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16Let’s All Watch This Video of Gwyneth Paltrow Dancing

If you were the average viewer, you’d probably describe this video as a video of Jay-Z rapping. You might call it a video of Jay-Z rapping with Chris Martin bouncing around and saying something into the microphone every now and then. But I am not the average viewer, and I’m sure many of you aren’t either. So for me, and perhaps for you, this is a hilarious video of Gwyneth Paltrow dancing.

Why don’t you do yourself a favor and treat yourself by watching this video? You’re worth it. She does this thing where she keeps raising up one hand, and I think at one point she might grab her crotch.

January 4, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Emily
Filed Under: Gwyneth Paltrow

16 Responses to “Let’s All Watch This Video of Gwyneth Paltrow Dancing”

  1. RayRay says:

    Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow. Two of the most apparently boring people ever to have lived… Boy, did she look socially awkward in this though.

  2. Anonymous says:

    She’s unexpectedly hip. Can’t frown upon white girls with soul.

  3. pufinstuf says:

    A long time ago, one of my friends said to me “You are the whitest person I have ever known.” At the time, Gwyneth Paltrow wasn’t famous yet. LOL.

  4. kimcheee says:

    All of the step-touch dancers can relax – Gwyneth has made it “cool”. Her hubby is a joke dancer too. White people can’t dance. But since I’m white, I’m allowed to say that…..

  5. rubberduckylove says:

    Gwennie got swag! Ha I kid, I kid.

  6. Lo says:

    Her posture drives me crazy! Push your shoulders back!

  7. Kimbra says:

    What strikes me is the massive ego of Jay-Z and the a** kissery of Martin and Paltrow.

  8. Sam says:

    Chris actually fucking rocked that. Gwen just looked awkward… she’s so skinny and her posture is awful…

    Jay-Z is disgusting, as per usual.

  9. Janette says:

    She’s hip, please, I think not. She’s got rhythm, not even close. She’s such a complete boor. I want to wish her into the cornfield.

  10. Chuck says:

    Jay Z’s fashion sense failed him with that ridiculous coat he’s wearing.

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