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2Charlie Sheen Wants to Be Lindsay Lohan’s Mentor

Christ almighty, what is it with Charlie Sheen‘s obsession with Lindsay Lohan? He’s been throwing cash her way for months now to help with unpaid taxes, shredded dresses and the like… and now he wants to mentor her. I just can’t.

From TMZ:

Charlie tells TMZ, “I have a kinship with somebody [Lindsay] who clearly needs a mentor, whether she wants one or not. She can continue to hang out with her dress shredding club buddies, or turn to me for some advice from a guy who’s been down the road as well as every other side trail on the journey.”

He adds, “If she listens, she’ll win. If she doesn’t, that’s on her.”

Let’s get this straight. This crack-addicted womanizer who thinks “WINNING!” is a good catchphrase is going to teach another crackhead how to… what, smoke more crack? Talk completely bonkers nonsense in interviews so that people wonder if she’s gone off the deep end for good? I think she’s got that one covered, bro.

The blind should never lead the blind, people. What’s so difficult to understand? Also, she’s half his age and clearly not in her right mind – what’s his interest in her? If he truly believes he’s in a position to save anyone else, then he really has lost the plot and should be institutionalized… maybe in a cell right next to hers?

March 4, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer

2 Responses to “Charlie Sheen Wants to Be Lindsay Lohan’s Mentor”

  1. Julia says:

    It’s sad but she is gonna be the next one we read about dying :( she was talented and could have had everything if not for drugs ! What’s even sadder is theirs not one stable person to step in and help her :(

  2. Webster says:

    I think a lot of stable people have tried to help her but she’s not ready to listen to what she doesn’t want to hear yet or ever.

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