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Quotables: John Travolta Has Magical Healing Powers

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“I was in Shanghai recently at a work event and the Master of Ceremonies’ best friend had recently gotten into a car wreck. He had broken his ankle and was in constant pain. I asked him permission to do some Scientology assists and he said, ‘Okay sure’. People were standing around watching as I did them. You could actually see him confronting the pain and after a while he looked up at me and said ‘I feel better’ so I said ‘Okay end of assist.’ He had gotten noticeably better and I was chomping at the bit for more.”

- John Travolta tells a tale of remarkable magic in an interview with Celebrity, Scientology’s official magazine.

I don’t want to start any drama or anything, but has Tom Cruise seen this? Because I think the role of Magic Scientologist Actor is already taken. It seems like John is stepping on some toes here, and I just don’t want anything bad to happen to him. When it comes to crazy Scientologists, I probably like John’s movies the best, and I don’t want to sit through another Mission Impossible movie when John could get back with Kirstie Alley and do another Look Who’s Talking.

Okay. End of assist.

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