Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Elton John and David Furnish are officially married

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Elton John and David Furnish have been together for absolutely ages – they’ve actually been civil partners since 2005 – and this weekend, they made things official with a lavish wedding ceremony at home in England.

From BBC News:

The couple have been hosting a ceremony at their Windsor estate in Berkshire with a number of stars in attendance.

David and Victoria Beckham, musician Ed Sheeran and actor David Walliams were among the guests.

The couple’s sons Zachary, who was born in 2010, and Elijah, born last year attended the ceremony.

Cute! It’s nice to see love being celebrated and I’m sure it was a fantastic day. They initially announced their plans to get properly married back in March, and they’ve managed to turn it all around in under a year, which is pretty impressive. Though I suppose with millions of dollars at your disposal, that’s a whole lot easier.

Congrats, in any case!

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Mariah Carey “accidentally” caught on tape hitting that high note

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Live performances haven’t necessarily been going too well for Mariah Carey lately – she’s been bombing in concert, on live TV, you name it. But just because Mariah’s voice isn’t quite what it used to be doesn’t mean she can’t still sing. In fact, she’s apparently been killing it during a series of New York City concerts this past week and also, oh, she was “accidentally” caught on tape doing vocal exercises and hitting that high as hell note she’s most well known for:


4th show! Chopsticks???

Um vídeo publicado por Mariah Carey (@mariahcarey) em

It’s sad as hell that Mariah, who is an actual diva in every sense of the world, feels desperate enough to prove that she’s still got it that she’ll stage a fake ass “surprise” video. I mean, those acting skills? Stop. Ariana Grande must really have her shook! Ha!


Starting now!!!

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Khloe Kardashian is starving herself to lose weight

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Khloe Kardashian has always got the short end of the Kardashian/Jenner stick. She’s seen as the “fat” one, the “ugly” one, the one that’s possibly not even really Robert Kardashian’s daughter, she married a crackhead, she may or may not be able to have kids even though she’s the one that wanted them most, yada yada. It’s not right and I feel bad for the girl – especially when you considered that even her own family treats her like shit half the time (you may or may not have seen this/heard about it, but Kim Kardashian – yes, she with the biggest ass on earth – had the nerve to say in last week’s ep of Keeping up with the Kardashians that Khloe needs to lose weight… because her ass is too big).

In any case, apparently all this pressure to slim down has apparently pushed Khloe over the edge and she’s reportedly starving herself now in an effort to get skinny.

A klose family insider have told OK Magazine: “Khloe is beating herself up big time, because she’s tried everything to shed the pounds.” Considering that she lost so much weight this year, and have been rumored to follow Kim’s path in posing for Playboy, how come she’s unhappy?

According to her trainer Gunnar Peterson, Khloe has been doing extra work at the gym to sweat it out. “Khloe is always trying to get better. She’s not obsessed or a crazy lady about it, it’s just about the work,” he said. “Khloe has her head down. She’s got a steady work ethic and there’s no over analysis.”

However, her gym routine doesn’t seem to work since there are rumours that she’s “starving herself” because it’s really hard to lose the weight. Her ultimate goal is to be in the same figure as her ikonik sister Kim. The insider added, “Everyone tells her she looks fantastic and should embrace her curves, but however much she protests, Khloe would give anything to be as slim as her sisters.”

“She hates her thighs and arms especially, and although she’s looked into various plastic surgery procedures she’s conscious these are only a quick fix.”

I mean, this HAS to be bullshit, right? First of all, I bet you Khloe is ALREADY thinner than Kim – I don’t think Kim is fat (and I also don’t think anyone deserves to be criticized or ridiculed even if they are fat), but she’s about 5 feet tall and is definitely not what anyone would call “skinny”. Khloe is about a foot taller with a completely different body structure – and guess what, she’s also ALREADY THIN.

This family’s obsession with this false perfection is sickening and extremely sad.

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President Obama called James Franco “James Flacco”

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Everyone is talking about Sony’s decision to bow to the demands of the Guardians of Peace hackers by not only canceling the release of the Seth Rogen and James Franco comedy The Interview, but to delete every sign of the movie’s existence online, deleting its official website, trailer, etc.

We all have our opinions on the situation, even President Barack Obama. He thinks the whole thing is a bit of a mess. I mean, who gets upset over a movie starring Seth Rogen and James Flacco? Yeah, you heard me right – Joe Flacco… the Baltimore Ravens quarterback? Yikes. That’s right, Obama confused these two men when discussing the North Korea fiasco:

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I mean, we all make mistakes, right? At least John Travolta probably feels a little less alone these days…

 

Kim Kardashian sent Kris Jenner a very special email

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I’m pretty sure Kris Jenner is some sort of evil mastermind, hell bent on controlling the lives of her daughters – each of whom she’s whored out to the highest bidder since they were able to make duck lips on Instagram – and everything about them: their money, their image, their business endorsements, etc. She also knows just how to put them in their places when they get a bit too cheeky for their own good. That has to be true, since I can’t think of another reason Kris felt the need to share an email sent to her by her most lucrative daughter (for the moment), Kim Kardashian:


I’m not quite sure what to make of the fact that Kim thinks Amish is spelled “omish”, though perhaps we can’t blame her for spelling phonetically. I suppose we should be lucky she can compose an email at all. Besides, maybe she’s right – maybe we do need more “chic, tights dresses” in our lives. What do I know?

Either way, I think Kris is an evil genius who thought, “Huh, you think you’re telling me something about fashion? I’ll humiliate you!”… though considering no one ever believed Kim was a Mensa scholar, I don’t know how effective that plan was.

Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka have adorable kids

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Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka are definitely one of the most adorable Hollywood families. They’ve been together for like, a lifetime, and have two adorable kids – 4-year-old twins named Harper and Gideon. So cute are these kids that their cuteness could not be contained and NPH had to share a video of them decorating the family Christmas tree and singing ‘Jingle Bells’. I mean, look at this:


Yay! David is back home, and the family all together! Time to trim us a tree! #trim #carols #JingleFeels

A video posted by Neil Patrick Harris (@instagranph) on

Even the puppy is adorable and was in the Christmas spirit! Ahhh!


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Basically, this is your dose of cuteness for the day. Happy Friday!

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