BAM. That’ll show YOU, Angelina Jolie. BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!
Also, bummer for Jennifer Aniston, because not only did I forget she got engaged, I forgot that we seen the ring yet. Here’s another shot of Jen oh-so-casually putting her ring on display, neither intentionally nor knowing she was in the presence of a photographer:
What do you guys think? Gaudy as hell or, you know, “tasteful and demure”?