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Lohan Not Totally Insane; Rejects Sheen’s Mentor Offer

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Lindsay Lohan did something smart for a change, so naturally it made news. As we reported, yesterday Charlie “Only In America Would I Still Have A Career” Sheen offered to be Lindsay “This Tran Wreck Don’t Stop For No One” Lohan’s mentor:

From TMZ:

“I have a kinship with somebody [Lindsay] who clearly needs a mentor, whether she wants one or not. She can continue to hang out with her dress shredding club buddies, or turn to me for some advice from a guy who’s been down the road as well as every other side trail on the journey.”

He adds, “If she listens, she’ll win. If she doesn’t, that’s on her.”

In an amazing moment of clarity and brilliance, Ms. Lohan declined his offer. From TMZ again:

Sources close to LiLo tell TMZ … while she appreciates everything Sheen has done for her — and he’s done a lot — she would NEVER take him as a mentor. She’s saying she knows her life is “out of control,” but doesn’t think the precept, “It takes one to know one,” is the way to go.

She says she’s grateful Charlie gave her $100k for her back taxes and supported her in “Scary Movie 5.” Lindsay says she talks to Charlie from time to time … but gripes he has no business talking about her to the media.

This is HILARIOUS. Emilio, it’s your turn!

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  • At this point, can we just look at every decision that Blohan makes and say, “she should have done exactly the opposite.” Even if that includes turning down Sheen as a mentor? I mean, think of all the bills he could have paid, the arguably better (that’s not saying much) legal counsel he could have provided, and how much less “work” she’d have to do for him with all those hookers around (compared to her johns). I still call idiot on her.