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7Jessica Biel is Probably Wigging Over Justin Timberlake’s Bachelor Party

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From Us Magazine:

Set to wed Jessica Biel this year, the singer-actor, 31, was the guest of honor among a group of 20 men who “took over the dance floor table” at Tryst nightclub at the Wynn Las Vegas, a rep for the venue tells Us Weekly.

Wear a bowtie and a fedora, the Trouble With the Curve star and his posse sipped cocktails — plus Timberlake’s own liquor, 901 Tequila — as they grooved until the wee hours to the sounds of DJ Spider. “The group was very polite,” the rep says.

The crew was also spotted at Surrender Nightclub at Encore and Sinatra Restaurant at the Wynn. Although Surrender — an outdoor pool venue — was packed with models, Timberlake “was a good boy,” an eyewitness tells Us. “It was just him and his guys.”

So, all in all, pretty innocent, right? I mean, it sounds like Justin went out and had a good, wholesome time with some of his closest bros, yeah? Doubtless. I’m sure it had nothing to do with blowjobs from strippers and group sex, but you know that Jessica Biel is thinking all sorts of things along those lines. And guys, she’s totally doing nothing about it, which is customary. Jess has locked herself in her own private hell, lamenting the fact that she even allowed Justin to go to Las Vegas to begin with, because now she’s got to wonder what kind of imaginary damage control she’s going to have to take on over the coming weeks. She’s prepared, guys. She’s thought this one through a thousand times. And how is she going to combat this (imaginary) indiscretion? She’s going to give all sorts of interviews about her simple wedding and how she’s going to be the coolest wife ever. Because that’s just how girlfriend rolls.

September 23, 2012 at 11:00 am by Sarah

7 Responses to “Jessica Biel is Probably Wigging Over Justin Timberlake’s Bachelor Party”

  1. Luke says:

    she is sooo pathetic. she needs to get a grip. it was a bachelor party. i hope she’s not as bad as my ex. Bitch tried banning me from her brothers bachelor party just because of possible strippers. why is she marrying him if she doesn’t even let him take a piss in private

    • Harriet Meadow says:

      You do realize that all that stuff about her reaction to the bachelor party was pure speculation on Sarah’s part, right? Like, we don’t actually know that Jessica’s flipping out about this – there’s not even some “source” from the Enquirer to back her up. I mean, I have no doubt it’s *possible* that what Sarah said is true, but until we have some reason to believe that it is, why say things like “she is sooo pathetic. she needs to get a grip”?

  2. mireee says:

    When my aunt and uncle married, they held a joint hen/stag do because they had been together for so long it didn’t even make sense to actually celebrate separately. They even had a child by then.

  3. Jacq says:

    She’s probably really freaking because he took his posse to Mexico afterward. For a week.

  4. luke says:

    Don’t blame him. One last week of doing whatever the hell you wants

  5. blasted1 says:

    Ever since she’s started seeing this guy, she has looked as if her very blood was slowly being drained from her body and she just rolled out of bed. I mean, just look at that picture! Remember that hideous green and white tablecloth dress and her “brunette period”? That poor girl needs a transfusion.

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