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1Harry Styles and Kendall Jenner Have Stopped Having Sex For Now

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Harry Styles and Kendall Jenner have apparently been having sex for a few months now, even though they’ve denied it. They’ve been photographed together quite a few times, spent birthday together, yada yada. Well, in what will be completely and utterly shocking news, they’re no longer doing it and have “split”.

From The Sun (via the Daily Mail)

A source told The Sun: ‘Kendall has been focusing on her modelIing and Harry is preparing for work on the band’s fourth album, as well as their stadium tour.

‘The reality is that with everything they both have going on, it’s impossible to sustain anything serious.’

The pair first started dating in November after meeting in Los Angeles, and then confirmed their romance with a skiing holiday over the Christmas holidays.

Well, I don’t know about you, but I’m devastated. I really thought those two were gonna make it! If Kendall Jenner and Harry Styles can’t make it work, what does that say for the rest of us?! WORST NEWS EVER!!

And… scene.

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February 25, 2014 at 5:55 am by Jennifer

5Here’s Harry Styles’ Bare Ass, Peeing in the Bushes

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If you’ve ever wanted to see the junk in Harry Styles‘ trunk, here’s your chance. Apparently a few years back, Harry went out on the piss, as the English say, and needed to relieve himself. Instead of using a proper toilet or going somewhere discrete, Harry just shoved his pants ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE ANKLE (why? Is this seriously something men do?) and went for it.

Twitter user @JagChaggarTutis posted the photo and even tagged Harry in it, asking if the One Direction member (lol) had any recollection of the night in question, and while Harry didn’t respond directly, he did soon after tweet the following:


Of course, that then got Sir Mix-a-Lot involved and he was incredulous that the photo is even Harry (and it doesn’t look anything like him, to be fair) and then Mix promised a fan that he was trying to “limit the spreading”, which… let’s all just take it down a few notches.


In any case, now you’ve seen Harry Styles’ ass. I bet your life feels more complete now.

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January 28, 2014 at 4:30 pm by Jennifer

8Mark Wahlberg on Harry Styles: ‘I want to punch that little prick’

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Mark Wahlberg is your standard, run-of-the-mill tough guy (or so he thinks), so he often says shit that he probably thinks sounds really impressive but actually just makes him look sorta corny and like a bit of an asshole. Latest case in point: during an interview on Conan this week, Mark revealed that his daughter is a big fan of One Direction – and band member Harry Styles, in particular.

Well, Mark doesn’t like that his daughters – one of which who is only 4 years old, keep in mind – likes anyone other than her own father, so he wants to beat the shit out of Harry Styles, who is a “prick” by virtue of his daughter being a fan. I know he wasn’t being serious (one would assume) and that he probably thought he was being “funny” and making a “joke”, but eh… no thanks, bro.

“Now the girls have turned to One Direction, they don’t care about Dad anymore. My 4-year-old’s going, ‘Daddy, I like Harry.’ And I’m like, ‘Well, I’m gonna punch Harry in the nose when I see him.’ I get jealous. If I see that little prick he’s gonna get it.”

Mmkay.

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January 10, 2014 at 8:30 am by Jennifer

1Harry Styles Took the Paparazzi to Court and Won

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Harry Styles is unarguably the most popular member of the most popular boy band in the world right now, so it makes sense that he’d be hounded by photographers wherever he goes. That can get more than a little intrusive, so Harry did what many have done before him: he went to court to get an order to keep the paparazzi from hounding him… and he won.

A judge at the High Court ruled that photogs can no longer follow Harry “voluntarily” (is there any other way?) but apparently this whole no harassment order doesn’t mean that fans can’t still talk to him.

Here’s how his lawyer David Sherborne put it:

“This is not a privacy order. Mr Styles is not trying to prevent fans approaching him in the street and taking photos.

“He remains happy to do that, as he always has. Rather, it is the method or tactics which have been used by a certain type of photographer.”

Fair enough. Sure, you sorta sign up for a certain amount of bullshit when you get famous, but there also need to be limits. It’s just a shame those limits aren’t borne from like, human decency and have to be dictated in court.

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December 17, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
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1Harry Styles Thinks David Beckham Isn’t Iconic Enough

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Harry Styles is in need of an icon, apparently. I guess he grew up looking up to David Beckham but now David’s getting a bit worse for wear in the icon department, apparently (says the boy band member who will be forgotten in 10 years time) and he needs someone new to come on the scene.

From OK Magazine:

“I think he was everybody’s idol when I was growing up. When people asked you that question, you almost needed a back-up answer because everyone would say, ‘David Beckham!’”

“We actually met once when we were performing in LA. He brought his kids to our concert. He’s a really nice guy.”

So, Harry’s really not meaning to offend David Beckham, he just feels like his own idol should be someone more creative. I don’t really get why it matters if a person inspires more than one other, but I guess I sorta kinda get what he’s saying?

Anyway, Harry also thinks David needs to be knighted:

“I think he really deserves it. It makes sense because he’s such a national treasure. To be honest, I already thought he was Sir David Beckham anyway!”

Fair enough.

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December 16, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer

0Harry Style’s Fashion Sense Is Award-Worthy, I Guess

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How would I describe Harry Styles‘ fashion sense? Well, it’s like he pulled a few items out of Burt Reynolds’ hamper in the dark and threw it on himself, throwing in a scarf he found hanging off a car’s muffler for completion. But apparently, that’s style! Harry… Style(s). Sorry, I couldn’t help myself.

That’s right, Harry Styles picked up a trophy at the British Fashion Awards ceremony held in London on Tuesday night. He was given the British Style Award, which was voted by the public and hilarious (but totally not worth mentioning) sponsored by Vodafone. That outfit above is Hedi Slimane, which is code for “really fucking expensive” but still ugly, so take that as you will. Either way, he beat Kate Middleton, Cara Delevingne and David Beckham for the honour. Never underestimate the power of screaming teenage girls to sabotage anything vote-based.

If we’re giving awards for ugly clothes, by the way, honourable mention goes to Rita Ora, who turned up looking like Jessica Rabbit put through the black & white filter on Photoshop.

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December 4, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
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