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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are married!

Oh, snap! Shit just got real! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been teasing the …

Lady Gaga Gets Praised For Her Acting

Lady Gaga makes a cameo in the upcoming Sin City 2: A Dame to Kill For as a …

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are getting a divorce

Well, you've got to give them credit - Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's marriage did …

Janet Jackson is still banned from the Super Bowl

The NFL has really taken shit to the next level, since apparently Janet Jackson is …

Lindsay Lohan and Tina Fey meet again at 'Mean Girls' reunion

Somehow, Lindsay Lohan managed to clean up and show off a glimmer of her former, …

Meg Ryan and John Mellencamp split

I must admit, I totally forgot that Meg Ryan and John Mellencamp were ever dating. …

0Kylie Jenner got extensions

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Today in incredibly important news that you definitely need to know to get through your day, Kylie Jenner got hair extensions! It seems she got them for a photoshoot but has decided to keep them for a while – along with her trademark ultra pouty lips – at least long enough to take several Instagram pics.

Look, I know Kylie is like, 17 and has probably had a ton of plastic surgery/”cosmetic enhancements” already, but her style is impeccable. Kendall is whatever, she’s making it as a model or whatever, but Kylie’s fashion and makeup sense is on POINT. It’s kinda the only decent thing I can say about the girl, but I suppose that’s enough.

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August 28, 2014 at 12:00 pm by Jennifer
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0Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox and Lisa Kudrow had a ‘Friends’ reunion

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Friends is one of that show that pretty much everyone in the world has seen at least one episode of and most people really love it. It’s a classic and it holds up really well over time – seriously, go put an episode on right now and it’ll still be as funny as it was when it first aired. It’s just one of those shows.

In any case, Friends has major nostalgia factor for those of us who have watched and loved it, and last night we got lucky when Monica, Rachel and Phoebe reunited on Jimmy Kimmel Live. That’s Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow, in case I needed to elaborate on that further.

Without further ado, here it is:

Ha! Now I need to go watch some reruns. Next month marks the 20th anniversary of the Friends premiere. God, time flies!

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August 28, 2014 at 11:00 am by Jennifer

2Justin Bieber compares himself to Princess Diana

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I need Justin Bieber to just stop, immediately. Like, stop everything about himself. Get on that one-way flight to Mars that’s heading out next year – I’m sure they can find you a seat.

Ahem, I digress. JB got into a mini car accident with a paparazzi who was following him in LA. This isn’t a situation where a high speed chase was involved, but rather one where Bieber noticed the photographer driving behind him and decided to slam on his breaks suddenly and purposely so that the photographer crashed into him. Yes, seriously.

Now, of course, he thinks he’s like Princess Diana and wonders why we didn’t learn from what happened to her, because the two situations are so entirely the same (and he’s so much like her):


Okay, I don’t even know where to start here.

1. Only a dickhead slams on his breaks to purposely cause an accident (which could have injured/killed not just the paparazzi – who, regardless of his profession, doesn’t deserve to DIE – or anyone else on the road) just to then complain about how HE was in danger.

2. JUSTIN BIEBER IS NOTHING LIKE PRINCESS DIANA.

I’ll stop there and leave you with my usual: fuck this kid.

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August 28, 2014 at 9:00 am by Jennifer
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1Matt Damon dumped toilet water on his head for charity

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There’s a water shortage happening in California at the moment, so celebrities are doing double-duty when it comes to taking part in the ice bucket challenge. KStew and Nicholas Hoult used old bath water and now we’ve got Matt Damon getting water from his toilet to complete the challenge. Uh… whatever works, I suppose, but it is pretty gross.

For the record, it’s no wonder Matt is hyperviligant about saving water – he co-founded Water.org, a charity to bring clean drinking water to people around the world.

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August 28, 2014 at 8:00 am by Jennifer
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2Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are married!

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Oh, snap! Shit just got real! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been teasing the world with their impending (but seemingly never arriving) nuptials for what seems like ages, but it’s really happened! They got married on Saturday and now they’re officially husband and wife!


I mean, this is actually the sum and total of what we know about this grand event, but that’s good enough for us. Despite the fucked up way their relationship came about all those years ago, you can’t stand in the way of true love and they do make a fantastic couple. Congrats to them!

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August 28, 2014 at 7:39 am by Jennifer

0You don’t know “dick-shit” about Kristen Stewart

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Pardon the profanity in the headline, but that is indeed a direct quote. You see, Kristen Stewart is not here for your nonsense. She doesn’t care if you think she’s miserable, a bad actress, a pothead, a cheater, whatever – she’s not buying into it, so that’s all on you. Basically, she’s just living her life and you don’t know dick-shit about it. So there.

From Vanity Fair France:

I never really thought of anything in terms of designing a career. I never tried to shape people’s perspectives of me, which is something that a lot of people do. There are certain actors and artists who want to be a certain kind of actor or certain kind of artist, and I’m really not like that. I have very much fallen into every situation, every creative and not creative experience, that I have delved into, based on gut. Therefore true regret can never eat at me. In terms of what people consume about you and then subsequently how they shape their opinion of you, none of it is wrong. It’s all a varied assortment of whatever flavors they’ve picked up at the newsstand or in the theater or on the Internet. But that literally is something that is not designed by me and so it’s not something that bothers me. But I don’t want to add to this already pre-existing, enormous mound of salacious bullshit that isn’t real. That’s not me defending anything. That’s true. Just being in the middle of it it’s weird to comment on it. But I feel oddly capable of stepping outside and going, “Isn’t it obvious to everyone?” I mean, it’s fun, like Valentine says, in Sils Maria. The stories are fun, but do you not realize that there are characters that have been cast in the media and people like to get their weekly fill on these stories. It’s like soap opera. I try not to let it mess with me, because my true personal life, as much as people think they know about it, they don’t know dick shit. Who could? By the way nobody knows. Nobody knows what the fuck is going on. You’re going to die. You’re going to lay next to the people that you know the most in life, the people that you’re going to grow old with. But you’re going to lay next to them in the middle of the night deeply curious about them and who they are, because nobody f—king knows anything.

Well then.

Look, I love me some KStew – always have, always will. I think it’s great that she’s refused to be told how she should be acting, what she should be doing, what her “job” is as an actress. It’s all fine for actresses to be bubbly and cheery and have bucketloads of what people find to be palatable personalities, but I really like that Kristen Stewart really does not give a single shit about any of that. If she wants to smile, she will. If she doesn’t, she certainly won’t – especially not because you told her to.

This whole thing did get lost in a neverending rant, I’ll admit, but what can I say? I’m a fan. More of her personality than her acting skills, but nevertheless…

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August 28, 2014 at 7:00 am by Jennifer
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