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Vintage Quotables: Robert Pattinson Doesn’t Understand Cheating

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“But there’s a thing I’ve never got: That is, why do people cheat? I can understand the impulse. But not how you can keep two relationships going at the same time for long. I’m not the casual-affair kind of guy. If I choose to be with someone, it’s because I really want it. When I have a relationship, I’m 100 percent into it.”

– Poor Robert Pattinson discusses cheating in the April issue of Vanity Fair.

Keep in my mind that this quote appeared in the April issue, which means that Robert gave this quote while his girlfriend may or may not have already been cheating on him. Poor Robert Pattinson.

Also, just for funzies, check out this quote that Kristen Stewart gave in the June issue of Elle:

“Maybe because my life is so perfect, when I see the other side of life, it just seems like, almost like I want…” Stewart struggles for words. “You can learn so much from bad things. I feel boring. I feel like, Why is everything so easy for me? I can’t wait for something crazy to f-cking happen to me. Just life. I want someone to f-ck me over! Do you know what I mean?”

Well, here you go, girl. Something crazy is happening to you now, and someone did f-ck you over. Her name was Kristen Stewart. BOOM.

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