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Kourtney Kardashian Dumped Scott Disick, Finally

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It could hardly wait until tomorrow to announce that it seems Kourtney Kardashian got a brain in her head and has FINALLY decided to dump Scott Disick for his partying and cheating ways. Only took her, what, the better part of a decade? I feel like homegirl has been living in denial for a long ass time, but now that there’s actually picture evidence of his wandering eyes, she kinda had to face the facts and realize he’s not interested in being a partner or a father, really. Thank God she never agreed to marry him. And now it’s OVER.

Our well-placed sources — and they’re solid — tell us Scott hasn’t come home to the family house in Calabasas in over a month and Kourtney lost her patience.

As one source put it, “His partying lately has made her make this tough decision.”

We’re told Kourtney is also frustrated with Scott’s friends — and believes they’re enabling his substance abuse.

Scott and Kourtney have been together since 2006. They have 3 kids together.

It’s well-documented that Kourtney and Scott have been rocky over the years — but we’re told, “but now, after 3 kids, it’s gotten old and she has to do what’s best for the kids.”

I mean, look – I shouldn’t really judge anyone else’s relationship. Kourtney obviously had her reasons for desperately trying to make it work with this loser, but he’s literally the biggest waste of space (and money) out there. Her kids might not understand why Daddy has been kicked to the curb, though it’ll be easier to explain that then why he hasn’t come home to see them in over a month because he’d rather drink and hit on other women. Just let this SERIOUSLY be over.

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Kylie Jenner Is Desperate To Be Kim Kardashian 2.0

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Okay, here’s what I need to know: The world is already oversaturated with Kim Kardashian and is getting pretty sick of her. Why on earth does Kylie Jenner think we need a Kim 2.0, and why the hell does a 17-year-old girl think her sister’s, erm, legacy (???) is something to aspire to? I mean, honestly!

I mean, in a way I feel bad for the girl because she clearly has no identity of her own. Kendall‘s a model, Kim is a worldwide superstar, Kourtney has a family and is still raking in the $$$, Khloe is… doing whatever it is she does, and where does that leave Kylie? Nowhere but the plastic surgeon’s office, apparently. It’s really sad, and even sadder is the fact that the girl has zero guidance or anyone telling her to aspire to more in life, to use the money she has to learn something new, to be something better than what she’s resigned herself to. I’m not saying a woman shouldn’t be able to choose to live as a sex symbol to be ogled by men if that’s what she wants, but Christ almighty, doesn’t this family want anything more in life? Do they know there’s a whole world out there of real people living real lives?

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The desperation to be her big sister is real. And gross. Not feeling it at all.

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Bobbi Kristina Photo Taken Covertly Being Shopped To Highest Bidder

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Bobbi Kristina Brown is currently lying in a hospice care center, clinging on to life. Her condition continues to worsen and her family on both sides is still struggling to come to terms with the tragedy, but things just got even worse, because someone decided it’d be a great idea to take a photo of Bobbi on her death bed and try to sell it to the highest bidder. The identity of the person responsible for the photo is currently unknown, and thankfully no publications have stooped low enough to buy it, but what the hell?

From TMZ:

The photo was shopped to us … we passed. It was taken earlier this week at the facility outside of Atlanta. A woman is hovering over Bobbi Kristina in the photo … we’re told it’s a family member.

As for who shot the photo … we’re told it’s “an extended family member.”

The pic is being shopped to multiple magazines and websites, and we’re told there’s interest.

Meanwhile, Bobby Brown’s sister Leolah is not having the bullshit, and she wants everyone to have to take a lie detector test to out the person responsible for the bullshit.

 Leolah said, “You aint gon be able to pay people off on this one! You will not do to my niece what you did to Whitney!”

As we reported, we’re told the person selling the photo is an extended family member. Leolah is demanding a truth test, saying “I will make sure that anyone who came anywhere near Bobbi Kriss- including myself take a lie detective test!”

I mean, that seems a bit insane and likely won’t work, but whatever. It’s a shame that there are such shitty people in the family that want to benefit off this awful situation, but are any of us really surprised?

Here’s Leolah’s full Facebook rant:

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Tom Cruise Leaving Scientology To See Suri

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Tom Cruise hasn’t seen his daughter Suri for a while, now. Instead, Suri has lived with her mother, Katie Holmes, in New York City. The reason for her father’s absence can be summed up in one word: Scientology. Basically, the Church isn’t happy that Suri isn’t being raised in the church, so they’re forbidding him, in so many words, from having contact with her. But it seems like Cruise might call BS on that directive soon because he wants to be part of Suri’s life. has learned that the actor is hoping to have his 9-year-old girl accompany him while he promotes his new movie, Mission: Impossible — Rogue Nation.

“Tom wants to bring Suri to Comic Con in early July, where he can kill two birds with one stone,” an insider reveals to Radar of the annual convention that takes place in Southern California.

