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6LOL, Someone Called Doug Hutchison A Child Molester

A photo of Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden

All right, the fact that someone called Doug Hutchison a child molester isn’t all that astonishing or LOL worthy, considering that I’m pretty sure at least one of you guys do that every time we talk about this dude. But here’s where it gets good: someone called Doug Hutchison a child molester to his face.

If you’ll remember, Doug and his shooting star of a wife, Courtney Stodden, recently did a show called Couples Therapy, another VH1 masterpiece. While they were filming, Doug introduced himself to one of his co-stars, gossip blogger Nik Richie of The Dirty. Or, well, he tried to introduce himself, but Nik refused to shake Doug’s hand. He called Doug a child molester, and those were apparently the first and last words he ever said to him, because he wouldn’t acknowledge him afterwards. Doug was reportedly “deeply offended” and “extremely upset” by the whole thing. Bless his heart.

But you know, I don’t think Doug is a child molester, even though his 52-year-old ass did marry his darling bride at the tender age of 16. I think there’s a difference between a child molester and a dude who’s into 16-year-olds. I’m definitely not saying that Doug’s move wasn’t creepy or wrong or gross or any of those things, but he’s not a child molester.

But hey, at least we know that this show is going to be awesome now, right?

August 19, 2012 at 8:00 am by Emily
Filed Under: Doug Hutchison

6 Responses to “LOL, Someone Called Doug Hutchison A Child Molester”

  1. Blu says:

    O.k. He’s not a child molester..however he is a statutory rapist
    The truth hurts..

  2. casey says:

    She may have been 16, but the fact that she consistently acts like a 5 year old just further hurts his image.

  3. beqs says:

    As a PARENT i will tell you that a grown man having sex with a child makes him a CHILD MOLESTER period. And make no mistake a 16 year old is a child, she may be a child with a bad history, poor parenting, or no limits, but she is still a child.

  4. Vengefulblonde says:

    He’s an ephebophile: adults who are attracted to mid – late adolescents.

    • mireee says:

      This. Although I’m pretty sure any other 52-year-old with a little bit of common sense sees a 16 year old as a child and not a bride-to-be. Know what I mean? Technically not a child, but I know to my parents, who are roughly that age, someone who is 16 is a child

  5. james says:

    He probably met her and assumed she was of age considering how alutty she acts. And also thought this girls is clearly of age becuase no parent would condone her behavior. he later discovers she’s 16 or 15 and concocts a plan on how he can bang her legally

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