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Bruce Willis Wants To Prove He’s Not An Asshole

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Bruce Willis is kind of the worst. Okay, definitely the worst. He’s a drunk, greedy asshole – but wait He’s got a charitable side, too! In an effort to clear his good name (or perhaps just to be a decent human being), Bruce has been providing meals to firefighters in Beaver Creek, Idaho who have been working to put out wildfires in the area for the past month.

Having arranged for a catering company to provide meals for the 450 firefighters, here’s what Bruce had to say in a statement (because you definitely release a statement tooting your own horn for charitable work, of course):

“Like all of my fellow Idaho residents, I want to extend my most sincere and grateful thanks to the firefighters and first-responders which include the helicopter and airplane pilots who have been flying for day in and day out, who risked life and limb to battle the horrific Beaver Creek Fire in Idaho.

“You are the men and women who put your lives at risk to protect ours on a daily basis, but it is at moments like these that your heroism comes to the forefront of our nation’s consciousness.”

“On behalf of me and my family, please know that there will never be enough words to express our deepest appreciation for your ever-present dedication and bravery.”

Good on him for doing it, but boo on him for having to make some grand thing out of it. The most selfless acts of charity are done ANONYMOUSLY. Side eye to Bruce on this, but hope the fires get under control in Idaho soon.