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Did Chris Martin run over a photographer with his Jeep?

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There’s something a bit fishy in this story, truth be told… Apparently Chris Martin hit a photographer with his Jeep, or so the pap claims, despite the fact that he was was nearly jumping in front of the damn car. There’s also the fact that another photog just so happened to catch the incident on film… from across the street (so clearly he wasn’t there to get pics of Chris).

From TMZ:

Chris and Gwyneth Paltrow went to E Baldi Restaurant with their 2 kids and all was fine, but on the way out a photog runs up to take their photo and says he was struck by their jeep. An ambulance was called and the pap was taken to the hospital.

Here’s the weird thing. The photog who took pics of the accident was standing across the street. It’s unclear why a cameraman would be so far away, because there was a clear shot of the family from the restaurant side … right on the sidewalk. In fact, 3 other photogs were perched right there.

We’ve never seen a photog take pics from across that street … so, as we said, it’s weird he’s the one who got shots of the accident.

And as the injured photog is taken away on a stretcher, he’s looking directly into the camera.

Gotta love a scammer. Not getting much in payment from your shitty shots you sell to US Weekly? Jump in front of a celeb’s car and try to sue for it! That’ll totally work.

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Are Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin still a thing?

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Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin enjoyed a rather short-lived romance in 2014 that was over far too soon (much to Gwyneth’s pleasure). However, it seems like they haven’t really shut the door on love as they actually just went to dinner at Kiwami Sushi in Studio City on Tuesday – right in time for the new year!

“They were engulfed in their little world of conversation,” a fellow diner tells PEOPLE about the “fun” dinner. “They were into each other and not noticing anyone else around them.”

Tucked away at a table towards the back of the restaurant, Lawrence, 24, and Martin, 37, “seemed to be just content with each other,” says the source. “He was really listening to what she was saying.”

I love that this is breaking commentary on what happened. I don’t know about you, but when you go to dinner with someone, don’t you give them your attention and generally expect them to listen to you when you’re talking? That’s not romance, that’s manners. But who knows, maybe there really is a love connection here! I was always a fan of this pairing, so stay tuned for this one!

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Gwyneth Paltrow knew Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin wouldn’t last

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Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin recently called off their short-lived romance for unknown reason, and many people were surprised since things seemed to be going well. The one person who wasn’t surprised, however, was Gwyneth Paltrow, who knew it would never last between them, apparently.

From Radar Online :

News of the Lawrence – Martin split broke on Monday, but according to a source, “Gwyneth wasn’t surprised by it. She never thought the relationship was going to last because of their age difference. Jen is 24 and Chris is 37. Plus, Jen complained to Chris that she felt like the third wheel in their relationship because of all the time he spent with his kids.”

Meanwhile, “Gwyneth always pressured Chris to spend more time with Apple and Moses,” the source revealed. “The kids would constantly call Chris when he was with Jennifer, and whatever they were doing would have to come to a standstill. There was always the expectation from Gwyneth that Chris should spend even more time with the kids.”

Oh, dear. That sounds like hateration of the highest degree, no matter how true it is (like, the fact that they were never going to last).  OF COURSE Goop is going to think that Chris Martin will never find anyone as great as she is and as refined and classy and wonderful. Of course she’s going to think JLaw – who burps and eats and talks about shitting herself in interviews – is going to be looked down upon. Whatever, man.

Then again, maybe she never said any of this at all… but I feel like there’s a root of truth here.

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Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin are over

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Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin have only been dating for about four months, but their romance is already over. Jennifer apparently broke up with Chris and no one seems to know why! After all, things seemed to be going so well! :( WHYYYYYYY!

Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin have split.

“Jen is the one who broke it off with Chris,” a source tells PEOPLE.

Like, that’s literally all we know. That’s it. BOO! I was rooting for these two!

What do you think happened?

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Is Jennifer Lawrence two-timing Chris Martin with John Mayer?

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Uh oh, there might be trouble in paradise already! Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin only very recently began dating, but already it seems like another man is trying to get up in there: John Mayer. Chris and Jennifer took their relationship public for the first time last week when they attended a friend’s birthday dinner at the Chateau Marmont together… but people are already trying to start shit and saying that she’s also spending a whole lot of time with John.

From News.com.au:

Gossip website Hollywood Life has a source who claims Mayer has “had a thing for Jennifer for quite some time” and began pursuing her some months ago.

They reportedly enjoyed an intimate dinner together a few weeks back, despite her reported involvement with Martin.

I mean, this sorta sounds like nothing, so I’m going to give Jennifer the benefit of the doubt and hope that she’s intelligent enough not to even THINK of going there with Mayer. I totally want the Jennifer Lawrence/Chris Martin pairing to last – they’re so unlikely that I think it might just work.

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Chris Martin loves Jennifer Lawrence because she’s nothing like Gwyneth Paltrow

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One of the stranger rumours/confirmed stories (?) making the rounds over the last week is that Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin are a new couple. Neither of their spokespeople have denied the romance yet and magazines are still reporting it, so it could be true – who knows? If it is true, The Sun (via Daily Mail) claims to know exactly why these two are so well suited: Jennifer is the anti-Goop.

‘Jennifer is loads of fun and they can’t stop laughing when they are together,’ a source told The Sun newspaper.

‘Chris feels he is dating someone who has everything he’s been missing out on in the past 11 years.

Friends believe that Jennifer is good for Chris following his split in March from clean-living 41-year-old Gwyneth.

Gwyneth is renowned for her healthy diet and strict fitness routine, while Jennifer smokes and enjoys tucking into pizza.

The source said Chris feels the Hunger Games star has given him a ‘new lease of life.’

‘Jennifer doesn’t take herself too seriously and when she is not filming she just wants to hang out and have a good time,’ the source added.

I mean, obviously the “source” is a summer intern who was told to make up some quotes, but I can see how this one could have a bit of truth to it. Gwyneth Paltrow has a stick so far up her ass, I’m surprised it’s not coming straight out of her mouth on the other end. I imagine it would be a welcome relief to be around someone who’s a bit less worried about whether or not a nitrate sneaked into her organic, greenhouse grown lettuce leaf.

I really hope this is actually happening. I love the idea of Chris and Jennifer as a couple!

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Are Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin dating?

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Well, this is one I didn’t see coming. Apparently Jennifer Lawrence and Coldplay frontman (and soon-to-be former Mr. Paltrow) Chris Martin are an item. As in, a romantic one. Say whaaaat? What world is this? How did this happen?

From E! News:

Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin are seeing each other, multiple sources confirm to E! News. We’re told that the pair has been spending quality together since late June after the Oscar winner split with her X-Men costar Nicholas Hoult.

Right, so basically we just have to take E!’s word for this because there is no corroborating evidence, no photos of them together, nothing. Still, I think I’m into this. I think Chris is an okay guy, Jennifer’s great, so why not? It’s so bizarre, but sometimes that’s the kind of pairing that works the best!

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