0Channing Tatum is NOT heading for divorce

Apparently rumours have been swirling that there’s trouble in paradise when it comes to Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan-Tatum‘s marriage, and apparently they were soon to be headed for divorce. Of course, that’s just bullshit tabloid shit, as the couple’s reps have spoken out to correct these “reports” and assure everyone that their relationship is just fine.

From US Weekly:

After Star magazine claimed Channing Tatum and his wife Jenna Dewan Tatum are headed for divorce on June 24, the couple’s reps tells Us Weekly exclusively the report couldn’t be more false.

“It’s disappointing to see another example of Star magazine using outright lies to sell their weekly covers and trying to pass it off as journalism,” reps for the couple tell Us. “Their current delusional cover couldn’t be further from the truth.”

On the cover of the magazine, Star writes: “Channing & Jenna: $50 Million Divorce Shocker!” adding that “Channing constantly hits on women” and “removes his wedding ring.”

Yep, none of that’s true. In fact, they’re apparently happier than ever and are doing just fine. They just had a baby a little over a year ago and are enjoying being parents together. Point of the story? Don’t believe everything you read, obviously.

June 26, 2014 at 6:00 am by Jennifer

0Channing Tatum arm wrestles and beatboxes on Jimmy Fallon

Channing Tatum is on the promo stroll for 22 Jump Street – which, by the way, was pretty hilarious (I went to see it yesterday) in a really stupid way – and as part of it, he stopped by Jimmy Fallon’s Late Show to do some beatboxing and some arm wrestling. The results? Eh, you decide:

I like Channing Tatum. He seems like a bit of a simpleton, but also like a pretty low-key, nice guy.

June 9, 2014 at 8:30 am by Jennifer

0So, ’22 Jump Street’ looks pretty hilarious

I know movies tend to do this thing where they release the best possible clips as promo before its release, most of the time leading to a big disappointment when you ACTUALLY go see it. That’s probably what’s happening with 22 Jump Street, but the newest clip of Channing Tatum‘s character being terrible (an understatement) at accents totally makes me want to see it:

To be 100% honest, I don’t remember much about 21 Jump Street, but I did watch it (and laugh) during a flight to the UK a little over a year ago. “Didn’t hate it” is almost equivalent to “liked it, would watch again” in my book (ALMOST), so I’d give this a chance if someone releases a cam of it.

Side note: Jonah Hill is kinda the worst, but he’s also really funny.

April 9, 2014 at 10:30 am by Jennifer

2Yikes: Channing Tatum’s Pre-Fame Model Photos

Before Channing Tatum was what people are convincing me is a household name, he did some modeling. At first glance of the above photo of him in a fur jacket, I thought Macklemore shaved his head. But no! That is Channing Tatum.

According to People, who posted these photos, “Tatum was an in-demand model, taking the runway for Diddy‘s Sean John line and Marc Ecko at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in New York City.”

Really? What do you guys think of these?

I do not see the appeal in this man. Honestly, I think he is probably the least attractive man in Hollywood. I’m not alone!

July 20, 2013 at 12:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives

0Channing Tatum Likes Getting Naked, Sculpting Women’s Bodies

Channing Tatum is a funny fella. Kind of an okay actor, new dad and now… sculptor and secret nudist? Keep your hands on your keyboards, ladies and homosexual gentlemen – it’s totally innocent. He just… doesn’t like wearing clothes at home and really likes sculpting women’s bodies – so long as they’re hot and look like his wife‘s.

From Elle:

ELLE: She once said as soon as you get home, you get naked. What’s that about?

CT: I don’t really know. I have a really nice back porch where the pool is. Once the shoes are off, the socks come off too, and then everything else downstairs just follows at some point.

ELLE: I heard you’re a sculptor. What do you sculpt?

CT: I really love anatomy, in general. I like sculpting bodies.

ELLE: Are we talking live, nude models?

CT: Not yet. I’m sure that’s on the docket. My sculptures look like my wife. Not pregnant. [Laughs] Her old body.

Oh yeah, God forbid – who would want to sculpt PREGNANT bodies? Yucky! I’m rolling my eyes. But whatever. Go forth and create your art, bro – let no one stand in the way. Or something.

I wonder if he’s actually decent at sculpting? I mean, I don’t really wonder, but for the sake of this article, I do. Whatever, it’s a national holiday, news is slow.

July 4, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer

0Channing Tatum Showed You His Daughter Because He Knew You Jerks Wanted It

Channing Tatum posted a photo of his and Jenna Dewan‘s new baby girl online on Father’s Day for the world to see, and some people wondered why he put it on Facebook rather than getting a hefty sum from People or some other entertainment rag. Well, the answer is simple: paparazzi assholes would just keep chasing them for pics of the kid, so they decided to put one out there themselves to get photographers off their backs.

From ET Canada:

“We didn’t want to go through a tabloid — we just wanted to let it out so paparazzi would stop trying to hound us,” Tatum, 33, tells ET Canada. “You know, here it is, that’s it. Now, let us be.”

Since showing off his 3-week-old to the world, the White House Down star admits the majority of daddy duty has been continuing on his supportive streak, always on hand to help out where needed.

“[Jenna's] tired. Those first few months, it’s just ridiculous, just [taxing],” he says. “All I can really do is just sit there and change diapers … and get them food. Whatever they want.”

Fair enough – can’t argue with that one. The baby’s cute, they seem happy, our work is done here.

June 25, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer