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7This Video Totally Proves That Kristen Stewart Never Cheated on Robert Pattinson

Thank goodness. I’m so glad that someone finally made a video of those photos of Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders with lots of lines and some weird thing about feet and circles around flowers and fences and all. I’m just like, why did no one do this earlier? If someone could have so easily proved that the love between Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson really is pure and unbreakable, then why are we just now seeing that?

I guess I shouldn’t be so suspicious after this kind person has fixed my entire soul with this superb video (and with the help of a Bowie song!), it’s just that we’ve all been so broken for the past couple of months, and it’s obviously been for no reason. It’s hard to forget all the pain that we’ve been through, but I suppose that now there’s nothing left to do but rebuild. So let’s start, friends. Together.

September 14, 2012 at 9:30 am by Emily

7 Responses to “This Video Totally Proves That Kristen Stewart Never Cheated on Robert Pattinson”

  1. Lyssa says:

    Kristen admitted it. So that trumps this.

  2. ap says:

    people if you still have even one brain cells working inside your head get out from your delusion and insanity.do you think if the pictures are fake the US weekly already sued by thier Lawyers left and right by now?Kristen is capable of cheating.period

  3. Melissa says:

    I’m sort of confused at the ending… although it’s a bit interesting. But still, she fessed up so none of this really matters.

  4. pikki nikki polka pants says:

    i am not even wasting my time. can’t watch it! nope! not gunna do it…

  5. Kayton says:

    Song is by Jet not Bowie and what a ridiculous waste of time to make this video.

  6. zara says:

    thanx for your nice video,i agree with all of it.

  7. Justin says:

    It’s hard to tell if people understand the point of this post. Thanks for sharing this video. Horrifying that it exists, but hilarious.

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