So I saw last night that Kristen Stewart flew out of LAX. And then I Googled where the VMAs were going to be held this year (yeah, I know; bad, bad entertainment writer, not knowing which venue this year’s awards are at), my heart sunk and a dull, aching, burning pit took the place of where my stomach would normally be. Guys, much to my chagrin, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson won’t be reuniting at the VMAs tonight. It’s just not going to happen. Unless Kristen somehow got flew her skinny ass back into the area sometime today and did a whirlwind turnaround in sprucing herself up, it’s just not happening.
So where does that leave us? Well, it leaves us with the possibility of Rihanna and Chris Brown being the key to that blind item we’ve been talking about all week long. The one where it was all, “With the pair already sharing the same bed again, all bets hedge on them walking the red carpet together very, very soon.” The one that makes us all think that Rihanna and her brand-new hair are going to be strolling down the red carpet with the dude who beat her face to a bloody pulp on her arm.
I like the hair, girl, but this Chris Brown business just better not be happening.
Tune in for tonight’s SUPER-DUPER BIG 2012 VMA LIVEBLOG courtesy of yours truly—I promise to go through its entirety as long as Chris Brown and Rihanna don’t start sucking face halfway through, OK? Like I said earlier today, everyone’s got their standards, you know.
Because Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson kind of hijacked this post, and we didn’t really talk all that much about the Important Thing that Rihanna did with her hair, I’m going to hand the reins over to Emily to discuss what’s really important and doesn’t have a thing to do with Chris Brown (sort of). Take it, girl.