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Harry Styles got naked with his cousins

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Okay, perhaps that headline was slightly more salacious (and kinda gross, I suppose) than need be. It’s not like Harry Styles was doing anything sexual with his cousins while naked (mostly naked?). He was just… sitting on a couch playing video games and posting for pictures that would later end up on Instagram, as you do. And his cousins remained clothed, which is even more bizarre.

I wonder if Anna Todd wrote THAT one into her fanfic. I don’t get this at all – when, where, how, why… none of it. But if you’re a Harry Styles fan, I guess, uh… enjoy?

A popular Harry Styles fanfic to be released as an actual book

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There are so many amazing writers in the world who are slogging their guts out on a daily basis just to try and even get a literary agent to give them the time of day and read a piece of original fiction. It’s always been a tough business, but it’s gotten even harder in the past decade or so, since now even the book business refuses to go for original creative content and instead prefers to repurpose shitty pop culture pieces in book form.

That’s exactly what’s happening with a popular Harry Styles fanfic called After. The story has apparently been published on something called Wattpad, which is for aspiring writers, and has had over 800 million views, which is depressing / scary. Scarier still, major publishing house Simon & Schuster has picked up the story and it’s a six-figure deal for the author, Anna Todd, which basically makes me want to go smash myself through the nearest plate glass window.

According to Hypable, After is apparently about an 18-year-old college student called Tessa who gets good grades and is a good girl… until she mades a wild child named Harry, with too many tattoos and piercings, who “shatters her plans”. WHY GOD WHY? Harry’s name will apparently change in the published book version to save them from a potential lawsuit, but dear God, this is just dire. Todd has also apparently signed the world audio and movie rights to the “story”, as well.

You can read the first chapter of the story here, if you’re a masochist.

Harry Styles and Kendall Jenner Have Stopped Having Sex For Now

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Harry Styles and Kendall Jenner have apparently been having sex for a few months now, even though they’ve denied it. They’ve been photographed together quite a few times, spent birthday together, yada yada. Well, in what will be completely and utterly shocking news, they’re no longer doing it and have “split”.

From The Sun (via the Daily Mail)

A source told The Sun: ‘Kendall has been focusing on her modelIing and Harry is preparing for work on the band’s fourth album, as well as their stadium tour.

‘The reality is that with everything they both have going on, it’s impossible to sustain anything serious.’

The pair first started dating in November after meeting in Los Angeles, and then confirmed their romance with a skiing holiday over the Christmas holidays.

Well, I don’t know about you, but I’m devastated. I really thought those two were gonna make it! If Kendall Jenner and Harry Styles can’t make it work, what does that say for the rest of us?! WORST NEWS EVER!!

And… scene.

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