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Jennifer Aniston loves Justin Theroux’s ‘beautifully captured eyeballls’

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Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have been together – and engaged – for several years now. However, they’ve been plagued by reports that they can’t stand each other, that Jen’s a disaster to live with, that they barely see each other which is the reason they’ve managed to stay together, etc. Well, stuff all of youse (I’m getting into local slang, here), because they’re IN LOOOOOOVE and Jen’s here to prove it by talking about how much she loves his “eyeballs” because they’re set well in his head or something?

From Women’s Wear Daily:

“It is amazing. He’s just so beautiful and handsome to me, and I love that his eyeballs are so beautifully captured because those eyes just knock me out every day,” the actress continued, now getting poetic about her better half. “He just gets better every year. He’s just like a lost gem in the sand, and he’s just always been there and been brilliant, and now this is just in a different light.”

I seriously don’t understand what half of this means, to be honest. A lost gem in the sand? She loves how his eyeballs are captured? Is she deliberately trying to confuse us? If so, it’s working. But uh, good that they’re so in love?

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Did Justin Theroux Call Jennifer Aniston’s Dad A “Buzzkill”?

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Jennifer Aniston gossip stories are sometimes my favorite because of how ridiculous they can be, like how super pregnant she always is. So I thought I’d share this nugget from the Inquirer. Apparently, Aniston moved her dad and his wife into the $21 million dollar mansion she shares with Theroux, and Theroux’s all pissed off about it. Allegedly, he even called her dad a “buzzkill.” Here’s from from the Inquirer:

“Justin is steaming mad over Jen’s offer,” disclosed an insider. “He told her that having?her dad ambling around the house is a huge ‘buzz-kill.’

He worries it’s going to destroy their love life before they even tie the knot. Justin tried to plead his case, but Jen told him she’s made up her mind. She said he has no right to even question her because of how much time he’s been away.”

If this is true, he’s being stupid. Their mansion is huge and he’s a busy man who travels to NYC a lot, I’m sure he’ll rarely see either of them. He needs to calm his tits and sort his priorities.

Whose side are you on?

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Justin Theroux: ‘Life with Jennifer Aniston is Weird’

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Ha! I fooled you with that quote, didn’t I? Justin Theroux didn’t really say that Jennifer Aniston is weird, but he may as well have done. Instead, he said that their life together is like living in a “different altitude”. Huh, well. That sounds promising.

I do think they are probably weirdos together – the house they bought came complete with a bunch of chickens that they’re raising now, for example – but isn’t that the great thing about love? Someone to put up with your weirdness and whose weirdness you can put up with, too?

“It’s a bit like going to a slightly different altitude, you know?” he says. The paparazzi—“I call them photojournalists, actually,” he says—can be a drag. And “when I get complimented on the street because I’m having twins”—that’s weird, too.

The many-million-dollar Bel Air mansion he and Aniston just bought came with its own poultry: six chickens. “We inherited the chickens from the previous owners,” Theroux says. “They were like, ‘Of course we’ll get rid of the chickens,’ and we said, ‘Are you crazy? Don’t get rid of the chickens. That’s half the reason we wanted this place.’ ”

Well, isn’t that nice? Frankly, I would love to have chickens because HELLO, free eggs. Except you have to feed the chickens and they stink and they get shit and feathers everywhere and are full of germs. Other than that, chickens are awesome.

So when are these two going to get married?

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