The Internet’s collective head vaguely exploded on Thursday because two “bombshells” (i.e. misleading photos) hit the web and now everyone wants to know the answer to a very important question: WHO IS TAYLOR SWIFT BANGING? There are two possible routes we can go here. Let’s explore them both.
Theory 1: Taylor is back with Harry Styles
This picture is from the other night and basically everyone is going nuts because LOOK AT HIS ARM AROUND HER WAIST AND LOOK HOW SHE’S LEANING INTO HIM AND WE ALL KNOW EVERY SONG ON 1989 IS ABOUT HIM ANYWAY SO ARE THEY DOING IT OR WHAT???
Ahem. I mean, you know. Look, Taylor Swift and Harry Styles are NEVER going to work long term. He’s a playboy (and also rumoured to be gay/in a long-term relationship with his One Direction bandmate Liam, in a coupling known as “Larry” online – seriously, fans are HARDCORE about this shit) and is with someone different every week. Taylor is the “good girl” and wants stability and cute kittens and the simple but glamourous life. They don’t work in any sense… but maybe that’s why they do. Opposite attract, as they say, and maybe they just can’t stay away from each other whenever they meet up. Or maybe it’s just a picture.
But this picture is complicated, because then we have this, also from this week…
Theory 2: Taylor is having a relationship with BFF Karlie Kloss
The picture is blurry, sure, but it seems as though BFFs Taylor and model Karlie Kloss are… a little more than friends. Another bystander claimed they were just “talking”, but that does look pretty intimate… though perhaps that’s just wishful thinking. The issue that makes it hard to determine is that apparently young girls go on with each other like this – holding hands, cuddling, basically a bunch of relationship shit that stops just short of actually having sex. Are they making out? Are they together? If so, how does Karlie feel about Taylor hanging all over Harry in the above photo? Or do they have an open relationship and she’s in on it?
Here’s a zoom of the kissing if you’re interested:
THERE IS SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT, HERE.
Famed scientist Paula Abdul was wrong: opposites do NOT attract.
I think she and Harry just want people to talk. You can tell with her smirking smirk in that smirking photo.
Eh. I don’t care, but maybe it was loud wherever the girls were and they had to get close to hear each other. But if they’re in love, I’m happy for them!
TayTay likes girls
Well, she’ll get warts from both of them, just in different ends! D’oh! D’oh! D’oh! I gotta say, Karlie Kloss is purty hot!
Jen, that photo with Harry is a manip made by the Taylor fandom. The two were at the same vsfa after party but were never photographed together. Instead, two separate photos were combined into this very convincing manip lol.
Ha, that makes a lot of sense. The internet did those manips of Emma Watson and Harry Styles supposedly in a photobooth together earlier in the week. Some people have too much time on their hands!!
Ooooh I love the Taylor/Karlie theory I do.