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2Charlie Sheen + Lindsay Lohan = BFFs

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Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen may as well poke string through two empty soup cans like Molly of the American Girls series, because they are apparently best friends forever. Or someting else. Either way, Mr. Sheen (not Martin obviously), is helping Lohan pay her debts AND paid for the gown she wore to the amFAR (The Foundation for AIDS Resarch) event. Really? It cost that much? Lohan’s dress looked like the ones you could get at a vintage store on Ventura boulevard in Sherman Oaks. WHICH IS FINE. Just baffling that she asked someone to go halfies on it, let alone Charlie Sheen. Has homegirl not heard of Rent the Runway?

Sheen apparently offered to help Lohan with her insane debts, to the sum of 200k+ and Lohan reportedly refused. And is allegedly doing other things to cover that debt. Out of all of the men you’re going to refuse, is Charlie Sheen really going to be one of them? I’m not sure whether to be proud or disappointed. Charlie Sheen is the jerk of all jerks, but for whatever reason he wants to help you, and you’re turning that down in favor of letting your mom “help” you and whatever men you’re “dating”?

WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO FOR YOU OR CARE ABOUT FOR YOU? I’m out. I’ve checked out. When you hit rock bottom and you refuse help from CHARLIE EFFING SHEEN who has hit the rockiest of bottoms and yet for whatever reason has gotten another chance, it’s time to soldier up and GET A JOB.

February 13, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives

2 Responses to “Charlie Sheen + Lindsay Lohan = BFFs”

  1. kimcheee says:

    What kind of job should she get? Who will hire her? She is dating men and accepting gifts. You know what’s so effing awesome about that? She won’t have to pay any tax on the gifts she receives as a ‘sugar baby’ because it was just ruled that they are exempt from taxation. :D LOL. Did she call Al Gore?!

  2. She’s not going to AMFAR to git munny. She’s goin’ there to GIT munny.. hunny!

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