I found myself holding a tree to brace myself. The texture felt so good that I decided to rub my head and boobs all over it. It was a tree I was humping!
—Jenny McCarthy on what it was like one time when she did Ecstasy and found herself lost (?) in a forest (?).
You know, all snark aside, I think Jenny McCarthy might be one of the most obnoxious celebrities we talk about here at Evil Beet Gossip. Seriously. I know some of you guys might completely disagree, and say that someone like Snooki or Kim Kardashian (or even Courtney Stodden) is the most obnoxious celebrity on EB, but I have defenses for them, guys. Snooki has maybe learned her lesson, and despite the fact that she’s on a probation of sorts when it comes to being a real person, she’s making it. Kim Kardashian? Well. We all know just how trashy Kim-girl is, but you’d never catch her admitting (out loud … publicly … ) that she was used as a urinal for Brandy’s younger brother. No, Kim’s way too good at pretending to be classy to outright admit what a piece of garbage she really is. As for Courtney Stodden, guys, she’s an eighteen-year-old girl. She’s still practically a kid. Let’s give her the benefit of the doubt here and hope that she’s laughing at her eighteen-year-old self thirty years from now, all the wiser.
No, Jenny McCarthy is, like, the worst of all three of these chicks combined, and you want to know how? Because she’s like the version of Courtney Stodden that we all wish never happens—the one that grows up to be … well, just the way Courtney Stodden is now.
How do *you* feel about Jenny, and who do you think is the most obnoxious celebrity on the site?