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We Figured Out More Details About Courtney Stodden’s Reality Show …

A photo of Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison

And I’m really sorry, you guys, but I think you might be disappointed.

It turns out that while Courtney Stodden is, in fact, filming a reality show, it’s not the show we had hoped for. It’s not a new show focusing on the wonderful life of Courtney Stodden, or a new show focusing on Courtney’s journey to become a porn star. It’s not a new show at all.

Right this very second, Courtney is filming with the love of her whole young life, Doug Hutchison. And they’re going to be featured on the latest season of VH1′s Couples Therapy. I KNOW.

It turns out that Courtney – take a deep breath now – feels that her marriage to Doug is, despite all we’ve come to believe, NOT perfect. They’re doing the show so they can work on their issues, which, according to someone involved with the production, are due to “their age difference and the notoriety they’ve gotten because of their relationship.” I hope they work on what I’d imagine is the main problem though, which would be the fact that Courtney is way more famous than Doug’s ever been. That’s really got to hurt the old pride, right?

Whatever their issues are, I really hope they work it out. Even though, as Courtney said last year, “51 plus 16 equals sexy love.” Then what about 52 plus 17, Courtney? What does that equal, heartache and misery?

It’s so hard to believe in love anymore, you guys. Especially sexy love.

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  • Probably just a strategy to get her into porn: their relationship isn’t going well, some blablabla about her being young and not having the ability to experiment because she is married, they decide on an open relationship, she goes into porn with other men/women. Suddenly the relationship is saved, because whoring around saves the world. The end.

  • “Courtney is way more famous than Doug’s ever been.”

    What? Famous? The ONLY place I ever see this idiot is on this site. Why do we have to read about her? Ugh.

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