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Kelly Preston’s ‘Sex Secrets’ To Be Revealed In New Tell-All Book

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A few years back, some whack job named Robert Randolph put out a book called You’ll Never Spa In This Town Again, an unofficial (obviously) tell-all that said John Travolta is a gay sex addict and detailed his exploits over the years. Well, Randolph, being the prolific writer he is, has more in him yet! Now he’s ready to reveal Travolta’s wife Kelly Preston‘s “sex secrets”, of which she apparently has many!

From Radar Online:

Randolph told The National ENQUIRER: “In the beginning, I was under the spell that maybe Kelly was the innocent one in the marriage. But that may not be true.”

“I have heard things about her from people I’ve interviewed who claim she’s hiding her own sex secrets,” added Randolph.

The author added of his tell-all covering Preston, 52, and 61-year-old Travolta: “The new book will dig into whether Kelly and John have a ‘fake marriage’ to fool his fans.”

But that’s not all, promises Randolph. “I’m also checking out rumors that Kelly boozes and pops pills, and that both she and John once both shared the same sexual partner!”

Wow, sounds like an absolute page turner and a must read! I love that this weirdo doesn’t think there’s anything at all strange about the fact that he seems to be dedicating his life to someone else’s sex life. And not even just “someone else” – a celebrity he doesn’t know and has never met.

Sure, we all know Travolta’s gay, but so what? He doesn’t want to be out, so he’s not. Let the man live. Let him cruise for dudes and be brainwashed by Scientology for the rest of his days, if that’s what he so desires (and it clearly is). As for Kelly, I mean… whatever. Does anyone even care?

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John Travolta Wants Scientology Haters To “Read A Book”

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Oh, John Travolta. You just keep on cruising for men at your local gym in the middle of the night, groping masseurs, and being brainwashed by a cult that controls your entire career, honey. It’s okay – you’re staying on your lane. Wouldn’t wanna lose all those millions of dollars! But don’t start your bullshit and act like anyone who sees through the “religious” facade of Scientology are uneducated. In fact, it’s quite the opposite, but you don’t seem to get that.

Here’s what he had to say on Good Morning America:

“People really need to take time and read a book. You know, that’s my advice. You can read ‘New Slant on Life,’ you can read ‘Dianetics.’

“I think if you really read it, you’ll understand it, but unless you do that, you’ll speculate, and I think that’s a mistake to do that,” said Travolta.

“Sometimes when something really works well, it becomes a target,” he said. “You know, 40 years for me, I’ve been part, and I’ve loved every minute of it.”

“I’ve saved lives with it,” Travolta said. “Saved my own life several times. Through my loss of my son [Jett, in 2009], it helped me every step of the way for two years solid.”

Okey doke. Look, people can believe anything as long as they’re not hurting anyone else with it. If Travolta wants to believe he was descended from aliens and needs to spend his life casting off an extraterrestrial curse to find his inner truth, fair enough, bro. Do your thing.

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John Travolta says Scientology is “beautiful”

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John Travolta is like, not of this world, right? He’s totally on another plane of existence and just does not have a grip on reality. Between acting and cruisin’ for dudes at the gym in the middle of the night, John is also a staunch supporter of Scientology and a member of its church. With the cult religion taking a lot of heat lately with the release of the Going Clear documentary, I guess he felt like it was important to speak out and say how “beautiful” Scientology can really be.

From The Tampa Bay Times:

“I haven’t experienced anything that the hearsay has (claimed), so why would I communicate something that wasn’t true for me?” Travolta said. “It wouldn’t make sense, nor would it for Tom, I imagine.”

Travolta called Going Clear a product of “people who were disgruntled with their experiences” with Scientology, while the church “has been nothing but brilliant for me.”

“I’ve been so happy with my (Scientology) experience in the last 40 years,” he said, “that I really don’t have anything to say that would shed light on (a documentary) so decidedly negative.

“I’ve been brought through storms that were insurmountable, and (Scientology has) been so beautiful for me, that I can’t even imagine attacking it.”

