Dina Lohan, mother of the year (every year), says that her daughter Lindsay will move back home to New York after completing rehab. Dina says a lot of things, so who knows if any of this is based on reality. I’m not sure if it’s a good idea for Lohan to live with Dina but if the alternative is living alone or with her bad news friends…I don’t know, man. Dina assured NY Daily News that,
She’s not going to live in Los Angeles. She will definitely start back home with all of us.
And she’s also going to get a re-do for her birthday, considering that she spent it in rehab, which is sad on so many levels.
It was a very calm, low-key birthday. We couldn’t visit because it fell during the week, but we mailed her cards and gifts. We’re going to work it out to all go visit her again, and then we’re planning the pool party.
POOL PARTY!!! Actually, a pool party sounds f-cking fantastic right about now. Dina is also confident that Lindsay will be clean from now on, for real, saying,
It’s been a long road, and she’s going to be fine.
Okay. Last I checked though, New York was full of paparazzi, and I thought Lindsay was trying to avoid those.