“He’ll get to spend quality time with his daughter, whom he hasn’t seen in months and misses terribly,” continues the source. “They’ll be able to take in San Diego while he drums up buzz for the movie.”

Given that Tom is ready to commit to helping to raise Suri now, does that mean he might consider leaving the Church? It’s hard to say, but it seems unlikely – especially since Scientology made him, and they can easily destroy him if he turns his back on them.

If I were Katie, however, I’d be concerned that the Church would try to get Tom to get Suri so that she can be brought back into the world of Scientology, etc. I would not want my child anywhere near that cult, so who knows what will happen there.

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Lindsay Lohan Turned Down A Burger King Commercial

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In Hollywood, stubbornness and a refusal to give up can completely make a career. But when that career has been made and broken roughly 1,000 times already and someone offers you a chance to… I don’t know, not re-make it again, but to at least not die penniless and have people look at your face in 30 second increments, you should probably go for it, right? Well, Lindsay Lohan thinks so. She recently turned down a Burger King commercial because she still thinks she’s better than that, and she’s having none of it.

From Page Six:

The flame-haired actress was asked to wear a Spicy Chicken Fries box, smoke a chicken fry like a cigarette, and vamp a “spicy” monologue.

“We were gob-smacked. It was making fun of her issues,” an insider told me.

Lohan and her managers at Untitled Talent suggested some alternate concepts to no avail.

Another source said Lohan was too demanding. “She wanted creative control,” said my source. Exasperated reps for Burger King said, “Forget about it.”

“She’s broke, sleeping at different guys’ apartments, but she thinks she’s Elizabeth Taylor,” the source said.

I mean, look – does it sound humiliating to wear a chicken fries box? Sure, fine. But in what way is that “making fun of her issues”? Does she have some weird issue with fast food chicken? I’m just confused. Also, LOL to her wanting “creative control”. Of a Burger King commercial. Just think about that for a while.

To be honest, I feel like we’re going to end up with Amy Winehouse situation on our hands, as sad as I am to say that. I don’t for one second think Lindsay is clean and sober, she had no money, the industry is shunning her, and as sad as I am to say it and hope that I’m wrong, I don’t see thinks turning out well for her. Especially since she’s clearly having delusions of grandeur. Elizabeth Taylor! Christ.

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Prince George Steals The Show At Princess Charlotte’s Christening

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Yesterday was a big day for the royal family: Princess Charlotte was christened! Everyone was looking forward to getting a glimpse of the Princess of Cambridge now that she’s a little more than two months old (and we just saw new photos last month), but it turns out, it was her big brother, Prince George, who ended up stealing the show with his cuteness.

I mean, seriously – how can you not love this adorable face?

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Cute, right? Yesterday also marked the day Kate named Charlotte’s five godparents – yes, that’s right, FIVE. I won’t bother to name them all since they’re no one of note, but man, they’ve got a serious backup plan going on. Charlotte was christened at St. Mary Magdalene Church in Norfolk, which is 110 miles away from London. Nevertheless, over 2,000 well-wishers turned up just to watch the family go in and out of the church, which says a lot.

Here’s a photo of Kate with Charlotte, just for good measure:

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Scott Disick Is Totally Cheating On Kourtney Kardashian

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Raise you’re hand if you’re surprised by this news: Scott Disick seems to be cheating on Kourtney Kardashian with a 32-year-old Chloe Bartoli, a “celebrity stylist” who happens to be his ex. These aren’t just baseless rumours, either – there are actually photos of them cuddling up in Monte Carlo, while the mother of his children is at home raising them in California. Keep it classy, Disick!

From TMZ:

Kourtney Kardashian is telling friends she has no doubt … Scott Disick is hooking up with the chick he was all handsy with in Monte Carlo, but she’s also deeply worried he’s lapsed and fallen back into substance abuse.

Our sources say Kourtney believes the woman, celebrity stylist Chloe Bartoli, is an opportunist and taking advantage of Scott, whom Kourtney believes is getting wasted again. We’re told she knows Chloe and, as we reported, Scott knows her as well … they even dated.

Our sources say Kourtney’s sisters have the same view as her and on Friday they all went from simmer to boil, targeting their anger at both Scott and Chloe.

Kourtney hasn’t made any decisions about the fate of her relationship with Scott, but we’re told it’s already in a “fragile state.”

Well, that’s lovely. Just a word to all the mothers and fathers out there: Can you please make sure to teach your sons not to treat women like shit, and treat your daughters to have enough self-respect to never be the “other woman” for the sake of money or fame (or even just attention)? Jesus. This whole thing is a mess, but considering Kourtney has not only not left his ass after the INSANE bullshit he’s pulled over the years, but she’s continued having kids with him, I guarantee you this will blow over within the span of two episodes of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

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