So, after taking a few-hour hiatus from really talking about this story with you guys, I’ve got all sorts of information (and pictures! Oh have I got the Kristen Stewart cheating pictures). Here’s the gist of what’s going on:
Kristen was hooking up with this guy, director Rupert Sanders, a married dude who’s got two young children, last week. The photos were taken while the two were publicly making out in Kristen’s Mini Cooper and in a park overlooking Hollywood. The more graphic parts of the makeout session included Sanders kissing Kristen’s body “all over” while the two were parked in the vehicle. Just … ew. OK? Ew. Ew for two reasons—one, Kristen had just left the gym when she received the phone call to come and hook up, and two, have you seen this guy? Kristen apparently doesn’t put much stock into looks when it comes to cheating on one of the nicest guys in Hollywood, eh?
As you know, Kristen released her statement earlier today, but what you probably didn’t know is that Rupert released one of his own. It sounded like this:
“I am utterly distraught about the pain I have caused my family. My beautiful wife and heavenly children are all I have in this world. I love them with all my heart. I am praying that we can get through this together.”
Which, I don’t even really understand, because I can’t fathom cheating on the one you love in any case, for any reason.
Here’s my thing, though—I am so mad and sad and confused for everyone involved. This whole f-cking thing is a mess. Kristen, judging by her erratic and desperate plea for forgiveness-veiled-as-a-public statement was bizarre. Kristen doesn’t talk about her persona life. Ever. And now she’s publicly admitting the ultimate relationship wrongdoing? I genuinely believe she’s sorry, and not—har har har—just sorry that she got caught. I fully believe that she made a huge, huge error in judgement and ended up in the arms of some equally-irresponsible forty-one year-old man who should also know better. F-ck. I’m not saying that Kristen didn’t knowingly play the game, because she did (for whatever reason, be it “caught up” in the adoration of a “revered Hollywood director,” a “hook up with a dude twice your age” infatuation or whatever) but what the hell was a forty-one year-old man doing preying on a girl who’s obviously got the maturity level of a fourteen-year-old boy? Hasn’t he ever spoken to her before? Does he not know? Kristen’s certainly not blameless, as I said previously, but come on. Are there this many morons in the world?
As for Robert, well. I don’t think we’ll be hearing any public statements from him or Sanders’ wife, Liberty Ross (who, ironically, played Kristen’s mother in ‘Snow White’), and I definitely don’t blame them.
Check out the cheating photos. If, you know, you want to end the day on a really depressing note.
Now, I have questions for you guys—
Is Kristen really sorry?
Is Rupert really sorry?
Should Robert forgive Kristen?
Should Rupert’s wife forgive Rupert?
Are these people completely f-cking insane, or what?
Will Kristen and Robert’s relationship survive this scandal?
OK. I’m done grilling you. Go look at the pictures, and try to read the article. I did, and it’s equally depressing.