Lindsay Lohan is done with rehab in August — my how the time flies — and she’s making some pretty grand plans for herself, like thinking about moving to a place where there aren’t swarms of paparazzi. Oh come on. Seriously. Seriously, Lindsay? Seriously? Come on. Come on, Lindsay. Lindsay. Come on now.
According to TMZ:
… we’ve learned [Lohan] plans to go deep into hiding after she gets out of rehab in August … to maintain her sobriety. Sources close to Lindsay tell us, she now realizes she’s been powerless in combating her addictions, and says cities like New York and L.A. only feed her demons … so she needs to get out STAT. […] we’re told she plans to move somewhere in the U.S. where there are no paparazzi […] Sources connected with her treatment claim the 12-step program has been working. We’re also told she’s deathly afraid of relapsing, and escape is her solution.
As for how long she wants to disappear, we’re told Lindsay’s not sure — as long as it takes.
This is the very definition of wishful thinking. It would be a great thing for her to do, but she will never do it. Once she gets out of rehab — the moment the paparazzi greet her as she gets to her car — she’ll realize she missed the attention and that she could never really leave LA or NYC, and all of those newly developed feelings will melt away, like the Wicked Witch of the West.
Come on. Come on, Lindsay. Seriously.