7Presented without Comment: Chris Brown’s New Music Video, “Don’t Judge Me”
Ok, maybe just one comment: WHAT.
No, really, what even is this? First of all, I just love the fact that Chris Brown has a song called “Don’t Judge Me.” He’s done, like, one redeemable thing in his entire career, and even that is just his pretty ok dancing skills. He’s been a giant dick over and over. It’s not even that he’s been a douchebag, no, he’s been an outright asshole. He’s been a bad person. So yeah, I’m going to judge you, Chris Brown. I’m going to judge you for days.
Also, this is a dumb video. He gets in a fight with his girlfriend because she can’t “just let the past just be the past,” so he gets in a spaceship and kills himself? That’s a bit much, isn’t it? And what is he even doing up there? Is he destroying a giant meteor, or some evil alien spacecraft? But he’s not even doing anything, he’s just chillin’ in a chair. Is this supposed to be the whiny, useless jackass version of Armageddon? Because you are no Bruce Willis, Chris Brown. You are no Bruce Willis.
Ok, I guess that was technically eighteen comments, but now it’s your turn!
I wish he would kill himself. Maybe we could offer him a seat on one of those richpeople space shuttles, and just leave it up there.
I’d donate to that cause!
heehehe :)
1. I HATE it when famous people co-opt the military (even in a fake way) to enhance their image.
2. I’m sure he has talents, but I haven’t seen that he is talented to the level that there probably aren’t many other people just as talented or more so. He just ended up in the right place at the right time. And he keeps blowing it.
3. Whatever he is destroying looks vaguely female to me, like a flower or something. But that could just be me being wacky : )
NASA: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,*getthehelloffourplanetdouchebag*
Chris Brown: huh? What was that?
NASA: Nothing. Launch, I said launch. Have a nice flight!
CB: punches in the face, I hear alien bitches love that shit! To infinity & beyond!
SHIT THAT HE GETS IN A SPACESHIP
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