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3Lindsay Lohan Will Move Back Home After Rehab

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Dina Lohan, mother of the year (every year), says that her daughter Lindsay will move back home to New York after completing rehab. Dina says a lot of things, so who knows if any of this is based on reality. I’m not sure if it’s a good idea for Lohan to live with Dina but if the alternative is living alone or with her bad news friends…I don’t know, man. Dina assured NY Daily News that,

She’s not going to live in Los Angeles. She will definitely start back home with all of us.

And she’s also going to get a re-do for her birthday, considering that she spent it in rehab, which is sad on so many levels.

It was a very calm, low-key birthday. We couldn’t visit because it fell during the week, but we mailed her cards and gifts. We’re going to work it out to all go visit her again, and then we’re planning the pool party.

POOL PARTY!!! Actually, a pool party sounds f-cking fantastic right about now. Dina is also confident that Lindsay will be clean from now on, for real, saying,

It’s been a long road, and she’s going to be fine.

Okay. Last I checked though, New York was full of paparazzi, and I thought Lindsay was trying to avoid those.

July 4, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

3 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan Will Move Back Home After Rehab”

  1. Neve says:

    So Lindsay tells people she wants to get away from negative influences, and decides to move back home to her stage mama (who I still says looks like a paler version of Patricia “tanning mom” Krentcil. The mother who pushed her kids into celebrity so she could spend millions and whore herself out. The mother who thinks so much for her daughter’s life, she throws herself a pool party to celebrate getting out of REHAB! wtg dina wtg

  2. ngkms says:

    Her mom is her enabler and has substance abuse problems HERSELF! If she moves back with her mom she will run into trouble again. Even though her father is also a scum bag I think she would be better off with him. He seems a lot more together

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