For the record, and if you couldn’t tell, John hasn’t seen Going Clear and he has no desire to. I don’t really think there’s any reasoning with someone who’s been so thoroughly brainwashed by a ridiculous cult that believes we’re all descended from aliens and need to work to release our inner thetans. I mean, I suppose it’s no more ridiculous than any other religion, but… meh.

Have any of you watched Going Clear? What did you think?

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John Travolta’s alleged gay ex-lover sues for the right to out him

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John Travolta is as straight as cooked spaghetti (i.e. he’s gay, if you didn’t get that memo), but he’s not out, despite the neverending stories about his various homosexual escapades. One of his ex-lovers in particular, a man named Douglas Gotterba, says they had an affair back in the ’80s and wants to write about their relationship in a tell-all memoir. The problem is, it would go against a 20-year-old confidentiality agreement, so he’s taking it to court to get that overturned.

From the New York Daily News:

In a National Enquirer story labeled “ridiculous” by Travolta’s camp, pilot Doug Gotterba said he first met the “Grease” star in February 1981 when he interviewed for a pilot job – and by September they were lovers.

“I know the date (the affair began) because I still have the log book and records,” Gotterba, 62, told the Enquirer.

He said they flew to Monterey, Calif., together and shared a “fantastic” bottle of merlot wine over dinner at the Highlands resort in Carmel.

“I got the sense I was being courted,” Gotterba said. “As we walked from the restaurant back to the room, John suddenly said, “Hey, would you like a massage?’”

Gotterba said he’d expected the invitation, and the massage quickly led to sex.

“John was gentle but very passionate. The next day he told me with a big smile on his face, ‘I really enjoyed last night,’” Gotterba told the Enquirer.

You need to read the full story because there’s a LOT more, and it’s a doozy. Do I think most of it happened? Yup, sure do. Do I think this confidentiality agreement will be overturned? I don’t know, but part of me hopes not. I understand that John’s level of gayness and his inability to not be a weirdo about it (we all remember the masseuses) is ridiculous, but I also don’t think ANYONE should ever be pressured or forced to come out when they’re uncomfortable doing so, which this dude clearly is. It’s a shame he can’t embrace who he truly is, but that’s not really anyone else’s decision to make – or live with – but his.

Oh, and here’s John and Douglas together back in the ’80s:

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John Travolta F*cked Up Idina Menzel’s Name – “Let It Go”

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John Travolta has been getting all types of shit since fucking up Idina Menzel‘s name during Sunday night’s Oscars. However, let’s be fair here – he didn’t mess up her name, really. HE CREATED AN ENTIRELY NEW ONE. Adele Dazeem is not anything like Idina Menzel, but he went there, and Xenu bless him for it.

The flub has sprouted tons of jokes online, and a name generator, as well. How would John Travolta have pronounced your name? Mine was Joss Smoith. I LOVE IT! In fact, I think I’ve found myself a new pen name…

In any case, John just doesn’t think all this laughing at his expense is very funny anymore, and he’s had his publicist release a statement on his behalf:

“I’ve been beating myself up all day. Then I thought…what would Idina Menzel say She’d say, Let it go, let it go! Idina is incredibly talented and I am so happy Frozen took home two Oscars Sunday night!”

I love that the entire purpose of this statement was basically to prove that he does actually know what Idina’s name is and how to spell it. Also, nice pun with the whole ‘Let It Go’/Frozen thing. But I’m still not impressed. Say it five times fast, Travolta!

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Kelly Preston On John Travolta: “He’ll destroy me if I leave him!”

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The National Enquirer is more invested in John Travolta and Kelly Preston’s marriage than John Travolta and Kelly Preston AND I LOVE THEM FOR IT. No one cares more about “Kelly’s woes” than the fine people at the NE. Here’s the latest in what they’re saying Ms. Preston allegedly said about her totally straight husband:

“While John is desperate to keep up the facade of a happy family, Kelly can’t take the lies anymore.

“She gamely played along when John dragged her and their little boy Benjamin to Australia in early April. But she totally lost it a few days later during a vacation in Hawaii.

“Kelly was talking to a friend on the phone about her issues with John when she broke the news that a divorce is probably imminent.

