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12Love It or Leave It: Kardashian … Ugh, Eyewear Now

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So, bearing in mind that I *am* a glasses-wearer (I just prefer them to contacts, because I wore contacts for such a long time that I finally got sick of them and the hassle that they were, as unbelievable as that sounds to some die-hard contacts wearers), try to remember this when I say how stupid Kim Kardashian looks in glasses. She looks flat-out dumb. Like, her face is just way too fancy and done up for something as simple and grounded as glasses (and I don’t mean the part about her face being too “fancy” in a good way, either). Kim Kardashian wearing glasses is like wearing sweat socks with your ballroom gown.

And you know what? That’s got to really, really suck for Kim that she’s so high above it all that she can’t even do the simplest of shit like have eyesight problems. It’s got to be some sort of highfalutin issue when you can’t even wear f-cking glasses without drawing criticism. Either that, or people just hate you, and I think it’s definitely that.

The other two girls, Kourtney and Khloe, actually look kind of charming wearing the specs, and I have to say, the look on those two is flattering. But Kim? No. Not at all, actually. Laws. It’s got to be so tough being the Perfect Bitch, you know? Damned if you do and damned if you don’t.

What do you guys think about the Kardashian eyewear line (aside from the general “What the f-ck” reaction that probably plagued you all)?

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August 10, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Sarah

12 Responses to “Love It or Leave It: Kardashian … Ugh, Eyewear Now”

  1. Pique says:

    I love Khloe’s dress!!

  2. Harriet Meadow says:

    Khloe’s the only one who looks good in glasses.

  3. Lola says:

    Kim looks like the drag queen that dressed up as Sarah Palin on RuPaul’s Drag Race.

  4. Kelly says:

    …you did know that Kim has had Lasik right? She did have eye problems but refused to wear contacts/glasses…but i get the point you were trying to make with this post.

  5. puddin says:

    They look so trashy. Not even rich trashy, just terrible trashy. They would have looked great if they had worn sexy tailored black suits with some normal earrings.

  6. ellie66 says:

    Kim looks like a porn version of a librarian. Khloe looks great and the other one looks okay too.

  7. casey says:

    The glasses look over-sized on both Kim & Kourtney. Kourtney looks like she’s straining to keep them from sliding down her face. That, paired with their ridiculous hair, does them no favors.

    Khloe looks great.

  8. Chuck says:

    I will personally give someone $1,000 if they walk up to Kim if she’s ever caught wearing these ridiculous glasses (knowing that she doesn’t need to wear them), snatch them off her face and then grind them into the ground with their feet.
    An extra $1,000 if they kick Kanye West in the balls after he screams like a little girl when the glasses are being ground into the ground.

  9. Mar says:

    Lmfao at this. Omg

  10. FornitSomeFornus says:

    Would happily blind myself rather than wear glasses from those bitches.

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