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Bruce Willis Is Going to Be a Father For a Fifth Time

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I didn’t even realise Bruce Willis was married again for some reason, but apparently he is to the young lady above, Emma Heming-Willis. Well, she’s pregnant, meaning that ole Brucey is going to be a father for the fifth time. Hurrah?

This will be his second child with Emma – they already have a 20-month-old daughter named Mabel Ray. His other kids were with Demi Moore – his 19-year-old daughter Tallulah, 22-year-old Scout and 25-year-old Rumer.

From People:

The Willis’ rep had no comment on the family’s happy news.

After tying the knot in 2009, Willis and the model turned designer welcomed their daughter Mabel Ray, now 20 months.

“I’m happier than I’ve ever been. I’m changing diapers like a champ,” the actor told Zoomer in June.

“What I’ve also discovered is how much love I feel for our baby. I think I’m even more open and more giving as a father now. I pay more attention now because I value it more and I’m less caught up with my career.”

Well, that’s nice. But it’s a shame it took you until your fourth kid to realise how much you love your baby. Feel bad for your first three daughters. Bruce has always been a bit of an asshole so I doubt a fifth child will help that at all, but congrats to the couple, I suppose.

Bruce Willis Wants To Prove He’s Not An Asshole

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Bruce Willis is kind of the worst. Okay, definitely the worst. He’s a drunk, greedy asshole – but wait He’s got a charitable side, too! In an effort to clear his good name (or perhaps just to be a decent human being), Bruce has been providing meals to firefighters in Beaver Creek, Idaho who have been working to put out wildfires in the area for the past month.

Having arranged for a catering company to provide meals for the 450 firefighters, here’s what Bruce had to say in a statement (because you definitely release a statement tooting your own horn for charitable work, of course):

“Like all of my fellow Idaho residents, I want to extend my most sincere and grateful thanks to the firefighters and first-responders which include the helicopter and airplane pilots who have been flying for day in and day out, who risked life and limb to battle the horrific Beaver Creek Fire in Idaho.

“You are the men and women who put your lives at risk to protect ours on a daily basis, but it is at moments like these that your heroism comes to the forefront of our nation’s consciousness.”

“On behalf of me and my family, please know that there will never be enough words to express our deepest appreciation for your ever-present dedication and bravery.”

Good on him for doing it, but boo on him for having to make some grand thing out of it. The most selfless acts of charity are done ANONYMOUSLY. Side eye to Bruce on this, but hope the fires get under control in Idaho soon.

Bruce Willis Is Bored of Action Movies, We’re Bored of Bruce Willis

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Bruce Willis sucks. We’re all aware of that, right? Beyond the whole “Pay me $1 million PER DAY!” fiasco (which thankfully got his ass fired from The Expendables franchise), he’s now claimed that he hates action movies and they’re boring. You know, even though that’s exactly what made him rich and famous. Fuuuuuck this dude.

From XLS Magazine (via Digital Spy):

“Explosions are one of the most boring parts of my job. When you have seen a few fireballs, it’s not exciting anymore. I know part of my audience enjoys the explosions, but to be honest, I’m a bit bored of it now.

“I am very clear with who I am. I work in all sorts of films, but the action movies are the ones that generate the most revenue. I like to earn lots of money from those, but I do all types: small productions, megaprojects, medium sized, even science fiction.

Willis added that he doesn’t “spend the whole day counting bank notes”, and only thinks about his wealth when journalists quiz him on the subject.

LOL I think the translation on this one might be slightly messed up, as well, because this seems like such a bizarre way to talk. “I like to earn lots of money from those”? Weird. I don’t even know what to make of his stupid ass anymore. He needs to shut up and fade into obscurity now.