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“I was in Shanghai recently at a work event and the Master of Ceremonies’ best friend had recently gotten into a car wreck. He had broken his ankle and was in constant pain. I asked him permission to do some Scientology assists and he said, ‘Okay sure’. People were standing around watching as I did them. You could actually see him confronting the pain and after a while he looked up at me and said ‘I feel better’ so I said ‘Okay end of assist.’ He had gotten noticeably better and I was chomping at the bit for more.”

- John Travolta tells a tale of remarkable magic in an interview with Celebrity, Scientology’s official magazine.

I don’t want to start any drama or anything, but has Tom Cruise seen this? Because I think the role of Magic Scientologist Actor is already taken. It seems like John is stepping on some toes here, and I just don’t want anything bad to happen to him. When it comes to crazy Scientologists, I probably like John’s movies the best, and I don’t want to sit through another Mission Impossible movie when John could get back with Kirstie Alley and do another Look Who’s Talking.

Okay. End of assist.

December 3, 2012 at 11:30 am by Emily
Filed Under: john travolta

One Response to “Quotables: John Travolta Has Magical Healing Powers”

  1. fred says:

    What a completely absurd person. Does he expect anyone to believe this stuff?

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