Know why? Because even though they’re back together (or are they?), they’re not allowed to have sex. ‘Cause a therapist said so. Talk about the perfect way to wrap up their totally bummer summer, right?
From The Mirror:
Troubled Hollywood couple Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have signed up to a bizarre “no-sex pact” as they battle to save their rocky relationship.
The vampire stars split in July after Kristen, 22, was caught in a clinch with married director Rupert Sanders . But the fiery twosome are back on – just in time for the next Twilight movie premiere – and have enlisted the help of a top Hollywood shrink to help them rekindle their romance.
The first thing the psychiatrist did was immediately slap them with the nookie ban, according to my source. The super-hot couple have been ordered to sleep in separate beds for at least a month while they “work on communicating, healing wounds and trust exercises.”
A source close to the pair revealed: “Sex is going to have to wait. The plan is that the two of them concentrate on each other and rebuilding their relationship.
“It has been a tough time for both of them and the psychiatrist has made it clear that this is going to be hard.” The shrink, charging the couple £310 an HOUR, also insisted they take a romantic break away from the glare of publicity.
And they’re clearly following his advice after booking a luxurious Brazil hideaway in the heart of the Amazon rainforest – presumably with twin beds. The resort is well-known for its privacy, the perfect place for them to concentrate on getting back on track, my mole tells me.
But is that kind of thing going to help their relationship? I mean, obviously if they work on building trust and communication and all that, that’s great, but is going to Brazil and refraining from having sex going to help all that much? Or is he just going to be like “oh, here’s the girl I loved with all my heart who cheated on me, and now we’re in Brazil and also I can’t even touch her boobs”?