 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer
Giving a speech at Indiana University on Tuesday, where she was accepting an honourary doctorate, she gave out some advice to the students there and explained her own past in the industry (via US Weekly):
“I think I was probably like every other girl who puts on a princess dress and expects everyone to pay full and total attention. And most of us grow out of that. I was always in plays, but I thought it was vain to be an actress,” the 64-year-old said. “Plus, I thought I was too ugly to be an actress. Glasses weren’t fabulous then.”
“For young women, I would say, don’t worry so much about your weight,” continued the graduate of Vassar College and the Yale School of Drama. “Girls spend way too much time thinking about that, and there are better things.”
“For young men, and women, too, what makes you different or weird, that’s your strength. Everyone tries to look a cookie-cutter kind of way and actually the people who look different are the ones who get picked up. I used to hate my nose. Now I don’t. It’s okay.”
Love me some Meryl Streep. And how this woman ever thought she was ugly is beyond me: