“I was impressed. I had no idea, and I had no idea what I wanted. He just knows what I like. … [He] worked with the girls that I have worked with for years and years and years, so he kind of was picking the specialists’ brains. He kept it within a very small circle of people. It was one of the sneakiest jobs I’ve ever seen, actually. It’s hard to pull one over on me where I’m not like, ‘Hmm, you’re acting really strange.’ It was … a very covert operation.”
I know, I know; I rag on Jennifer Aniston a lot, and while that’s not fair, I actually have a very, very good reason for doing so: I don’t like her. That’s pretty much about it.
Also? I don’t think there’s very many people out there who thought that Jennifer Aniston getting engaged (!) was big, big news. I mean, OK. Sure. She’s A-list, I guess, but it’s not like the craziness that happened when—pardon the comparison—Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie finally got engaged. I mean, people flipped shit over that, but Jennifer here? It’s like she’s trying to hard to keep up and be relevant, and it’s just not happening anymore. I mean, Chelsea Handler’s show, for crying out loud. You’d think she’d be all over CNN or ‘Ellen’ or whatever before she’d come out and Make the Big, Official Announcement that she’s finally engaged again.