Most of you have heard the Charlie Sheen shooting Kelly Preston story, but there is one that would have made the world explode with gossip if this one had ever got out to the public. This couple was everywhere. They were all over every tabloid. The actor, all movies all the time is still A+. Back in the day not so long ago he was a drinking and drugging machine and had a thing for antique weapons. Still does. Brings them to the set all the time. Much more careful with them now though. His girlfriend at the time was A list. She was strictly a booze and cigs kind of person with the sometime coke night if she was really having fun. Well, one night, our actor was showing off a new gun he had purchased at auction and was drinking and playing around and swinging it and shot his girlfriend. Bam right in the ribs. The bullet sliced off a chunk of the side of her ribs right below her bra line. She was not wearing a bra at the time. She was naked. There was blood everywhere. They screamed for several minutes before one of them finally got the idea of trying to towel it off. Yeah, that did not last long. They then used the hotel room drapes. Finally our actor made a call and the hotel sent up a doctor. The girlfriend did not need surgery because it went in and out. It did cause her a whole lot of pain and to help with her pain she started using some stronger drugs which took her ten years to break.
Wow. That’s, uh, that sounds completely horrible.
Also, I have no idea who this batshit crazy couple is. Popular guesses, though, are Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder, or Jack Nicholson and Angelica Houston. Some people are even saying Brad Pitt and Juliette Lewis, or Brad and – wait for it – Gwyneth Paltrow. But really, I think Johnny and Winona are the best fit. I don’t think Angelica Houston has ever been all over the tabloids, Juliette Lewis was never that popular, and Gwyneth, just no. But I could definitely see Johnny Depp collecting antique weapons, and I could very easily imagine that whole scenario happening with Winona.
I did a quick little search for any topless pictures of Winona Ryder, just to see if there was any sort of scarring, and I did find this:
What are those two little marks? I don’t know if I’d call that spot “right below her bra line” though, it looks more like it’s actually a part of her breast, but could it possibly be from this fabled gunshot wound?