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Bruce Willis is Launching a Perfume Career

What’s he going to call his debut fragrance, Yippie Ki-Yay Motherfucker? ‘Cause unless he did, I’d probably not be so interested in finding out what a manly-man like Bruce Willis thinks smells hot.

Sources confirm that Willis has signed a deal with a German perfume house, LR Health and Beauty Systems, and is eager to get his newest business endeavor up and running.

Whatever it is he’s hawking, it looks like it’ll be on the market for July 1st.

Good luck Bruce, but I’m sure you’ll be successful anyway. You’re the “one who negotiates million dollar deals for breakfast.” You got this.

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  • Bruce Willis is really popular in germany. They use the same guy to do all his voiceovers, so he has a really manly voice. Most germans are shocked when they hear his real voice!

  • “What’s he going to call his debut fragrance, Yippie Ki-Yay Motherfucker?”

    ROFL!! That’s exactly what I was thinking when I read the title – and also? I would probably buy a fragrance called Yippie Ki-Yay Motherfucker just for shits and giggles, no matter what it smelled like (truth be told, I’d be a little afraid to smell his fragrance, no matter what he called it).

  • At this point, maybe he should call it “Grandpa’s Dentures”. The guy is just G.R.O.S.S.

  • Go for it, Bruce. This can’t turn out any worse than ‘The Return of Bruno,’ your Motown debut. Can it? This endeavor makes perfect sense because you now have a hot, young new wife, who probably smells good.
    Possible names for the fragrance: The Fifth Element, The Sixth Sense, Twelve Monkeys, Rumer Willis, Sin City, The Color of Night

  • Hello Mr Bruce Willis,how are you doing today,bro.My name is Ike Nash.And I live in Canada,in the city named Toronto,and I reside in a town called Scarborough,which is in Toronto,and you can reach me at my telephone numbert
    which is 416-752-2165.The reason why is this,
    I will like to share with you,an idea of a new action movie,that I think you should have the leading role in.This idea that I’m writing to you about is all mine.This new movie that you should act in should be an action/thriller film.
    You can call this movie It’s Going Down.And the starting of this movie should begin like this:

    You Bruce Willis and three friends of yours,pull up at a late night club down town in the city,for a huge party being held in the club,by a female friend of yours.Her name is Heather Smith.And in the club a reggae song is playing.The name of this song is called Easy Does It,and it was sang by the reggae singer named Bounty Killer.So you (Bruce Willis) and your friend Heather Smith start dancing to this song,laughing and talking as you dance.When all of a sudden,three gun shots are fired in the club,between two different rivalry gang members,who came from The Bronx which is in New York.But none of the gangsters are hit by any of the shots.So your(Bruce Willis’s) friends who came to the club with you,rush over to be next to you and Heather.Then one of the gang members,approaches your(Bruce Willis’s) group,waving his pistol,demanding that all of you should give him all the money that everyone in your group has.But you
    (Bruce Willis),refuses to give the thug,your money,calling him a loser,which makes him very upset,then he grabs Heather Smith,at gun point,without firing any shots at anyone, and takes her to his car which is parked outside,then you (Mr Bruce Willis)and your three friends,whose names are Tom Harper,Robert McCain and Jeff Johnson,rush outside after the gang member to rescue Ms Heather Smith.Then the thug,fires a shot after your (Bruce Willis’s) entourage,but misses,then you Bruce Willis sees the other different gang member who was involved in the shooting an hour ago,so you approach him and punches him really hard in his face ,knocking him out,then you take his gun and go to rescue Heather Smith.But the thug who has her as his hostage,drives off,but threatens to hurt her if any of you (your Mr Bruce Willis’s entourage),call the police or get them involved in any way.So now it’s up to you (Bruce Willis),with the help of your friends to get Ms Heather Smith back,without the help of the police force.

    Dear Mr Bruce Willis,that was an idea of mine that I will like to share with you,of a new movie that I think you will act as a true hero in.

  • This perfum is realy good stuff. Not only perfum, aftershave, showergel and deodorant from Bruce is smashing.