Jenny McCarthy retired her vibrators for good (or at least for a while) last month when she tied the knot with Donnie Wahlberg. It’s a match made in heaven, but the marriage didn’t particularly get off to a good start, especially since Jenny has already “lost” her ring after she took it off to have sex with her new husband.
From Good Day NY:
“I’ve already lost the ring. We were staying in a hotel and you can’t have a wedding ring on… it’s a little hard to get romantic with diamonds on your hand. I removed it and put it on the room service table and they came and turned down the room and the ring was gone… But you know what though? If you’re gonna lose your wedding ring, you should lose it that way.”
Does anyone want to clue Jenny in on the fact that she didn’t really “lose” her ring, but that it was clearly stolen by a member of the hotel’s staff? Is she honestly that thick? Sure, I suppose there’s a chance that the ring was swept off the table and got lost in a cranny of the carpet (????) but I feel like this is pretty obvious: one of the housekeepers took it because she left a very expensive piece of jewelry on the bedside table of a hotel room.
Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg are so in luv, and they really couldn’t wait to get married. Now all their dreams have come true, as they tied the knot in Chicago on Saturday.
Former View co-host Jenny McCarthy and Blue Bloods star Donnie Wahlberg have made it official, tying the knot Sunday at the historic Hotel Baker in St. Charles, Illinois, outside McCarthy’s hometown of Chicago, sources confirm to PEOPLE.
The bride, 41, wore a gown she picked up at Berdorf Goodman, a source tells PEOPLE, after the couple was spotted at the store’s bridal shop in July.
Looks like Jenny can finally throw away all those broken vibrators. Congrats to them!
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Did you know that Jenny McCarthy and Melissa McCarthy are cousins? Makes sense, but it still blew my mind. It’s pretty easy to blow my mind, actually. Like learning that Jason Biggs isn’t Jewish totally blew my mind.
ANYWAY, Jenny is denying reports that she told Melissa to lose weight. She tweeted,
Hey media outlets! The story about my cousin Melissa and I is bullshit. I’m proud of her & would never say such hurtful words. Shame on you.
And also talked about it with PEOPLE, saying,
There is a crazy story going around that I once told my cousin, Melissa, that she would have to lose weight in order to get into show business. Nothing could be further from the truth.
Though she helped cousin Melissa get her foot in the door, she credits Melissa’s success to one person only — Melissa.
She has accomplished everything she has accomplished through hard work and her extraordinary talent, and I’ve only ever encouraged and supported and wished her the very best.
Oh, and one more thing. Melissa McCarthy isn’t banned from Jenny McCarthy’s upcoming wedding, either:
[It's] ridiculous. Donnie and I are planning a very intimate ceremony that will involve a very small group of our closest friends and that’s it – not a huge production with hundreds of friends and extended families.
That seems a little odd — I would absolutely invite my cousin to my wedding, but I guess they’re just not as close as we are. So there you go, now you know the whole scoop on the celebrity cousins. The question is, do you care? DUN DUN DUNNNNNN.
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