How delusional is Lindsay Lohan? And is it just me, or has she been getting more and more delusional as time goes by? There was that tweet about how she totally didn’t have anything to do with that Vanity Fair article about Tom Cruise, like any of us would think that she ever had a serious connection to Tom Cruise OR that Vanity Fair would even want to speak with her. There was that other tweet where she told Obama that the people listed on the Forbes list of millionaires should get tax cuts if they’re not really millionaires, like a Forbes list is how the government decides how much you pay in taxes. Maybe she’s been smoking weed and eating tacos with Amanda Bynes, or maybe she’s been doing crack with Lady Gaga, but whatever it is, Lindsay seems especially not well lately, right?
But I want to show you her latest delusional tweet, ok? Are you ready? It comes with a picture, so I’ll just show you that first:
Ok, and here’s the caption:
Birkin. Mac Computer. Chanel and a jet. Never quit fighting to live your dreams. God Bless
HA! HAHAHA! Oh lord, Lindsay, you never fail to amuse/sadden me!
There are just so many things. Lindsay probably stole the Birkin, received the Mac as a gift from one of the creepy wealthy men she sleeps with, stole the Chanel, too, and only spent her money on the jet because actual airlines frown on doing meth in first class. And it’s really sad to me that she thinks that fancy bags and expensive computers are the greatest things you can get by living your dreams and the biggest motivators for doing what makes you happy. And no amount of material possessions can convince me that Lindsay Lohan, the girl who started out as a promising young actress who was aiming for an Oscar and who is currently starring in Lifetime movies and stealing any piece of jewelry she can get her hands on, is living her dream.
Oh, and here’s the most recent photo of herself that she’s posted:
The caption to that one is “In the words of my beautiful mommy- “jus sayin.”
I just got a major sad, you guys. It’s not even funny right now. Well, ok, it’s a little funny, but man. What a bummer.