“But then Kelly’s friend scared the life out of her by suggesting that if John gets angry enough over her leaving him, he could try to get custody of Benjamin and their daughter Ella Bleu.

“Kelly burst into tears, col­lapsed into a chair and started wailing, ‘I can’t take this! He’ll destroy me if I leave him! My life is over!’ Kelly moaned about not knowing how she’d carry on if her kids were taken away.”

Damn, John. Guess she’s not…hopelessly devoted to you. (YEEEEAAAHHH!!!)

It goes on:

“Kelly’s life has revolved around John and the kids for years,” said the source. “And she’s faced one embarrassment after another over John’s alleged gay hook-ups with men. It’s absolutely humiliating for Kelly. [Note: I don't think you have to add "with men" if you're saying "gay hook-ups." You can just say manager gay.]

“But John’s a bully and he’s  made it clear to Kelly that if she files divorce papers, he’ll unleash the full wrath of his high-powered legal team on her.

“Kelly is already suffering from insomnia. She barely sleeps four hours a night, and sometimes she’s so down that she forgets to eat.

“She’s dropped a lot of weight, and some days Kelly can’t even motivate herself to leave the house. It’s a very sad situation.”

FREE KELLY PRESTON! Can’t we distract Travolta with Oprah or something? Tell him Oprah wants to meet him in Australia to talk about a brand new movie/album/airline/whatever the hell John Travolta does now, and while he’s gone, get her the hell out of there? Yeah, it’s not going to solve the divorce settlement stuff, but I’m more worried for her about the wrath of John’s “friends.” Just ask David Miscavige’s wife. Oh, wait…you can’t. I’VE SAID TOO MUCH.

John Travolta And Kelly Preston May Finally Divorce

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John Travolta and Kelly Preston may finally divorce and I say finally because I think people have been wondering how many decades more Ms. Preston was going to spend being Mr. John “I’m Totally Straight And I Never Grab Dongs” Travolta’s human shield while letting her own career die. Or, to quote our own Jennifer, since she did it so well,

John Travolta is gayer than a rainbow feather boa around a drag queen’s neck as she rides on a float in the gay pride parade.

The National Enquirer has some goodies for us:

JOHN TRAVOLTA and his wife KELLY PRESTON are headed toward a $220 million divorce!

That’s what pals of the couple are tell­ing The ENQUIRER, and sources say that humiliated Kelly told her hubby of 21 years that they’re through for good unless he becomes more supportive of her career.

“Kelly has had it up to here with John,” confided a source close to the couple. “She’s tired of always having to take care of their family while he goes off gallivanting around the globe, for work or pleasure. Now it’s her time.”

The couple’s latest problem began in mid-March when Kelly got an opportunity star in the pilot of a new sitcom called “Keep Calm and Karey On” in L.A.

“John completely poohed-poohed it,” SAID THE source. “He wanted her to stay put in Florida and take care of their kids.”

Kelly, 50, had put her career on hold after the couple’s 16-year-old son Jett tragically died in January 2009, and then she got pregnant with their son Benjamin, now 2. They also have daughter Ella, who is 13.

“Kelly and John had a knock-down, drag-out fight at their Florida home that ended with her stalking off and going to Los Angeles,” said the source. “And she told John that unless he changed his tune and started to carry more of the weight in the marriage, she’d see him in divorce court.”

There is a lot at stake as Travolta’s vast fortune includes expensive planes, vintage cars and pricey homes on both coasts.

And then there’s the whole gay thing:

Travolta’s lack of support for Kelly’s career is a real blow to her, say sources, since she’s stood staunch­ly by him as he was hit with a string of lurid gay scandals. In May 2012, two male masseurs filed sexual battery suits against the “Saturday Night Fever” star in federal court.

Although Travolta’s attorney vehemently denied the claims, several more men have come forward with similar accusa­tions against him.

Hey John…you better shape up. ‘Cause she needs a man (she needs a man). Who can keep her satisfied. Emotionally, because she needs a lot of support and wants you to respect her career and see her as a woman with her own needs and not just the mother of your children. (I think that was the first draft of “You’re The One That I Want.”)