Does she have her teeth out or something? What’s that? She doesn’t wear dentures? Oh. Could have fooled me. Them there’s some pretty crazy-looking veneers, then.
I mean, what’s going on with her face? Did she swallow a few of those veneers? I don’t know. I just can’t even imagine what’s going on inside that mouth of hers today, guys.
Also, Extra TV recently caught up with LeAnn and Eddie—and since it’s been a whole, like, ten days since we last talked about LeAnn and the Creepiest Birthday Cake of All Time, I figured I’d let you guys in on this little gem of a video. It features LeAnn and her husband talking about just how well they’ve gotten to know one another over the last year of their marriage. Because, you know, they celebrated their one-year wedding anniversary just about eight weeks ago AND THEY’RE STILL TALKING ABOUT IT. Just … just watch the video, OK?
Ugh, Josh Brolin is LeAnn’s celebrity crush. I’m sure he’s feeling really good today, too. And Eddie doesn’t have a celebrity crush? Come on, how coached of an answer is that? LeAnn probably gave him the death stare while he answered that question. I have no doubts that the guy’s ass was clenched like a fist. I don’t know. I tuned out right around that part and started looking at the photo of LeAnn’s teeth again.
Can we get a discussion going on what’s happening with LeAnn’s ever-evolving grill? They’re big, they’re small, they’re white, they’re ultrabrite … I can barely keep up. I HAVE TOOTH FATIGUE.