“But there’s a thing I’ve never got: That is, why do people cheat? I can understand the impulse. But not how you can keep two relationships going at the same time for long. I’m not the casual-affair kind of guy. If I choose to be with someone, it’s because I really want it. When I have a relationship, I’m 100 percent into it.”
– Poor Robert Pattinson discusses cheating in the April issue of Vanity Fair.
“Maybe because my life is so perfect, when I see the other side of life, it just seems like, almost like I want…” Stewart struggles for words. “You can learn so much from bad things. I feel boring. I feel like, Why is everything so easy for me? I can’t wait for something crazy to f-cking happen to me. Just life. I want someone to f-ck me over! Do you know what I mean?”
Well, here you go, girl. Something crazy is happening to you now, and someone did f-ck you over. Her name was Kristen Stewart. BOOM.