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10No, But Really, Jennifer Aniston Might Actually Be Pregnant This Time

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All of this pregnant and not pregnant talk over the last few years, and seriously, who really knows? I had to stop and think for a minute whether or not she and Justin Theroux even got married yet (they didn’t, right?), but this time I think it might actually be safe to say that Jennifer Aniston is actually pregnant. I mean, look at that photo. She’s even carrying herself like she’s got a bun in the oven, and ladies, for those of you who have had a bun in the oven (or significant others of those who have had a bun in the oven), you know exactly what I mean.

Yeah, I think Aniston might actually be pregnant this time, and even though she kind of makes me want to scratch my own eyes out (it’s either that or dust and/or pet dander allergens, I don’t know) sometimes, I think it’d be a really, really nice thing for her to have a baby. I mean, aside from debilitating self-esteem issues, she seems like a nice person. She’d be a nice mom, too, I’ll bet, when she isn’t freaking the kid out by crying all night long over Daddy’s “long business trips” that he has to take every couple of weeks. That’s probably a good way to f-ck a kid’s life up, I’ll bet.

Jennifer Aniston—pregnant or what?

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December 11, 2012 at 10:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Jennifer Aniston

10 Responses to “No, But Really, Jennifer Aniston Might Actually Be Pregnant This Time”

  1. Swag says:

    What are you basing this on? She doesn’t look pregnant in the photo.

  2. Queasy says:

    What I want to know is where did she get those boots, I want a pair! Anyone..?

  3. pufinstuf says:

    Don’t. Care.

  4. Queasy says:

    Thank you, Mireee! We don’t have a lot of motorcycle shops on this small island of Ireland, but thanks, Chuck!

  5. Swoozy says:

    Jennifer is not pregnant! She has been photographed with a small belly since her and Justin became a couple. Remember this photo from January:

    She looked more ‘pregnant’ in that photo than she does in the one in this article. Plus, she always carries things in front of her stomach. I think she does that to keep people talking about her and it works! I don’t think she is the type that even wants kids.

  6. Anonymous says:

    I agree with last entry I think she long ago chose career over children that was one of the reasons her and brad split and of coarse angelina

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