Or, at least, judging by her photo, you’d think she’d be, because this current getup—like many of her other getups—is straight out of an 80’s budget strip club.
Also, can we talk about girlfriend’s beat-ass Lucite heels for a second? Because these bitches are just worse for the wear. She’s worn them so much that the plastic on top is actually starting to crack and yellow. Does she really love these shoes *so hard* that she’s willing to look like trash in order to keep them? Wait. … No, actually, don’t answer that.
Anyway, Courtney‘s birthday is in a few short weeks. It’s on August 29th, and the stripper allusions weren’t all that far off. No, Courtney’s retweeting people’s suggestions that she do Playboy for her eighteenth birthday. As, you know, a present to herself, of course:
It’s coming, guys. You mark my words. I mean, how else is she going to pay for these trashy clothes and grungy heels otherwise?