Does everybody else have That Friend who always is on about something? Like they find something they’re into or there’s some sort of event that they’re going to, and they just won’t shut up about it ever? And you’re like “you know, usually conversations go two ways,” and they’re like “ha ha, what? But anyway, let me ramble on and on about this for literal hours and then act like you’re such a bitch if you interrupt me to excuse yourself to go to the bathroom.” I’ve seriously had friends who would rather me pee on myself than stop running their mouth for one second.
And that’s not exactly what Jessica Biel is doing with her wedding to Justin Timberlake, but you spend as many hours as I do pouring over celebrity gossip, you start to feel like you know these people. I’m not saying that’s healthy, I’m just saying that Robert Pattinson is my best friend and I can’t hear you and I’m not crazy, MOM.
From Us Weekly:
It’s been nearly nine months since Justin Timberlake popped the question, but Jessica Biel still needs more time to plan their perfect ceremony.
During an interview on England’s This Morning August 16, the 30-year-old Total Recall actress admitted that the wedding planning process “is very exciting, but it’s hard to find the time to just enjoy it and take it easy.”
Biel doesn’t have a clear picture of what her big day will look like, she added. “I have no idea. I am one of those people who is not very detail-orientated. In my work and personal life, I’m not one those people who is like, ‘This has to be this way, and this has to be this way.’ I’m sort of the more big idea person, so I’ll probably give an idea and then let it be created.”
Given her laid-back approach to tying the knot, it’s safe to assume Biel won’t turn into a bridezilla before her big day. “I feel like all of my friends, bless them, all went through . . .something,” the actress said. “Maybe it’s just part of the experience.”
If making arrangements becomes too stressful, Biel might ask Timberlake, 31, for his input. “He has incredible taste,” the Minnesota native explained.
Though there’s still plenty of details to finalize, a source previously Us Weekly that Biel has already checked one important item off her bridal to-do list: “Monique Lhuillier is [Jessica’s] No. 1 choice for the dress.”
Let’s take a fairness break: Jessica Biel keeps talking about her wedding in interviews, which means that someone is asking her to talk about her wedding. I get that. And I’m sure all these interviewers are in a rough spot because they have to interview her for that Total Recall movie or whatever, but everybody knows the movie sucked, so you don’t really want to talk about that, but it’s Jessica Biel, so what else are you going to talk about? That’s right: Justin Timberlake. Well, or 7th Heaven, but mainly Justin Timberlake.
But that doesn’t mean that I ever want to hear another single word about anything concerning Jessica Biel getting married. Because I really, truly don’t.