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Let’s All Watch This Video of Gwyneth Paltrow Dancing

If you were the average viewer, you’d probably describe this video as a video of Jay-Z rapping. You might call it a video of Jay-Z rapping with Chris Martin bouncing around and saying something into the microphone every now and then. But I am not the average viewer, and I’m sure many of you aren’t either. So for me, and perhaps for you, this is a hilarious video of Gwyneth Paltrow dancing.

Why don’t you do yourself a favor and treat yourself by watching this video? You’re worth it. She does this thing where she keeps raising up one hand, and I think at one point she might grab her crotch.

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