In between sexting with Ke$ha and singing some awful (but awfully catchy) songs for screaming throngs of pre-teens, there’s one thing Harry Styles likes to do, and it’s cleaning. He’s so into cleaning, in fact, that he’s starting to drive some of his One Direction bandmates a little insane.
From The Daily Star:
Hazza, 19, is so obsessed with keeping their 30-foot tour bus clean he makes his pals wear slippers so they don’t dirty the floor.
A crew member told us: “Harry loves everything to be neat and tidy. He’s fixated with keeping the tour bus clean.
“He watches to make sure no-one drops food anywhere and asked people to leave their shoes at the door and wear slippers.
“He went to a supermarket and bought a ton of cleaning products as he didn’t think the bus was clean enough.
“Everyone has their own quirky habits, but we all call him Mrs Mop.”
I don’t see how wanting to be clean is a “quirk”. I mean, I used to be messy as hell until I grew up and realised how disgusting and lazy it is not to clean up after yourself and keep your living space tidy. Now I live with a roommate who will cook three meals a day and pile the dishes up for at least two days before she thinks about washing them. NOT COOL, people. Not cool.
You go, Mrs Mop.
May 21, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
From E! Online:
“We’ve texted here and there,” Ke$ha exclusively revealed to me yesterday at the MTV Movie Awards. “No sexting—not yet. Maybe he can be my cougar bait.”
At 26, Ke$ha is seven years older than Styles. As 1D fans know, Styles certainly likes the older ladies.
“It could be really fun,” Ke$ha said.
Uh… how about no? I don’t think Harry has particularly discerning tastes or whatever (nor does she), but for some reason I cannot see this one happening. I think Harry would get freaked out by how absolutely f-cking mental Ke$ha is, and she’d probably not be too keen on all the STDs he’s got. ZING! I kid (or do I?) – either way, something tells me he didn’t respond to her last text after reading this.
April 16, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
This story isn’t so much a surprise as it is an LOL moment, since Taylor Swift has finally admitted that she wrote her hit single ‘I Knew You Were Trouble’ about none other than One Direction singer and ex-boyfriend Harry Styles.
From The Sunday Times (via DigitalSpy)
“You’re balancing the analytical side of your brain, which is telling you where to go and how to go there, with the other side of your brain, which is saying, ‘Feel everything you’re singing, and show it on your face. Feel everything exactly as you felt it when you wrote the song’,” Swift told The Sunday Times magazine.
Asked how she felt knowing Styles was watching the performance [at the 2013 BRIT awards] in the audience, she replied: “Well, it’s not hard to access that emotion when the person the song is directed at is standing by the side of the stage watching.”
Oh, snap! The one thing about this that doesn’t make sense, though, is the timeline. Didn’t Taylor and Harry start dating well after the Red album, which ‘I Knew You Were Trouble’ appears on, was released? How could it have been about him when she wrote it ages before they even met/got together?
Whatever, we’ll just go with it.
March 18, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer
Harry Styles usually goes for women that are old enough to be his mother since girls his own age rarely put out or whatever, but he’s staying in his peer group for now and is apparently interested in bagging Jennifer Lawrence. He apparently went so far as to tweet a fake account (she’s not even on Twitter) in hopes of getting closer. Since JLaw has a molecule of common sense, there’s a better chance of Lindsay Lohan going to prison for 10 years than there is of Harry getting into her pants, but whatever.
Before the Oscars Harry also tweeted to say that he thought Jennifer deserved to win an Oscar, but it turned out that he’d not actually seen Silver Linings Playbook because a few days later he tweeted that he’s just watched the film and that he “really liked it.”
“He was hoping to start chatting to her casually on Twitter – he’s done it with loads of other celebs before – but didn’t realise it wasn’t the real Jennifer Lawrence,” a source tells heat exclusively
“He’s not getting ahead of himself, but he’d love to meet her – though she’s one of the few girls he might not be able to keep his cool around.”
This is so random and bizarre that it’s probably not true, but God bless him if it is. After all, who doesn’t have a little crush on Jennifer Lawrence? She’s hilarious, intelligent, a great actress, down-to-earth and pretty. Sounds like a good combo to me. Still, being so great means she’ll have her pick of the litter and I don’t think ‘womanizing member of a here today/gone tomorrow boy band’ is anywhere on her list. Who knows, though? Crazier things have happened.
March 17, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer
Justin Bieber‘s fans are nuts, Lady GaGa‘s are slightly worse and One Direction‘s are taking the cake this week for sending death threats to another fan who was lucky enough to be chosen by Harry Styles to come on stage during one of their recent concerts in Belfast and is now apparently his girlfriend.
From The Sun:
Jealous girls vowed to kill Shaniece Nesbitt, 18, after she spent the night with Harry at his hotel after a gig.
The Sun told yesterday how the singer, 19, singled her out in Belfast because she looked like actress Megan Fox.
Terrified Shaniece deleted her Facebook account yesterday.
A pal told The Sun: “Shaniece has been getting messages saying she deserves to die.”
Meanwhile the band deleted a Twitter call for fans to post snaps of tattoos after fears their under-age followers would get inked.
Once again, can kids under the age of 18 not be allowed online? That’ll be the day some 12-year-old whose mother still pays for her Teen Beat subscription is going to tell some grown ass adult (because at 18 you are, technically, an adult) that they’re going to kill her because she got to f-ck her favourite star. Like, just no. Plus, throwing a shoe at him, I can see, but how is Harry Styles even worth tweeting about, let alone going to jail over? I swear, I hate teenagers.
March 11, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer
Taylor Swift and Harry Styles were only together for a hot minute, but that doesn’t mean stories about them in the press have to stop. Both parties have kept mum about one another since the break-up, but oh well! We’ll still milk this one for all it’s worth, this time by talking to… Harry Styles’ tattoo artist in the US. (First of all, why does he have a US-based tattoo artist and a UK one? Second of all, what’s with all the tattoo talk lately?)
From The Daily Star:
Harry’s LA tattooist and confidant Freddy Negrete has a very different take on the doomed relationship, however. He believes they were never in love.
Freddy, 56, who has spent hours tattooing the One Direction star, 19, in his Hollywood studio, even hints their fling could have been a publicity stunt.
In an exclusive interview he said: “Harry and Taylor didn’t seem in love at all. There wasn’t a sparkle in Harry’s eye.
They were kind and respectful to each other but didn’t have stars in their eyes.
“They seemed more like friends. Harry wasn’t in love and it wasn’t serious for him. They weren’t romantic at all. He was just casual – they weren’t staring into each other’s eyes. Taylor came towards the end of his ship tattoo and sat with him but there was nothing magical going on.”
Well, generally if “magic” is happening, you don’t break up like, two months after you start dating, so this isn’t surprising. Also, way to lose business for yourself, bro. Harry’s never coming back to you since he knows you run your mouth to the press about your clientele. Though I suppose he can relive their memories by tattooing Harry’s face on all the One Direction fans that are going to start pouring in, now. Ugh, enough!