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17Blind Item: Is Gwyneth Paltrow Having An Affair with Jay-Z?

A photo of Gwyneth Paltrow and Jay-Z

From Blind Gossip:

We aren’t easily surprised, but this one definitely shocked us.

These two celebrity couples have been known to hang out together. The wives are especially close friends.

The first wife is a beautiful, award-winning Actress who has also done some singing on TV and in films. The second wife is an beautiful, award-winning Singer who has also done some acting on TV and in films. Both women’s husbands are also famous and very successful in the entertainment industry.

Well, two of these people are even closer than we thought. It turns out that the Actress has hooked up several times with the Singer’s husband in the past few years.

This surprised us for several reasons. First, because the two women are practically best friends, and their friendship would end if the Singer ever found out. Second, because all of these people travel and are photographed so much that it would take some crazy planning to have an affair without anybody noticing. And third, because the Actress had a history of dating very attractive guys when she was a single lady… and the Singer’s husband doesn’t exactly fall into that category.

So this is pretty clear, right? Gwyneth Paltrow is the actress who sings sometimes, Beyonce is the singer who acts sometimes. They’re total besties. The actress’ history of dating very attractive dudes, that’s Brad Pitt. Nobody calls Jay-Z pretty. It’s pretty simple, isn’t it?

But while I don’t have any doubts that this is what the blind item is about, I kind of don’t believe it. I just really, really can’t see Gwyneth Paltrow and Jay-Z boning. Can you? Can you even try? I started to, but then my brain kind of shut down, like it was telling me that I was about to unnecessarily hurt myself.

What do you guys think about this?

January 18, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Emily

17 Responses to “Blind Item: Is Gwyneth Paltrow Having An Affair with Jay-Z?”

  1. Kimbra says:

    I hope she told Jay-Z to pull up his frickin’ pants.

  2. Scout says:

    Gross. Just gross. Nope. Also boring.

  3. ally1429 says:

    Yeah, but have either Gwyneth or Beyoncé done anything on TV?

  4. Jella says:

    Yup, Goop did Glee, The New Normal and some TV movies way back in the day and Beyonce did Carmen: A Hiphopera along with cartoon voice work.

  5. Junebug says:

    You’re grasping here.. Must not be any thing good to write about.

  6. cece says:

    smh!!!! everytime there’s rumors of a couple cheating, you never pick anyone but, bey and jay. leave them alone this could be anyone, you already reported jay creeped with 5 different when in this month of january. its starting to sound like your lying and want attention.

  7. cece says:

    you made this cheap blind item from a picture from 5years ago, i mean some might be true but, not all. you doing too much

  8. Grace says:

    I can absolutely believe this. Jay-Z would definitely do it. Gwyneth plays vanilla goop for the public while doing wild stuff behind closed doors. That’s why she never misses her husband until she needs a photo op.
    This may be the real reason Bey keeps getting blonder, exercising endlessly, and bleaching her skin into oblivion. She knows her husband’s real preference. Skinny White chicks that resemble teenaged boys? Definitely.

  9. anja says:

    No, I don’t believe that.
    Beyonce had a few moments when she was clearly saying that Jay’s cheating on her, but imo not with GP.

  10. DarkEmpress says:

    No. Jay-Z is not that dumb. He knows Beyonce would leave him in a hot minute and I bet the prenup they signed had a cheating clause where he would be making a big payout to her if he ever strayed. Once her dad cheated on her mom she basically cut him out of her life. If she did that to her dad when she was daddy’s girl, she would definitely leave Jay.

  11. Penny says:

    Am I the only one who’s obsessing over how skinny Jay’s legs are?

  12. puddin says:

    We’ll know for sure when Goop publishes some condescending advice about how to carry on an affair with class, elegance, and taste.

  13. misscandyapple says:

    That’s not the only person he is cheating with he has alot of outside hoes hahaha!!!!

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