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Who’s The Hottest Man in Music?

A photo of David Bowie

Unfortunately, no, it’s not David Bowie, because it’s not 1973 and the world is not fair. But you know, I’m not going to put who it really is right at the very beginning. That wouldn’t be any fun at all.

Before we get started guessing, let me tell you how this guy was selected. Heat magazine did this big poll to find the world’s sexiest man, right? The winner was Tom Daley – a British diver, go figure – and behind him were people like Channing Tatum and Ryan Gosling and David Beckham. But we’re talking about the musician that got the highest ranking: the hottest man in music today. Who could it be?

I can think of tons of hot dudes in music, ok, let’s just be real. You can, too. It’s not hard. But I want you to think about who the absolute hottest is. Who is the guy who is the most attractive to the most people? Any guesses?

Harry Styles. It’s Harry Styles. No, really, it’s Taylor Swift‘s 18-year-old ex-boyfriend from that boy band, One Direction. It’s this guy:

A photo of Harry Styles

I’ll admit, he’s pretty cute, but so are bunnies. I wouldn’t call bunnies “hot,” and it would kind of creep me out if you did. But that face right there … that’s the hottest the music world has to offer these days. Just let that sink in for a minute. The absolute hottest.

I am so, so disappointed with the world.

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